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Name: Uhhh... no
Species: Really? Why would anything that isn't human be on this website??
Age: Creeper much...but I'm under 18
Country: O' Canada
Planet: I come from the planet (thinks about her answer) Google- you stole our name for a search engine!?!?
Likes:Adam Levine, Footloose(both of them), the Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Percy Jackson, The Iron Fey (LOVE THEM BOTH) Doctor Who, Sherlock, Portal, Little Big Planet, cookies(especially oreos), reading, writing (kinda), people who use OCs in their stories, playing guitar (Blackbird!) and my M&M's pajamas, nigahiga, Tobuscus, and many other things. Oh forgot something--GLEE!! I am a huge gleek. Ask anyone.
Dislikes: Girlie girls, slow laptops, needles, filler episodes, eraser shavings getting engraved into the paper, leaves that look like caterpillars, people who call me short too much, racist people, bad drivers, Bleach (sorry, I'm just not a fan) JUSTIN BIEBER!!! Okay I get he's Canadian but that doesn't mean I have to like him. I like the lyrics to some of his songs but thats it.
Dreams: Become an actress, go to a red carpet premiere for something,
Music: Glee (obv-duh*), Boom 97.3, Kiss 92.5 (most of the time), some orchestra, Broadway Music, etc. Anything with harmonies is acceptable with me. But they have to be real- not auto tuned.
Team: Switzerland. 25% Edward (book character) 25% Jacob (book character) and 50% Taylor Lautner
HP or T: I think both are great but I have to go with Harry Potter
What am I reading right now? Nothing but I'm going to read the Fallen series (is that what its called?)
Thats all I can think of.
If you've read Seize the Rain's profile, yes I am that friend who said that. If you haven't...GET OVER THERE AND LOOK AT THE QUOTES AND READ HER AWESOME STORIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!! That will be all.
Copy and paste this if you're on team Edward... ELRIC! Then write your name to prove that Edward Cullen just isn't as sexy and Edward Elric. Short Alchemist, Bananna Bear
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If vampires are real, post it.
If faeries are real, post it.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and you are proud of it copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.)
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, faeries, gay, or fictional.
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
Things guys should know when dealing with girls.
1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful
2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already
3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson or Dimitri just smile and nod.
4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.
5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls.
6. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow.
7. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.
8. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room.
9. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me.
10. Kiss us in the rain
11. Kiss our nose
12. When we say we're okay, we're not.
13. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.
14. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.
15. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more
16. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything
17. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
First Day At School
Making Your New Best Friend
Falling In Love
Death Of A Close Friend
Getting Back Together
Birth Of A Child
The Stupid Test. (put an x next to the one that is you, then in the end, add up all of the x's. If you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow.
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class.
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
(x) gotten detention
(x)gotten your phone taken away in class
(x)gotten caught chewing gum
(x)arrived late to class more than 5 times
(x)didnt do homework over 5 times
()turned at least 3 projects in late
()missed school cuz you felt like it
()laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
(x)got your mom/dad ect. to get you out of school
(x)texted people during class
(x)threw stuff across the room
(x)laughed at the teacher
()pulled down the fire alarm
(x)went on myspace, facebook, ect. on the computer at school
(x)took pictures during school hours
(x)called someone during school hours
(x)listened to an ipod, cd, ect during class
]threw something at the teacher
[x]went outside the classroom without permission
[X]broke the dress code
]failed a class
[X]ate food during class
[x]gotten a call from school
]couldnt go on a field trip cuz you behaved badly
[x]didnt take your stuff to school
]gotten a detention and didnt go
[x]stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they werent looking
]cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
grand total: 45
MULTIPLY BY THREE: 135
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
"...-across the highway, through the tunnel, across the river."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My breathing (why is my house so silent)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today when I went for an 1 1/2 walk where I got an awesome but painful blister /:
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, a t-shirt, a sweater and my awesome Sponge Bob band-aid
10. Did you dream last night?
No. Guess I'm not dreaming big enough (start 649 music)
When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My calender and some sticker quotes.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a dangerous wild cat that looked like something attacked it and took out a chunk of its back...
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
War Horse (cried 4 times)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Help my parents pay the mortgage, donate, save for university. Buy some hockey skates for myself.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know
I'm playing Rusty in a production of Footloose the Musical
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Bring world peace. Because then there would be no war or hunger.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21.Would you ever consider living abroad?
I would love to live in England.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste.
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thanks for checking out my profile!(Srry its so long ;))! If you like me check out some of my friends!
P.S. Does anyone know how to subsribe to be a beta reader? If you do, PLEASE PM me!!
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