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Author has written 6 stories for Glee. Hiya. So most call me Jas. The select few seem to like the name Jizzy or Jizz-jas, as it "rolls off the tongue" better. I am currently in the process of murdering them- it will be slow and it will be painful. But yep! that pretty much sums me up. :D oh! And I am quitely awkward. ...And a Kurtofsky Pirate. Of course. and... no, no. That's about it. ...(P.S Messages are always welcome.) (P.P.S I own but little. That which I do own, does not include the rights to 'Glee' or its characters.) | |||||||
1. Twenty nine point eight degrees Fahrenheit » reviewsPrologue: "I can't." It was black when Kurt ran out. On that cold, open night, Kurt could think of only one place he wanted to be. He climbed into his truck and started the engine.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-30-12 - Published: 10-16-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.2. Operation: Neutralising the Newbie reviewsStart of season 3 during 'I am Unicorn'. Dave's mission is to talk to Kurt. Though getting rid of Blaine proves more difficult than expected. Dave's obscure-ish POV. He swears. A lot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete3. Florentine Heat » reviewsIt's our favourite boys' and they're on their honeymoon! The only problem is, is that Kurt and Dave seem to have different ideas on how to spend their time. A fluffy, funny, sexy short fic.Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 8-17-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete4. An Elegy for one David Karofsky reviewsI always knew what they would say at my funeral. "A Mr. David Michael Karofsky, beloved son, dies on the 12th October 2011 from the common case of heartbreak by the uncommon Kurt whatever-his-middle-name-is Hummel." - No character death. Morbid. Enjoy.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete5. Bullets, Bangs and Nightmares hiding under the bed reviewsFuture fic, one-shot. Dave surprises Kurt by coming back from Afghanistan early. Yes, this fits most comfortably in the category of smut but oh! It's so much MORE than that! It has Kurt's internal monologue, it has darkness, it has plot!Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete6. What I would do reviewsSet after New York in The Lima Bean Cafe, Kurt and Dave have a chat, tragically angsty but funny, smut thoughts by Dave, but not what you would expect. Rated M. One-shot. Lame summery, I know, but it's my first.Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-13-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete