My name is Kristen, I've been on fanfiction for a while and I finally figured out that I should have something about myself on here. Here it goes:

I'm weird, dysfunctional and half the time can't tell right from wrong. People call me funny when I'm trying to be completely serious and I have an "unhealthy" obsession with The Hunger Games and Glee. I'm EXTREMELY paranoid about everything. I'm "humorous", but at the same time, I can be so utterly "wise", I guess I could say. And, yes, I am a hopeless romantic. ENOUGH OF THIS BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! I feel like a drama queen now, which I HATE!

Some things I hate: People who think they're better than everyone else, sore losers, drama queens, people who think money is everything, racists, HATERZ, people who LISTEN to stereotypes, shallow people, makeup, hypocrites, whiners, Elounor, Modest! Management, braggers, and, well, life...

A few things I like: PHAN!!!, LARRY STYLINSON!!!, One Direction Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games, Paramore, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, JUSTIN BIEBER, Skillet, Horror movies, dogs, my cell phone (it is my baby!!), my reviewers (I seriously cannot express how much I love you guys!!), SMOSH (I love my SMOSH!), PEWDIEPIE, Glee, R5, The Vampire Diaries, Starkid, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Riker Lynch, Curt Mega, Dominic Barnes, Titus Makin Jr., Tumblr, and much, MUCH more. :)

I've recently become attached to a large variety of YouTubers. They are as follows:

charlieissocoollike, AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, Smosh, PewDiePie, JennaMarbles, Nerimon (Alex Day), KickThePj, Crabstickz, ItsWayPastMyBedtime (Carrie Hope Fletcher), JacksGap (both Jack AND Finn!), IanH (part of smosh, oh well), AnthonyPadilla (again, another smosh guy), and tyleroakley. I rarely watch television anymore...

Enough about me. I'm still unsolved to scientists (LOL). Plus, I'm really a bad influence on people... yeah... and sometimes I'm a hostile bitch... so, on that note, BYE-BYE!

Twitter: BowtiesRSexy AND CrisssColferrr AND 36FreakingMafia

Tumblr: CrisssColferrr AND phanphoreverandever AND theycalluslarrystylinson

I FREAKING LOVE DARREN CRISS AND CHRIS COLFER!!!!

I'M ABNORMALLLLLL! AND WEIRD! AND NOT HIGH! SURPRISINGLY, I AM NATURALLY THIS HYPER AND STUPID! WEEEEE!!

Music: SO MUCH MUSIC I LOVE!! Um, GLEE!!, One Direction, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Ed Sheeran, Skillet, Paramore, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, SOME Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Adele, Aerosmith, Roxette, All-American Rejects, Lily Allen, Avril Lavigne, some Taylor Swift, Boys Like Girls, Cher Lloyd, Christina Perri, Three Days Grace, The Civil Wars, Skylar Grey, Sia, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, The Fray, Beyonce, Gwen Stefani, Maroon 5, Hot Chelle Rae, Jessie J, Journey, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, some Lady Gaga, Nickelback, One Republic, P!nk, Pat Benatar, Rihanna, Shinedown, R5, Falling In Reverse, and Train. I doubt anyone took the time to read that.

ERIN BOHANAN (Glee52 on here) IS THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! SHE IS MY (FICTIONAL) WIFE AND WE FANGIRL OVER RIKURT, CRISSCOLFER, NIFF, AND KLAINE TOGETHER! AND WE TALK ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF... TO OTHER PEOPLE, AT LEAST! YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO HER PROFILE BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING AND SHE FINALLY WROTE A STORY WHICH I HAVE BEEN PRESSURING HER TO DO FOREVER! (WANKY!)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too

Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Chris

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

red

3. Your first initial?

K

4. Your month of birth?

February

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Kirsten

7. Your favorite number?

7

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

secret... :) but I'm thinking of it all the time...

Are you done?

Depends, are YOU?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
Florida: You are a laidback person.

California: You like adventure.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)

standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the

3% who would sit there, eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!",

then copy and paste this on your profile

My name is Nora and I'm seventeen, I am on drugs and cannot clearly see. Because of this my grades in school have dropped. I am very drunk, Sometimes I'm beaten up by some street punk. There are so many rules i've tried not to break, But I am so drunk that I can't stand up straight. I am so drunk , Most of the time I cannot talk. Maybe if my parents trusted me, they would let me hold a car key. One night I was out walking around, But there was a sound and then I saw a man who didn't want me in town. The man was holding a gun, He was not as bright He was like a Earth without a sun. My name is Nora I am seventeen, and tonight a man murdered me. Remember: Say NO to drugs!! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew, Jojo McDodd, Pixel Alice, Sirius Obsessed, alicefan4eva, Jacobs-Vampiress, Faith-Alexandra-Slaymaker, Kri5ti

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on (sometimes)

Total= 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer leading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT! Or Designer Clothes stores.)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total= 9

Favorite character?

Peeta

Favorite adult?

Haymitch

Favorite scene?

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."

Favorite couple?

Peeta and Katniss

Favorite tribute?

Rue

TEAM

THIS AIN'T TWILIGHT NO FRICKING TEAMS!

What do you think?

Peeta/Katniss

DEFINITELY!

Gale/Katniss

HECK NO!

Gale/Madge

Sure... just as long as he keeps his hands off of Katniss.

Peeta/Madge

NO! PEETA AND KATNISS FOREVER!

Finnick/Katniss

Again, PEETA AND KATNISS FOREVER!

Finnick/Annie

Of course!

Peeta/Johanna

NO!!!

Finnick/Johanna

Friends

Madge/Katniss

You better mean friends.

If Katniss didn't win the Games...

If Peeta died...

I would blame Gale and kill him. I blame all my problems on him...

If Gale died...

BYE!

If Finnick died...

He did.

If Rue lived...

YAY!

If Haymitch stopped drinking...

Then he would be boring.

If Katniss chose Peeta...

SHE DOES CAUSE PEETA'S AMAZING!

If Katniss chose Gale...

I would scold her, but then be happy because I could have Peeta...

If President Snow died...

Oh well.

If Voldemort took over...

DIE!

This or That

Katniss or Gale?

Katniss

Gale or Peeta?

Peeta

Finnick or Peeta?

Peeta

President Snow or Peeta?

Peeta

Katniss or Madge?

Katniss

Madge or Thresh?

Thresh... 'cause he killed Clove with a rock...

Rue or Clove?

Rue

Cato or President Snow?

Cato...

1. Peeta

2. Katniss

3. Haymitch

4. Prim

5. Thresh

6. Rue

7. Gale

8. Finnick

9. Annie

10. Effie

11.Cinna

12. Madge

1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

No...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Prim? I don't roll like that...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um...

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

SHE'S ALL AROUND AWESOME!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eww.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Thresh and Effie... Sorry, Annie's meant for Finnick.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

GROSS! I HOPE NOT!

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

10? 11?

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Peeta and Gale are in a happy relationship until Annia runs off with Gale. Peeta, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cinna and a brief unhappy affair with Rue then follows the wise advice of Thresh and finds true love with Madge.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! PEETA IS NOT GAY!

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Not that I know of...

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Uh... maybe?

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Gale walks in on Katniss and Madge? First of all, EWW! Second of all, he would run away crying, finally realizing that Katniss doesn't love him.

15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

Gale/Madge? Uh... I'm Heartbroken Because of Katniss and Need A Rebound?

16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Effie/Katniss? No comment.

17. What would be a good title for this?

For what?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

KICK HIS ASS

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

YAY! But he died...

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Can I join? (Joking...)

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

PEETA, KATNISS IS BEING MEANT TO ME!

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Effie you, Effie!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

NO, PEETA!

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Thanks, Prim!

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"What do you need it for, Rue?" (IDK...)

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

I would kill Gale and kindly ask Prim and Annie to stop.

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Katniss and Cinna? HELLS TO THE YEAH!

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

WTF?

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Annie, since Effie is from the Capitol...

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

I have no idea.

31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Katniss? NO!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

HAYMITCH? WTF?

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Prim/Annie? Really?

5 cooked you dinner?

Thresh? I better not eat it...

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Um... hi Rue...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

GALE? SERIOUSLY? Oh well, it means that I could get to know Katniss better...

8 got into the hospital somehow?

FINNICK! NO!

9 made fun of your friends?

Aw, she probably didn't mean it. :)

10 ignored you all the time?

Effie, you bitch!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She makes me a tourniquet like the one she have Peeta!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

She'll probably try to save me instead of herself...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Look at me and laugh.

about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I WOULD NEVER MARRY EFFIE!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'll tell me to get over it and I'll kill him.

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

Shows me his muscles... mmm...

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

I don't know.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Glare at me like I'm mental.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because I LOVE him!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

They'll think he's a pedophile...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Probably not, considering they're both dead...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Gale, I'm going to murder you.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

FINNICK! YOU HAVE ANNIE!

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Maybe...?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

She won't because she's too prissy...

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

YES! I LOVE PEETA!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

I'd do the same thing... then kill Gale...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Cute, Thresh...

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

He's not in them that much...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

TRICK QUESTION! HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LOVE PEETA?

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Don't really want to...

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

PRIM, because I hate Gale...

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

I don't know!

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Talking about how wonderful Katniss is...

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Nothing, because she doesn't care...

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Why would they want to kill Prim?

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

"Um... two?"

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Rue would probably run away because she's so quick.