Mona Lisa
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since: 11-06-02, id: 290638
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Mummy, Star Wars, and To Kill a Mockingbird.
"You only spoof the thing you love. There's no fun in ribbing a bad movie. It's too easy. You have to have a target you respect, one that's big enough to stand up too parody." -Mel Brooks

This quote from comical genius Mel Brooks perfictaly illistrates my philosiphy on humor, which I often place in my fan fiction. I am a sophmore in high school, and a serious writer. Why then, do I write stupid fan fiction? There are two reasons. The first is that I love comedy and stupidity. I am a huge fan of Mel Brooks and Monty Python. I laugh so hard every time I watch one of their movies , even if it is the 700th time I've seen it. The second reason is that, dispite my love for stupidity, my books are serious. While they may have their moments of humor, I do not want them to be plagued by it.

Things I like: Rock and Roll (Led Zeppelin is my favorite band), Lord of the Rings, Johnny Depp, M*A*S*H, Stephen King, Mel Brooks, Monty Python,and a bizillion other things.

I may write a lot of crap, but I occasionaly write a serious story and post it on this site.

Please read the stories by my friends: ringspell; Eleena Thea; Paige Woods; blah gurl; Olivia Frost/Angelic Ashley

Flame me if you want. I don't care. Make them as snoby as you wish.

Other Crap: None as of now. Enjoy my stupidity!!!!


1. Promises reviews
Little Pippin can't sleep and Merry comforts him. NOT slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-12-03 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.
2. The Fett Family Affair » reviews
The Fett's way of life is thrown off when Jango's mom comes to visit. Please read it! And review too.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-8-03 - Published: 5-8-03
3. Valentines Day at the Fett's reviews
How do the Fetts celebrate Valentines Day? Once again, I was very bored when I wrote this. Please R/R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-03
4. Ladies' Man reviews
Jango Fett decides to go to a bar to find a girlfriend. I was extreamly bored when I wrote this. Please R/R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-30-03
5. If You Look Beside You reviews
A poem about Frodo and Sam NOT SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-23-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.
6. Confessions of the Dark reviews
A poem about Boo Radley's life
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-22-03
7. Through My Father's Eyes reviews
Young Boba Fett witnesses his father's death on Geonosis
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-03
8. The Star Wars Child Consparacy Theory reviews
Has anybody else noticed the similarities between Anikin Skywalker and Boba Fett?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-20-03
9. The Hardest Decision reviews
Jango Fett makes a difficult choice that night on Courusant.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-14-03
10. Star Warsian Rhapsody reviews
I rewrote Queen's Boheimian Rhapsody to fit the original Star Wars trilogy. Funny, but random. Please read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-5-03
11. Vanished! reviews
A pregnant Evie vanishes, and it is up to Rick, Jonathan, Alex and Ardeth to find her.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-18-03 - Ardeth B.
12. Beyond the Sea reviews
A poem about Legolas' love for the sea- probably the only Legolas fic I'll ever write.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-03 - Legolas
13. Memories and Forgivness reviews
Faramir reflects on his relationship with Boromir- not slash, that would be just plain wrong!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-02 - Faramir & Boromir
14. The Greatest Band in Middle Earth NOT » reviews
Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli decide to start a band. Not as easy as it sounds...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-29-02 - Published: 12-17-02
15. A Poem for Boromir reviews
Has anybody else noticed how greasy Boromir's hair was?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-10-02 - Boromir