| duchessofdisaster |
Author has written 44 stories for Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, True Blood, Revenge, and Captain America. Why, hello there. When I'm not the Duchess, I am pleasebekidding (AO3, Twitter and livejournal). Also please-be-kidding on tumblr. (Toes the dust with my crappy sneakers). Do you like stuff? Yeah? Me too. 24 October 2012 I haven't been as active for a couple of reasons; one is a pile of unfinished stories that just mock and mock me, the other is that I am trying to withdraw from fandom somewhat and focus on my original work. Ill be publishing a couple of stories this weekend and then disappearing for NaNoWriMo. Wish me luck! However I have not given up on my beautiful boys. I will be continuing with 'The next hundred years or so - horribly blocked on a chapter right now and I will stop doing a story for every year, soon, since I never intended it to be 100 chapters long (oh god, that would kill me). If you need posy 4.02 hugs - here, let me give them to you. 28/5 Rumours abound... FFN may be in the process of another cull of ex pl ic it content. If your favourite story vanishes (I have 36 stories here right now - less than that and there's stuff missing) you will always be able to find me at Archive of our own (google it if you don't know it - can't put urls here), where my name is pleasebekidding. Or find my livejournal where all my fics (including drabbles not here) are indexed. Same username. x | |||||||
1. Here, have some Alaric Saltzman - Steve Rogers crackship fic reviewsHaving interrogated Alaric gently about his nine deaths and subsequent resurrection, Phil Coulson offers Alaric Saltzman the chance to get away from Mystic Falls and vampires forever, as the history and politics tutor to a recently defrosted Steve Rogers.Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-13 - Alaric S. & Steve R./Capt. America2. We did it when we were young reviewsAll human AU. Alaric has been dragged to Mystic Falls for senior year. He meets Damon Salvatore and the rest is history. (Trigger warning for abuse against Damon by his father - non graphic, only the results are described.)Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-16-13 - Damon S. & Alaric S. - Complete3. Veil Alaric reviewsEpisode tag for 4.22. With a few hours to kill before Alaric disappears again he and Damon head to the loft to recreate their best moments.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-16-13 - Damon S. & Alaric S. - Complete4. Memory rests reviewsAlaric has been dead for four years, so Damon is somewhat surprised to find him tending bar, with no idea of who he is or where he came from. They collide like galaxies.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-12-13 - Alaric S. & Damon S.5. The place we need to have reviewsNew Year's Eve, not that there's much to celebrate. Stupid sire bond. And grief hanging around the boarding house like a thick, ugly fog, choking everyone. After listening to Damon talk to Alaric's grave, Elena decides she'd not ready to give up on him, not yet.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-3-13 - Elena G. & Damon S.6. Auld Lang Syne my ass reviewsDamon/Elena/Stefan OT3. Slashy so published under Defan. Very naughty. Choosing is boring. Damon's never been a fan. He's entirely keen to make sure Elena knows she doesn't have to choose either.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-13 - Damon S. & Stefan S. - Complete7. Have yourself a merry little Christmas reviewsDamon/Alaric/Elena. Listed in the Dalaric tag because your average Delena fan doesn't tend to like slash too much. Elena and Damon are living where Elena goes to college. When they come home for Christmas, Alaric seems sad, and lonely, and Elena decides she and Damon should spend Christmas Eve with him. Smut ensues.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-1-13 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete8. I will follow you into the dark reviewsIt's in May that the last of Castiel's Grace shatters. In the next few weeks Castiel learns a lot. In November, Castiel goes home, and it is Alaric who leads him there.Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-12 - Castiel & Alaric S.9. Alaric Saltzman and the Vampiric Potions Partner reviewsWhen Damon Salvatore came back to Hogwarts in seventh year, there was something different about him... This is not a crossover so much as it is a High School AU with my favorite boys attending Hogwarts. Slash, Dalaric, don't even ask me what I was thinking. Really, don't.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-20-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S.10. The next hundred years or so » reviewsThe next 100 years of life for Alaric and Damon after Alaric goes vamp. AU from the middle of S3. A series of one-shots which will reveal multiple character arcs over time. Dalaric slash with other pairings along the way. Multiple genres. Subscribe!Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,290 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 8-5-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S.11. Head is a jungle, heart is an empty room » reviewsThis is the story of Isobel Flemming's life from the age of thirteen, visiting Mystic Falls during her summer holidays, through to the moment she died burning in the Grove Hills cemetery. Various pairings Isobel with John, Alaric, Damon . Warnings on individual chapters.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,636 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-14-12 - Isobel F. & Alaric S. - Complete12. Circles around me reviewsSo Elena's a vampire. That's great. Damon is sure she and Stefan will be very happy together. Totally awesome. Since Damon's last, best shot at happiness just died in his arms.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-30-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete13. It's the dog that does it reviewsWhen Sammy dies, and Emily cries into Jack's shoulder, she realizes she can't do it any more. Jack/Emily/Nolan, polyamory, slash. Spoilers for 1.21-22.Revenge - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-12 - Nolan R. & Jack P. - Complete14. Home reviewsAlaric is five years dead, at Damon and Bonnie's hands, when he shows up outside the crypt. Alt reality for all Dalaric shippers instead of 3.22. Slash duh , Damon being a changed man because he's been heartbroken five years, Elijah being awesome.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-12-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete15. North of the snow line reviewsAfter Evilaric makes an attempt on Elijah's life, after ep 3.18, Elijah takes him away for some research and rehab. Despite Elijah's olde-worlde sensibilities, things get heated. Slash.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-12 - Alaric S. & Elijah - Complete16. Be still reviewsMissing scene from 3.20. There's not a lot of time to say the things that need to be said, but Damon will try.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete17. The thunderstorm reviewsJeremy and Tyler have been dancing around this for years. Jeremy's sick of pretending. Consensual underage slash, first time, adorableness.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-10-12 - Jeremy G. & Tyler L. - Complete18. House arrest, lite reviews"Let's just say you've got an alter-ego hell bent on killing council members. So we're gonna pack up some of your stuff, go to the loft, just for a little bit. You know. It's like house arrest. Lite." mild slash, episode tag. Spoilers for 3.17.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-24-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete19. Indian head penny reviewsSometimes Alaric wakes with a penny in his pocket and no vampires in his life; sometimes he wakes on the right side of the world. Slash, AU.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-24-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete20. Lapis and bourbon, amen » reviewsAlaric's got something on his mind, but he's not talking. There are clues, though. Slash.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,391 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-10-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete21. If I just lay here » reviewsHaving been killed by Damon one time too many, Alaric hits the road. Looking for somewhere he can settle without having to think about vampires any more. Unfortunately for Ric, his car breaks down just outside of Bon Temps. Slash.Crossover - True Blood & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-12 - Sam M. & Alaric S. - Complete22. Lessons reviewsElena keeps telling herself she has no choice; she is weak and human, and Katherine is strong. So why is she wearing that lingerie? femslash, dub-con, humiliation.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-10-12 - Elena G. & Katherine - Complete23. Nine lives reviewsAlaric's ring has a shelf life: nine lives. How many times has it been used? Slash.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-10-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete24. Almost lover reviewsEvery day Alaric thinks about leaving Mystic Falls for good, and every night he opens the door to Damon. For now, it's enough. A very strange AU in which Damon and Alaric are not the blissfully happy couple we know them to be.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-18-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete25. I will be the one to gaze on you discreetly reviewsDamon and Alaric can't keep their eyes off Elijah, and he can't keep his eyes off them. Threesome slash. Smutty as all getout.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-9-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete26. Bloody Handprints reviewsAlaric died. Again. Damon wasn't there. And Alaric's washing his own blood off the walls and floor of the Gilbert house.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-3-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete27. The claim reviewsThey've been having messy, enthusiastic sex for a few months now, but Damon's never bitten Alaric.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-2-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete28. I die a little death on each St Valentine's reviewsAlaric may be the worst guardian ever but when he hears Elena crying in her bedroom, he vows to do his best. Smut ensues. don't blame Alaric. Blame MEVampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-1-12 - Alaric S. & Elena G. - Complete29. Five more minutes reviewsA significant problem with relying on a human to satisfy your sexual needs on an ongoing basis is that they need to sleep, for hours at a time, when there are orgasms to be had.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-24-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete30. It's okay reviewsDrabble. Mystic Falls is crawling with hybrids, and Alaric and Damon top the hit list.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete31. In the interests of full disclosure reviewsAlaric and Damon have to come clean to Elena, before she gets any more attached. Present for SummerFairy.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-19-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete32. To Sir with love, undead edition reviewsAlaric has work to do. Damon has Alaric to do. PWP oneshot for Saltzatore.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-17-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete33. No one together » reviewsOnce upon a time, Alaric Saltzman was impractical, and prone to making bad decisions. And then a vampire killed his wife. John Winchester was a legendary vampire hunter, and Alaric was desperate to learn. Dalaric in the end.Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,845 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-15-12 - John W. & Alaric S. - Complete34. Dr Damon saves the day reviewsWe saw the wrong kiss in the episode, so I wrote the right one. Spoilers for 3.10!Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-12 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete35. Something we need to talk about reviewsDamon wants Alaric to become a vampire and he's prepared to do pretty much anything to convince him. Smutty oneshot.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-31-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete36. All the miles that separate reviewsDamon and Alaric will do anything for the ones they care about - even if they really don't want to.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-29-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete37. The Edge of the Deep Green Sea » reviewsDamon Salvatore had spent the better part of the last two years trying to convince Alaric Saltzman to let him turn him into a vampire. He'd been holding out, being a good boyfriend and now it was all going to hell.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-20-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete38. Sundae Session reviewsFood fight? That's how Damon apologises? Takes place after 3x07, Ghost World.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-1-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete39. Standing Invitation » reviewsStefan's dead, Klaus is dead, and everyone runs from Mystic Falls except Elena and Alaric. They just want Damon to come back.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 11-24-11 - Alaric S. & Elena G. - Complete40. Thanksgiving reviewsElena feels she doesn't have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, so Damon tries to give her a reason.Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-17-11 - Elena G. & Damon S. - Complete41. Cherryflavoured lip gloss reviewsRebekah just likes to have fun.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-14-11 - Elena G. & Rebekah - Complete42. The seventeenth day reviewsAlaric shows up with newspapers, ideas, and no idea how to just ask.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-13-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete43. Two things that should have happened reviews"That's the way to a vampire's heart." What would have happened if Elena had just leaned into Damon?Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-11-11 - Damon S. & Elena G. - Complete44. Things he doesn't have to do reviewsSometimes Damon does things he doesn't have to do. Sometimes he apologises afterwards.Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-11-11 - Alaric S. & Damon S. - Complete