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since: 11-07-02, id: 291124, Profile Updated: 08-24-09
country: Canada
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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Sky High, Gossip Girl, and Twilight.

July 28, 2009: So, "Can't Make a Sound" is over, which is kinda sadfayce, because that means that I'm done "Can't Let You Go". Which is a misleading title, I think.


'Sup, buttercup? My name's Jennifer, so I'm evidently a girl. I live in Canada, and it's pretty ace, I like it. Whenever I'm bored, I daydream, which leads to a lot of the stories I write. Really. How do you think, "How Do Vampires" got started?

I'm half Japanese and half German. I feel a lot closer to my German heritage, and want to learn everything about its history. I also desperately want to take German lessons, but so far, I have been unsuccessful in my search for a teacher that is not related to me.

The Midway State's "Change For You" and "Is This Never Again" own my soul. Trufax. But I also enjoy such bands as Keane, MGMT and other bands of the indie-rock persuasion. Haha, okay, no, I have like, countless songs by JayDee Bixby, so my music tastes aren't exactly limited.

I read The It Girl, anything by E.L. Konigsburg, The Chronicles of Narnia and various fanfiction, and original fiction that gets posted onto the interwebs.

Family Guy is love. And American Dad. Let me rephrase that: Seth MacFarlane is love. And my future husband. SHUT UP, I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

My hobbies include: writing, reading, texting, Seth MacFarlane, denying that I ever read Twilight, denying that Jacob imprinted on Edward's and Bella's BABY (EW!), Seth MacFarlane, listening to music, watching Supernatural, obsessing over Sam/Dean and Seth MacFarlane. AND FOOTBALLLLL. American football. NFL FOOTBALL. holla, NY Giants fans!

ONTO THE OTP'S:

Absolute Favourite Pairings/Couples:

The It Girl:
Heath/Easy/Brandon

House:
Foreman/Chase
RPS:
Omar Epps/Jesse Spencer

South Park:
Stan/Kyle
Tweek/Craig
Butters/Damien
Craig/Damien

Ocean's 11, 12, 13:
Turk/Virgil

C.R.A.Z.Y.:
Antoine/Zach

Harry Potter:
Fred/George/Percy
Percy/Oliver
Oliver/Marcus
Harry/Draco
Albus Severus/Scorpius
RPS:
James/Oliver
Daniel/Tom
Sean/Chris

The Misfits
Joe/Skeezie
Joe/Kevin

The Chronicles of Narnia:
Peter/Edmund
Caspian/Eustace
Susan/Lucy
RPS:
William/Skandar
Ben/Will P. (going to hell, lovin' it.)
Anna/Georgie

Twilight:
Edward/Jacob
Emmett/Sam
Embry/Quil
RPS:
Rob/Taylor
Jackson/Kellan

Supernatural:
Sam/Dean
RPS:
Jensen/Jared

Numbers:
EPPECESSSST! aka, Charlie/Don
David/Colby

Smallville:
Clark/Lex
RPS:
Tom/Mike

Real People:
Benji/Travis (So You Think You Can Dance)
David Cook/David Archuleta (American Idol)
Blake/Chris (American Idol)
KRADAM. OMFG yeeees. (American Idol)
Harry/Dougie (McFly)
Danny/Tom (McFly)
Ryan/Brendon (Panic! At the Disco)


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

If you think homophobia is wrong copy this into your profile

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1. Can't Let You Go » reviews
Sequel to Can't Tell Me Nothing and Can't Make a Sound. Jacob and Edward are finally happy together, up until the point where Billy returns.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 9-6-09 - Jacob & Edward
2. Can't Make A Sound » reviews
Slash, MALE PREGNANCY, sequel to "Can't Tell Me Nothing" Jacob and Edward deal with the aftermath of their bonding and the return of Amabel. Rated M for language, mpreg and safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 9-12-08 - Jacob & Edward - Complete
3. Wish reviews
one-shot Edward wishes he could do something only humans--and werewolves, apparently--can do. Not as dirty as the summary makes it sound.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-11-08 - Jacob & Edward - Complete
4. Can't Tell Me Nothing » reviews
SLASH, JacobxEdward, don't like, don't read After similarly weird feelings, Jacob and Edward must find the truth behind a prophecy they have to fulfill, while keeping poor Bella out of the know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,218 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Jacob & Edward - Complete
5. How Do Vampires reviews
Jacob asks Edward an uncomfortable question. Yes, it's JacobxEdward pairing, yes, they're gay, yes I realize it's not canon, and yes I don't give a rat's behind. 100-word fluffy drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete
6. Little of Your Time » reviews
WARNING: Contains slash and spoilers. Show based. ChuckEric. That's right. ChuckEric. Details inside. Rated M to be safe, may be dropped later. Would be rated Tplus if there was such a thing.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete
7. The Diary of Ginny Weasly » reviews
Ginny writes all of her feelings in a new diary, but unfortunately, the diary makes her life more miserable than it already is. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 4-10-05 - Ginny W. & Neville L.
8. Polar Opposites » reviews
Mild WarrenLayla. Summary inside. COMPLETE R&R please.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 8-28-05 - Complete
9. The Goldenwater Hotel » reviews
Hermione becomes Head Girl and Draco becomes Head Boy....Guess what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 6-9-04 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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