| Mona Lisa |
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Mummy, Star Wars, and To Kill a Mockingbird. "You only spoof the thing you love. There's no fun in ribbing a bad movie. It's too easy. You have to have a target you respect, one that's big enough to stand up too parody." -Mel Brooks This quote from comical genius Mel Brooks perfictaly illistrates my philosiphy on humor, which I often place in my fan fiction. I am a sophmore in high school, and a serious writer. Why then, do I write stupid fan fiction? There are two reasons. The first is that I love comedy and stupidity. I am a huge fan of Mel Brooks and Monty Python. I laugh so hard every time I watch one of their movies , even if it is the 700th time I've seen it. The second reason is that, dispite my love for stupidity, my books are serious. While they may have their moments of humor, I do not want them to be plagued by it. Things I like: Rock and Roll (Led Zeppelin is my favorite band), Lord of the Rings, Johnny Depp, M*A*S*H, Stephen King, Mel Brooks, Monty Python,and a bizillion other things. I may write a lot of crap, but I occasionaly write a serious story and post it on this site. Please read the stories by my friends: ringspell; Eleena Thea; Paige Woods; blah gurl; Olivia Frost/Angelic Ashley Flame me if you want. I don't care. Make them as snoby as you wish. Other Crap: None as of now. Enjoy my stupidity!!!! | |||||||
1. Promises reviewsLittle Pippin can't sleep and Merry comforts him. NOT slash.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-12-03 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.2. The Fett Family Affair » reviewsThe Fett's way of life is thrown off when Jango's mom comes to visit. Please read it! And review too.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-8-03 - Published: 5-8-033. Valentines Day at the Fett's reviewsHow do the Fetts celebrate Valentines Day? Once again, I was very bored when I wrote this. Please R/R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-034. Ladies' Man reviewsJango Fett decides to go to a bar to find a girlfriend. I was extreamly bored when I wrote this. Please R/R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-30-035. If You Look Beside You reviewsA poem about Frodo and Sam NOT SLASH!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-23-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.6. Confessions of the Dark reviewsA poem about Boo Radley's lifeTo Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-22-037. Through My Father's Eyes reviewsYoung Boba Fett witnesses his father's death on GeonosisStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-038. The Star Wars Child Consparacy Theory reviewsHas anybody else noticed the similarities between Anikin Skywalker and Boba Fett?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-20-039. The Hardest Decision reviewsJango Fett makes a difficult choice that night on Courusant.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-14-0310. Star Warsian Rhapsody reviewsI rewrote Queen's Boheimian Rhapsody to fit the original Star Wars trilogy. Funny, but random. Please read and review.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-5-0311. Vanished! reviewsA pregnant Evie vanishes, and it is up to Rick, Jonathan, Alex and Ardeth to find her.Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-18-03 - Ardeth B.12. Beyond the Sea reviewsA poem about Legolas' love for the sea- probably the only Legolas fic I'll ever write.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-12-03 - Legolas13. Memories and Forgivness reviewsFaramir reflects on his relationship with Boromir- not slash, that would be just plain wrong!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-02 - Faramir & Boromir14. The Greatest Band in Middle Earth NOT » reviewsLegolas, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli decide to start a band. Not as easy as it sounds...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-29-02 - Published: 12-17-0215. A Poem for Boromir reviewsHas anybody else noticed how greasy Boromir's hair was?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-10-02 - Boromir