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since: 05-05-11, id: 2899066, Profile Updated: 04-07-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

name: elizabeth

age: 1p (20 on april 22)

eyes: brown

hair: brown

i love anime/manga, books, video games, computer, and sleeping

i plan to become an author by practicing with fanfiction

im afraid i have writers block and I get distracted easily so it may take a while for me to update stories but i did write a new one let me know your opinions i try to respond to reviews I promise to finish ever story I write but it might take awhile

also I try and review any stories I like or hate so I am sorry if I offend anyone for the stories I hate I usually just ignore any stories written by that author

so fair warning

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
fav: 2 book it was exciting Least fav: 3 I thought it was boring

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
same as question 1

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?
harry and draco

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

Tarantelegra, imperio, legilimins

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?
snape and minera

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?
voldemort, lucius, snape

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
neville

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
slytherin or gryffindor

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

Can I join both or remain neutral

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
harry or fred or george

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?
draco, hermione

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie from Nov '08 to July '09. What were your thoughts on this?
I didn't know anything about this, but had I known, I would have been upset.

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?
kneazle its a kind of cat

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

To quick a death I would want her to suffer more I HATE child abusers

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
draco or snape if I could pull it off

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
I got it as a gift

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
My dad he got me hooked on the series! We went and seen a majority of the movies together.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
I got obsessed and collected items such as interviews

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
yes

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons?
Hogwarts!

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

maze

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
he was crabby but interesting

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?
I do both..

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
legilimins, jelly legs, silencing spell maybe imperio

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?
me play a sport? No idea whatever I was best at

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books/movies?
harry fighting the basilisk

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
snape, Sirius, fred, moody, Collin, tom riddle (NOT voldemort) dying

Question 29:Would you join the DA?
of course I would!

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?
I doubt it unless he was using her

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Luna.. I like that name. or tonks

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?
the elder wand I’d want the best

Question 33:What would your pet be?
An owl. I already have cats

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
harrys so he wont be lonely

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?
The Invisibility Cloak. Or the stone

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?
diadum

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
Yes I have! xD

Question 38:What would your patronus be?
A cat It's my favorite animal.

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?
I have the feeling that I'd probably be a member of the cat family

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?
remus

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
book store I love to read ice cream place imagine the flavors

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius or tonks though I find the portrait funny

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?
Fred and George.

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
Harry Potter.

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?
everyone except the new Dumbledore

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert HP character here).
the guy who played Gandalf should have played Dumbledore after the first guy died

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
An amazing dress.. like Hermiones but a different color and with sleeves. Can't stand pink.

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?
too many times too count

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?
In the books? Molly and arther wealely On Fanfiction? Harry and Draco/snape.

Question 50:Did you like this survey?
I did.

Copy this to your profile if you agree that Stereotypes are unfair

highlight any that you belong to.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (i like purple too)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (?)(i think i am average in looks at best)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (why llamas?)
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (i may be a virgin but most of the friends i have arnt and i can still make them blush)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (again probably average in looks not a lot of self confidence)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (i'm single cause i know what i am looking for in a potential mate and unfortunetly most dont qualify)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (not sure what it means by mixed so i cant answer this one)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (perfect? yeah right!)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (do i still count when i am almost 20?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not sure of my sexuality i was sheltered growing up i didnt know what gay meant till middle school)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (what is a prep)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (i admit i am a little)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (what does writing have to do with being emo?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have a temper

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interesting sayings

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

"When all else fails, blow shit up."

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my snickers but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off."

I'm bar-tending at an AA meeting.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Don't Worry! I don't know where I am either.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

A day without sunshine is like... night.

You has just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom trying to catch them.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (very true and annoying)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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these are just wierd thing i found and put up for no reason

Confucion say:

...man who eat jellybeans fart in technicolor.

...man who live in glass house should change in basement.

...man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

...man who walk with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

...man who run in front of car get tired.

...man who run behind car get exhausted.

...man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

...man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

...man who drive like hell bound to get there.

...man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.

...man who jumps off cliff jump to conclusion.

...man who is stuck in pantry has ass in jam.

...man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

...man who masturbate only screwing himself.

...man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

...man with one chopstick go hungry.

...man in shower with tool in hand not necessarily plumber.

...woman who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

...a streaker is one who is unsuited for his work.

...keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

...those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.

...the tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few can hold it.

...the perfect gift for a man who has everything is a burglar alarm.

...the mind is like a parachute; it works much better when open.

...a prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

...a transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

...man who want to catch a bra should set a boobie trap.

...a tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

...the difference between pink and purple is your grip.

...even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks it's neck out.

...those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

...prisoners complain behind bars; husbands complain in them.

...at a nudist wedding you don't have to ask, you can see who the best man is.

...killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

...the best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.

...a single fact can ruin a good argument.

...even a fish can escape being caught if it keeps it's mouth shut.

...to make a long story short, don't tell it.

...the best way to keep your word is to not give it.

...bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

...he who makes love in grass gets piece on earth.

...it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

...don't drink and park; accidents cause people.

...war doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

...it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

...passionate kiss like spider's web; soon lead to undoing of fly.

...virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.

...marriage is like poker; you start with pair, end up with full house.

...foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ.

...secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

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highlight if it fits you

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.


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