ALL HAIL THE DIVIDED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT!!!!!!!!!

I honestly will not likely care what you think about me. I am a selfish cunt that will smash your self esteem into the ground for my amusement, but only if you provoke my wrath. I have made many bad authors stop writing due to this.

If you do nothing to provoke me, I will treat you with due respect. If you are a fanbrat with a username like '(Insert generic pusdo-Japanese first name here) Uchiha (insert three digit number here)', '(generic first name) (optional middle name) Cullen', or anything like that, you will have no respect from the start, you will have to earn it.

I am a male who thinks that vampires have mass potential, but just need to be pulled off right. Twilight has ruined them. I wish to fix that. But when there is thousands more Twilight fans than other vampire fans, it gets hard. At this point, I feel that the point of redemption is far behind us, and we need to build them back from the ground up, starting with more horror stories.

I do not enjoy my life, and I write as an escape from it. Although, I suffer from mass writers block, so don't expect many chapters, and don't expect them to be long.

I am good with ideas in a lot of fandoms. Message me if you want advice.

Thoughts on shipping in fandoms...

I am on the outside edges of many fandoms. I am a fan of the canon of a great many things, but the community and fandoms of all to many things are corrupted by unplausable pairings, bad logic, shippers, and fanbrats. I can see this becuase I do not really take place in the insanity that is shipping.

(Before I start, I want to say I have no problem with gay people. I have a problem with girls (not women, women aren't fucking retarded, and there is sadly a lack of women on this earth. Just like there are to many boys, and not enough men.) that pair two characters together just because they are hot, and two hot guys are better than one. I am not bashing homosexuality, I'm bashing authors.)

Fandoms with stupid (and widely supported) pairings:

Supernatural. It is a show about monster hunters, not a gay romance between a protective older brother and his younger brother/an angel.

Bleach. Ichigo and Grimjow should not be paired, Ichigo is most likely straight, and Grimjow is more interested in fighting and killing than anything else.

Doctor Who is one isn't one that's pleuged by slashers, but rabid shippers none the less. Any romance between 10 and Rose was extremely forced, and Rose Tyler is DW's equivalent of Bella Swan in terms of character development and intelegence.

Naruto. Sasuke is an evil bastard, he is not good, he would not make a good boyfriend, even if he is gay as opposed to asexual. Pairing him with anyone, especially Naruto is just stupid. Also, Harems are farley popular (see below).

Twilight is a shitstorm that I don't want to get into at the time. There is nothing but rabid shippers supporting abusive relationships, slashers, perverts (look at the C2s for it and tell me the catagory shouldn't be fucking deleted altogether), and a mass lack of any half way decent plot (I've see 2 I think, and I look at that section when I either want to laugh, cry, or am extremely bored (once a week) and I think I look there just about weekly or bi-weekly).

Pokemon. Call me weird, but I can't say I like Misty a lot, I didn't feel she grew as a character all that much. I am not a fan of her, I can blame that gripe on me though, not you. But there is a whole bunch of weird furry shit that I would rather not see, I CAN blame you for that one.

Zelda. Sheik is Zelda, Zelda is female, SheikxLink is not yaoi. Don't make me shoot you with the cannon canon. Ghirahim is one of the very few characters I will admit is most likely gay in the canon, but Link is straight and I begrudgingly admit that there is cannon ZeldaxLink.

Rosario Vampire. To many Harems. Also, Tsukune is so underdeveloped that I can't be sure if any of the girls would actually fit his personality. A lot of fics that rely on cannon will actually ruin it. Lately slash has been is a rise. How that happened is beyond me, Gin is straight as a pole dancer's pole, and Tsukune is to underdeveloped to tell his sexuality.

I am against many more pairings in the previous fandoms, as well as pairings in many more fandoms. I do not read fics with pairings I don't like. There is rarely an exeption.

(Harems bother me as well (See Naruto, Rosario Vampire etc, etc, etc). Call it envy or anything else, I don't care, I just think something is off with 3-15 girls chasing after one guy. Some of them also lead to polygamy, witch may of worked before, when women didn't have nearly as many rights as they do today. But in this day and age, if I were a girl, I would never join a harem or polygamy, it doesn't mater how great the benafits would be, but having just 1 third to one fifteenth of a man's love, when you could have all of it in a monogamy seems kind of fucked up. And this is assuming the relationships are pure(?) and wouldn't get knocked down by envy or anything else.)

Life lessons from Shadowman:

Life sucks, deal with it.

The world has enough angst, don't write about it.

If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out 'the kitchen.

People won't like you, ignore them or fight back.

Either life will fuck you in the ass, or you can fuck life in the ass. You pick.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

Works :

Daywalker:

Fandom: RosarioVampire (hints of Shiki)

Summery: Tsukune is a Jinrou, a vampire who can walk under the sun. After going around the block a few times, he is invited to join Yokai Academy, a school for monsters. Joining him are his aquantincess from his first time through middleschool, Hotaka, an earth elemental, and Sumiko, a fire spirit. Between vampires that use 'aura' and brute force as opposed to seduction and subtlety, a homocidal kitsune, and an overhyped plot to destroy a barrier, Tsukune has his first year cut out for him.

Ships: Not sure, I would say TsuUraMoka, but Omote's nieveity wouldn't fly with a guy who has speant the past 30 years living on human blood taken from unwilling humans. I honestly don't like any of the characters in RV besides Gin and true Moka. I'm honestly thinking about shipping an OC with Tsuki. either that or one of the countless underdeveloped characters I the canon. Aside from him, I think I might include hints of the Black and White couple in the background.

Additional notes: Uses Shiki/Classic Dracula vampires in addition to the RV world. Many OCs, all tested against being Mary Sues. i know the Fandom hates them, but the RV fandom isn't an intelligent one.

Omnicross universe:

Summery:

In a world that practically machine guns out threats to the world, Heroes have to rise. From cocky vampires, to angry demigods, all have one goal: keep the world safe.

General Info:

I welcome authors to write in this universe, it is open, and I want it to be a sort of hub between people interested in the same things.

This is my current baby. This brilliant idea came to my head not long ago. I though 'Hey, if I'm going to add Dracula and many breeds of supernatural creatures to the Twilight universe, some taken from other fandoms, why not just make it a crossover?' And with that, this came to frutation.

What is it? It is a crossover of all things that take place on 'Earth'. ALL things, ranging from Assassin's Creed, to Twilight, to Harry Potter. All fictional works that happen on earth happen in this universe. Vlad Tepes III took the title of Dracula, Ezio Auditori killed Templars in the 15-16th century, Alex Mercer became the Blacklight virus, Ichigo Kurosaki kills hollows, Jack Sparow fought Davy Jones, even Planeswalkers show up from time to time, the list goes on. I think the only thing that wouldn't be included is the Marvel Universe, seeing as that just takes up to much space.

I'm mostly going for supernatural and paranormal (within reason), but Si-Fi, and realistic works could be applied to the universe. Any fandoms that take place on a heavily altered 'Earth' can't be added.

Conflicting Supernatural Races:

Due to the nature of conflicting supernatural creatures, I have came to the solution of 'Fathers' of the race. So, there is Twilight 'vampires' and Daren Shan's vampires, both are vampires, but are different, both are created by Dracula, but in differant ways. The creation of a new breed of beings could be via ritual, consumption, magics, etc, etc, etc.

Dracula (not Vlad Tepes, he is Dracula's son, but took his name) is the father of most vampires, ghouls, and most flesh and blood consuming humanoids. He is a powerful demigod, the son of Hades and a powerful blood mage.

An unnamed shapeshifter with the ability to shapeshift into any animal is the father of most werecreatures and animal shapeshifters. He was cursed by Artimis.

There are many others, but there are far more races of vampires and werewolves across the fandoms, leading them to be the most important. Also, races that have a confirmed means of creation, such as Eve from Supernatural, I have solutions.

Gods/Spirituality:

Gods are a tricky thing. But if a series has a 'God' or gods, the god will not be inculcated as a 'god' if it is not absolutely solid that the being is a god, or if it exists. And even then, most confirmed 'Gods' will not even be gods at all. I will be using the Greek Gods as the actual gods (due to their large presence in the Percy Jackson universe, not because of any views or believes), it is possible that there could be more, but I'm still working at it. As for afterlifes, there is the Underworld for the western hemisphere, and the Soul Society/Hueco Mundo for the eastern hemisphere (Any Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory are just pocket dimensions that steal souls from the natural order of things).

Added Things:

Supernatural Nexuses are areas that attract supernatural beings and powers more than other areas. There is an extreme amount of natural energy in those areas, and that leads to supernatural energy wanting to balance it out.

There are five supernatural nexuses(?), one in the Pacific Northwest, one on the North Pole, one in southern Africa, one in Romania, and the last is the general area of Japan. Due to all anime/manga happening, anyone who is informed and has a sane mind would stay the hell out of Japan, due to the overpowered monsters, and power levels of over nine thousand (Look at Lord Voldimort, than look at Aizen, who poses a bigger threat in terms of sheer power?).

Magic and things from other fandoms not included will appear here as well. Races of beings, types of magic, types of energy, mutations, etc, etc, etc. So don't be surprised if there is a Final Fantasy-esque summoner, or an odd Pokemon (rare mutation, animal or minerals overexposed to magic) here or there.

More info will be added as it comes. Questions would be awesome, questions make me think on the universe and come up with more things.

Fandoms Included:

At the moment, I have a rather limited pool of fictional knowledge to pool into this project, so right now, the following fandoms will be included, more will be added. The list can be added to by anyone who can think of a non-world breaking, Earth based fandom.

Hellsing

Twilight

Daren Shan

Harry Potter

Assassin's Creed

Pirates of the Caribbean

Prototype

Dracula

Supernatural

Percy Jackson and the Olimpians (HoO is not on the list yet)

Call of Duty: Black Ops (1 is confirmed, 2 if you want to use the future)

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1-3

Bleach

RosarioVampire (manga universe)

Magic: the Gathering (don't look into it, there are dimentional hoppers)

All fandoms take place in the same world, but most take place in different time periods.

YOU:

Interested? Even the tiniest bit? I plan on making a club of sorts, having multiple authors write stories using Meta-Earth, each story making light of, or avoiding other stories.

Plots:

Plots will come up in separate stories. There is no solid plot for this universe, it is just another earth to write on.

Current plots:

Title: The Volturi's End
Author: Shadowman
Status: Planning
Fandom(s): Twilight/Harry Potter/minor elements from others
Timeframe: Fall/Winter 2012

Having a 'gift' as a Twilight vampire signifies more than just being 'special'. To have one, you have to have a significant amount of Mana, magical power. In other words, anyone who has a 'gift' would be a wizard, elementist, exorcist, etc, etc, etc. Lets just say England's Ministry of Magic isn't to happy with the Volturi's illegal means to create an army. Jack Archer, a hybrid between two vampire races, gets caught up in it when re finds his brother in all but blood from his human days in a backwater town on the edges of the Pacifc Northwest Nexus.

Title: Unknown
Author: Unknown
Status: Planning started
Fandoms: Strong elements of Final Fantasy 7/minor elements from others
Timeframe: 2025 (Use Black Ops 2 as a base for the time and tech)

A shady power company called Shinra makes a power plant in the South African Nexus. They managed to find a way to turn the overflowing natural energy (Mako as they call it) in the Nexus into power. Main protagonist is a former worker who was overexposed to raw Mako, witch in turn turned him/her into practically walking Materia (crystalized Mako, it gives mutation to the owner that allow superhuman feats). (Look at the Final Fantasy wikia for more information)

And there is other things I've worked on, but they are not nearly as fun as my Omnicross.

FREE IDEAS/CHALANGES!!! Feel free to take, just PM me:

Naruto:

-No title

The Fox is sealed into Sasuke via Tobi's trickery and illusions. The illusion is broken after Namakaze dies. Sasuke is disowned by his clan and Naruto is treated as a hero.

Curse Mark is up to you.

Any pairings except SasuSaku.

DO NOT CHARACTER BASH!!!

Bleach:

- Random vampire fic

Instead of having his Hollow take over during his fight with Byakuya, his mother's blood awakens. Instead of being half human, half Shinigami, and half Hollow, Ichigo is half Shinigami, half vampire.

Pairings are recommended as IchigoxSenna (One of Senna's primary memory sources being a monster hunter that helped kill Dracula).

Character bashing not recommended.

Gotai 13 took out all monster population in Japan post fudal era and has left them to the books. Most monsters from mythology exist in some shape or form in the human world or as spirits in the SS. Quinsies were monster hunters in addition to Hollow Hunters.

RosarioVampire:

Instead of having a new breed of vampires, the vampires of RV are the old fashioned, undead, Dracula-esque vampires. When Tsukune gets bit, he changes.

Vampires have less bullshit powers, but have a more active roll in the human world and politics.

Uses Hellsing vampires (gets stronger with age, feeding, and bloodline. Must be a virgin to of the opposite sex of the vampire to be turned), nothing else from Hellsing is taken.