Age : old enough to know better, too young to care

Gender: Female

Alright, my name's now The White Camellia My last name was Dispair so yeah, you can see why I changed it. A cheesey name like despair and it's not even spelled right (The correctly spelled version was taken). About me... I like OC self inserts where a character dies/finds him/her self reborn in the womb and has prior knowledge of the story, or not. I find this most common in the Naruto section but I started thinking, what if this happened in something like Pokemon Harry Potter, heck, even something stupid like YuGiYo? But that's just an idea.

Note! This idea can be written horribly. I have also most likely written my own stories horribly.

Now I am working on a collaboration about a khr insert (that will probably never be published, which is a shame cuz the chapter we've already written is awesome if I do say so myself). Is it still an insert if the character has pieces inside of her with me, the girl who forgot her username 'cept for the fact that it has "bat" in it, and a rabid bleach fangirl who hates khr? ( I, by the way, am not a rebid bleach fangirl. Nor do I hate KHR. Just saying)

Erm, my definition of a good story is a good plot, a proper story format where not every third word is mispellled, and a little humor in general, but there are exceptions. It just has to be interesting, really. Well, that's it and you can scroll down past all this junk or read it, it's up to you.

I should really clean all this up, really...

Quote

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one." - Ichimaru Gin

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

"Are Marines good? Are Pirates evil? Such things are constantly changing! Children who've never known war have different values than those who have never known peace! Justice will prevail, or course it will... Because the side that wins will become justice!"-Donquixote Doflamingo

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster."- L, Death Note Rewrite

"But it is not pride that I do not surrender, I do not surrender therefore I am proud."-Hibari Kyoya

"Shut Up! Why do you think we're fighting? Because we're still gonna have a snowball fight & watch fireworks together! That's why we're fighting! That's why we're getting stronger! I still want to laugh with everyone,

BUT IF YOU DIE IT'S USELESS!"- Sawada Tsuna

"Tell me, Light... From the moment you were born... Has there ever been a time you've actually told the truth?"

"The century's greatest detective, advertised as solving every case imaginable. How great his burden must be, how much pain must he go through every single moment: past, present and future...a burden so great it would leave you hunched over. A bitter taste in your mouth that would leave you longing for sweets." - M, Death Note: Another Note

"Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way."

"So, I've decided that I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Ichigo to notice me, or I can just get on with my life."

"Good for you!"

"Well, I didn't choose yet."-Five Lifetimes

Calvin: War is a manly art!

Susie: I suppose anything so idiotic would have to be. Can I play in your game or not?

Calvin: I don't know; it seems you'd rather be making smart remarks.

— Calvin And Hobbes

"If you're afraid to lose, then get stronger. If you want to protect those you love...then do what you have to do to protect them. If you're afraid of that hollow inside you...then get strong enough to crush it. Even if no one in the world believes in you...stick out your chest and scream in defiance! That is the kind of man you are in my heart!"-Rukia Kuchiki

"Destiny... Fate... Dreams... These unstoppable ideals are held deeply within the hearts of men! So long as there are people who seek freedom in this life, these things shall not vanish from the Earth!"-Gol D. Roger

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

"That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman just before uncorking an assbeating of a lifetime on Darkseid, reaffirming that he is indeed a bad mother f'er - Justice League Unlimited

"Ambition is the willingness to kill the thing you love and eat them to stay alive."

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So you won't risk your jobs? I thought you were risking your lives for this.

"You said she's smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she's actually a stupid woman."- Near

"No matter how gifted you alone cannot change the world."

This isn't divine jugdement. It's the work of some childish killer who's playing at divine retribution. That's all.

"Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.”

Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."

Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee

Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites.

If it means being able to clear a case,I don't play fair. I am a dishonest, cheating human being who hates losing.

“Tell a man he has a hundred years to live and watch him waste it.
Tell an eleven year old he might not live to finish school and watch him fight.
Tell a young man that he has a year to live and watch him live”. – Jamie2109, skyehawke

"All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair."

"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

“It is in human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.” – Anatole France

"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive." - Josephine Hart

“Cool used to mean unique, spontaneous, compelling. The coolest kid was the one that everyone wanted to be like but no one quite could because their individuality was so utterly distinct. Then 'cool' changed. Marketers got a hold of it and reversed its meaning. Now you're cool if you're NOT unique. If you bear the unmistakable stamp of America. Hair by Paul Mitchell, Clothes by Abercrombie, Car by Lexus, Attitude by Nike. Cool is the opiate of our time and over a couple of generations we have grown dependent upon it to maintain our identities of inclusion.”-Shorty4_11

“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”-Dave Barry

“When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong; they taught me different was wrong.” Ani Difranco

“I'm not perfect, I never tried to be. I've made mistakes. I've taken the easy way out. I've lied to my friends. I've hidden the truth so many times from so many people. I've hurt people, and I've even done it on purpose. I've left people behind. I've spread rumors. I've said things that I didn't mean. I'm no better than anyone, anywhere. I'm human. I have faults, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I want to change, but I won't. Because that's what we do. That's what we've always done. We list our faults like a grocery list, and we move on, expecting everything to somehow change itself. It never will. I will never change. I will never be perfect. I will always make mistakes. I'll, more often than not, take the easy way out. I will lie, hide the truth, hurt people, leave people behind, spread rumors, and say things I don't mean for the rest of my life.” - jeneveve

“When exactly did we go from being kids to just being people, I'm not sure. I do know that it's not about turning a certain age or graduating from school. It happens when you're not paying attention. We go from playing with our friends to playing with our friend's feelings. Without our knowledge or consent childhood slips away in the night and our innocence escapes us and we wake up one morning to find we have become who we are.”

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"-Kakashi Hatake

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"

"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."

"Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism"

"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"

"Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of someone who truly deserves it."

"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

We don't really have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies...'cause I'll probably be ignoring you anyway.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows...as long as you always have a bobby pin.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it...or you could just jump in and drown yourself.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss...or you don't mind hurting people.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Follow Murphy's Law of Combat:

There is no such thing as the perfect plan.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

Once you are in the fight, it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in once piece at the end of the day is better.

Being shot hurts.

If everyone does not come home, none of the rest of us can fully come home either.

If it's worth fighting for... it's worth fighting dirty for.

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

The important things are always simple.

If it's stupid but it works, then it isn't stupid.

Supply and Demand Law: Whatever you have, you don't need. Whatever you need, you don't have.

Law of Desert Combat: Any attempt to find cover will result in failure.

Anderson's First Law: If at first you don't succeed, redifine success.

Advice for the Evil Overlord: Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?’ No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

Some very interesting definitions from The Devil's Dictionary:

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.

OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile. Being a blind faith, it is inaccessible to the light of disproof — an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.

QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated.

RECOLLECT, v. To recall with additions something not previously known.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

X in our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language. X is the sacred symbol of ten dollars, and in such words as Xmas, Xn, etc., stands for Christ, not, as is popular supposed, because it represents a cross, but because the corresponding letter in the Greek alphabet is the initial of his name — Xristos. If it represented a cross it would stand for St. Andrew, who "testified" upon one of that shape. In the algebra of psychology x stands for Woman's mind. Words beginning with X are Grecian and will not be defined in this standard English dictionary.