Welcome to my profile! I'm MarshieMello-Cookie, previously known as xXCookieDoughXx

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Le Journal 10/6/13
Gah! I'm sorry last week's double rant is taking so long! Things are really stressful and hectic at the moment, and I'm struggling to fit in the time to write them. But don't worry! Last and this week's rants should be up by Thursday!

Thank you all for putting up with me!

Index
So, you may be wondering, 'What's in this profile, and is it worth my time reading?' Well, check below to find out!

-Le Journal (Updated whenever I get big news! Or small news...or decently sized news)
-Things About Me (Get to know me! I love profiles that make you feel like you know the Author!)
-Favourite Quotes (When I hear a crazy or fabulous line, I put it in my Wall of Fame!)
-My Stories (What stories have I finished? Which are still going? What are my future plans? Check them out below!)

Things About Me

Name: Marshie, Mello, MarshieMello, or Cookie. They sound way nicer than my real name. If you want to know it, here's a hint! It means Strong in Gaelic and Pearl in Greek. What? Riddles can be fun!

Age: I look younger than I am, but have a mind so much advanced and ahead of the rest of myself. I like to keep that a mystery...because, I don't know, I just like being mysterious

Birthday: 9th October. I like it, it's a pretty date.

Gender: Well the very manly username definitely gives you a hint, huh? But, yeah, I’m a chick, who is mistaken for a guy so many times that I don’t even know any more. I'm somewhat gender-confused, I guess.

Appearance: I have dark brown, medium length hair, that has highlights of red, ginger, black, light brown, blonde, and even grey. I always wanted multi-coloured hair, but this is just ridiculous. And that, my little tea-cups, is the bad-side of dying your hair. Also, I have freaky blue eyes. In a good mood, they’re really blue. In a bad mood, they’re a pale, icy blue – Almost grey. They're also huge, which is great for staring at people and creeping them out

Nationality: Irish/British, or Britirish as I call it.

Pets: I have two cats, Misty and Spice, as well as three rabbits - Ellie, Angel and Caramell. I only named Caramell, my little sisters named the others.

Likes: Rainbows, Tutus, My Knee-High Converse, my baby iPod, Nyan Cat, fluffy slippers, pyjamas, doing crazy shit with my friends, doodling, writing random stories, weird accessories (Like gloves, ties, badges, hats etc.), anime, Japanese things, being home alone, my room, night-time, the Moon, hoodies with ears, and knee-high socks, history, wearing things as capes, pasta, noodles, Hetalia

Dislikes: One Direction (And the really bitchy fans who scream at you for disliking their 'babies'), Justin Bieber, waking up early, school, having to pretend to be someone I’m not, chavs, duckfaces, that pose people do with their hand on their nose, people I hate, frogs (Huge phobia of them), my sister when she’s being a cow, people interrupting me, people asking me what I’m doing, noobs, following the crowd, and any music that’s in the charts.

I am: A bipolar psychopath with multiple personalities. There's normal me, school-girl me, psychotic killer me, Yaoi fangirl me, and emo me. It's like a great big party, with 5 people in the same body. Heheh...woopsies, I forgot about perverted me.

Warning: Since I have close to no social life in reality, if you PM me, I probably will yap on forever. I'm a person who can change the topic about 5 times in one message, then make plastic bottles sound like the most interesting things of all. In other words, I love talking, so PM me if you wanna chat! Even if I don't know you, go ahead!

My Current Goal is: To watch as much anime as possible. I hope to watch Black Rock Shooter, Sailor Moon, Shugo Chara, Junjou Romantica and so on. So much anime...so little time...
As well as that, I also plan to write all of the stories I have planned. I have enough material to last until late 2014 at least.

Who or What I Want to Be: To become a 'cute lady'. I don't want to be a sexy chick, or a hot babe( Not that I am anyway, of course)! How did the sudden inspiration come about? When I looked at Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's new earphones which are designed for 'cute ladies'. Other than that, I'd love to become an Author, or a mangaka, or a Voice Actor!

The story I am most proud of is: Kyle's Rants: The Novel, mainly because I'm amazed at some of the plot twists my mind has thought of when I get into 'serious writing mode'. Of course, I can't forget Kyle's Rants!

Favourite Shows/Animes/Manga/Books: South Park, Death Note, Merlin, Vocaloid, Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsuritama, Gravitation, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

*Le Note - If I ever get round to writing fanfics for any of the above fandoms (Minus SP), they will be written on my other account, Zyxamie, since this is my South Park only account. However, the Zyxamie account is sort of...empty.

Favourite Games: Drawn to Life, Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (Made me cry like a little bitch), HetaOni (STEVE, DAMMIT), AoOni, Amnesia, Happy Wheels (Both inspired by Pewdie), Wolfpuncher 2 (Get the reference?) Techno Kitten Adventure, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon, Robot Unicorn Attack, Nyan Cat Fly and No Luca No. I'm amused easily.

Favourite Bands/Singers: Simple Plan, Owl City, t.A.T.u, Fall Out Boy, Your Favourite Martian, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin/Len, Gumi Megpoid, Kasane Teto, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Caramell, P!nk, The Fray, Linkin Park, Leona Lewis, The Killers, The Offspring, Lostprophets, Secondhand Serenade, Ashes Remain, 96Neko and Three Days Grace, wowaka

Favourite Quotes:

"Here, I'll give you this strawberry if you promise to keep it a secret." -L Death Note

"I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami Death Note

“And justice will prevail no matter what” – L Death Note

“If you don’t get serious about this, I’ll kick you” – L Death Note

“Apple?” – Ryuk Death Note Movie

“I can’t imagine living in a world without Light!” – Misa Amane, Death Note
“Yes, that would be dark” – L Death Note

“You’ve been staring at me for the last two minutes – Wait, lemme guess, you must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment”- L Death Note

“You are indeed very stupid” –Kasane Teto Kasane Territory

"I'm the box-of-tomatoes fairy!" Italy Hetalia

"PASTAAAA!" Italy Hetalia

"Flying Mint Bunny!" Britain/England Hetalia

"Britain got a star stuck in his head! That's badass!" America Hetalia

"Dude, I'm totally coming there to hug you! ICEE-CREAAAMMM!!!" America Hetalia

"Why do you always have to be such a damn wanker?!" Britain/England Hetalia

"What the crapola happened here?!" Romano Hetalia

"MOOSTACHE!" Romano Hetalia

"Your ass is grass, Herr Sassafrass!" Romano, Hetalia

"I am so punching your ear! Visualize that sort of pain!" Romano, Hetalia

"Shut up you evil muffins!" Romano (Speaking to the Mafia), Hetalia

"I am simply one hell of a butler" Sebastian, Black Butler

"I confess, it was I who was responsible for the outbreak of the Black Death in Europe" Sebastian, Black Butler

"Oooh! The fate of the world depends on it, aibou!" Marik Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

"My British-ness is fading! I can barely feel my stiff upper lip!" Ryou Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

"How the bloody hell am I meant to use a bloody card I don't bloody have!" Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

"He's not my girlfriend!"
"You tell him, honey!" Yami Bakura and Marik, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

"I'm turning this cake into a bomb!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club

"Sex pixie!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club

“I’ll get the popcorn. This should be interesting” – Me

“THE RATS RUN HOME!”- Our PE Teacher

“Chase the rainbows in my mind, and I will try to stay alive” – P!nk Runaway

"I'm surrounded by idiots" Scar The Lion King

“Now if you don’t mind me, Imma gonna eat some cake”- Me

"Please stab me in the face with a fork" - Me, My daily school mantra

"The true power of fanfics is to keep the original storyline and tweak it into something of literary and comedic genius." -MeridiaParcumArcanity

"FF is very much like a pond, it's just very calming and placid, and it's not 'noisy' or 'loud' like some websites are, and the people around are lovely" - Cooki33Doh

Fun Facts about Me!

- I have an obsession for knee-high socks. I have a bloody collection of them
- I hate a large amount of people. If I had a Death Note, humanity would be screwed
- I adore accents (I'm working on my Finnish and German ones)
- Words I use frequently are -Anywho, Basically, Mow, Frig, Shit, and pretty much
- I often create my own swears, like Frigmuffins or Crap-in-a-bucket
- I hope to learn Japanese. So far, I'm just picking up words from anime.
- I'm a ridiculously clumsy individual
- I despise when website's change the layout. YES YOUTUBE, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!
- When going on a plane, I must have Tic-Tacs and Skittles to calm myself. I MUST!
- I tend to talk ridiculously fast and stutter a lot because of it
- I own a Nyan Cat hoodie, and I more or less live in it's rainbow-kitty-glory!
- I have a thing against people touching my pencils. I freak out if anyone touches my 2B, and I'm not exaggerating
- I follow several Irish stererotypes, such as love of potatoes, being extremely superstitious, and swearing problems
- I believe society is corrupt and often run around screaming 'OH HOW SOCIETY HAS FALLEN!'
- I love singing very badly to songs like My Heart Will Go On and ABBA classics
- My current neighbours are 50 sheep, and they scare me with their staring
- I talk replacing common words with fancier ones to sound intelligent and refined...when I'm not really.

My Stories

Well, as you can see, my stories vary from depressing to humorous. Of course, I'm more of a comedy writer now

Completed:

The Truth is Revealed (A bit of a fail story, written in my noobish days)
Kyle and the Seven Midgets (Pure random ass shit. I was high on caffeine when writing this story)
The A Team (Depressing stuff...Written when I was in a crappy mood)
Silence (Same as the last one. Depressing shit)
Little Red-Headed Riding Hood (I forgot I even wrote this little one)
The Death of Princess Kylie (Pure Crack)
It’s a Love Story (Meh...It's ok..)
Do ya like waffles? (A story so unbelievably bad, I have removed it. Reading that insult to fanfiction may hurt your brain)
Of Toys and Nail Polishes (My favourite story)
Colorado Boys (Full Version may be written...MAY)
It Came from the Internet (Comedy, with a little mystery-suspense added for the hell of it)
Kenny McCormick's Guide to Pulling a Sickie (Likely will be doing more of these Kenny's Guides)
Unexpected (A 'How dirty is your mind' test)

In Progress:

Love Hurts (Discontinued)
Kyle's Rants (Will be going on for quite some time)
Kyle's Rants - The Novel (Same as Kyle's Rants)
I’m a South Parker, Get Me Outta Here! (Is being continued by MeridiaParcumArcanity)

Upcoming Fics:

And now guys, an extra super special treat! These are the summaries for future stories, which I was not going to release, but hey, I've decided to be nice and let you take a peek! But please, do not steal my ideas. Please, I will get really upset if anyone does.

PRINCESS KYLIE RETURNS
Oh yes. Princess Kylie (Not an OC darlings, just Kyle in a dress) returns for another series of pure crack, hilarity and stupidity ! Expect forced cross-dressing, pissed-off Kyle's and randomness beyond your wildest thoughts!

CURRENTLY UN-NAMED COON & FRIENDS FIC
Coon and Friends are back..somehow! They'll face villians so crap, that a fridge would be deadlier, plot twists so random that you probably wouldn't expect, and Cartman being an ass. Wait...did I just describe the show? I'm just kidding guys! But yes, stuff shall happen!

LIQUID INSANITY...OR SOME OTHER NAME, HECK, I DON'T KNOW YET
When a druggie is on run from the cops, he dumps his stash into...the cafeteria of South Park Elementary. What will happen when everyone is higher than a helium balloon you let go of? Pure chaos, crazy happenings, and hilarity!

IT'S A MEME WORLD AFTER ALL
Memes are taking over the town of South Park, and now people cannot speak without pulling ridiculous faces or replacing the for le. Kyle discovers that the onlyway to stop this is to appease the internet. How so? Join Kyle as he tries to save his town from poptart cats and philosoraptors!

IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
After the incident of Stan getting trapped in FaceBook, Kyle is put in a similar situation. However, he finds himself stuck in FanFiction.net! According to the rule of the site, Kyle must complete five fanfics featuring himself to escape the clutches of this digital nightmare. Let's just hope the poor guy doesn't run into some Kyman.

IN NIGHTMARES EVEN WORSE THAN THAT
Sequel to In Your Worst Nightmares. Kyle, after escaping FanFiction.net, finds himself once again trapped within the internet! This time, he's on YouTube, and must complete a wide variety of videos, from logic-defying anime, famous memes, weird J-POP music videos and gaming walkthroughs!

KENNY'S RANTS
Now, Kenny has found the joys of ranting! He follows in Kyle's manner, just with a bit more boobs and whatnot.

CARTMAN'S RANTS
Cartman won't let Kyle beat him at anything! Let's see the fatass rant, in a sad attempt to challenge Kyle!

IN THE CLOSET
In an attempt to escape a boring event (Ziplining, perhaps?), Stan and Kyle hide in the closet. However, it's very cramped, and things get awkward. Even more so when they're not alone.

333 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF...
A popular meme, I think, in which characters get kicked out of someplace that is currently undecided, but is traditionally Walmart. I haven't seen a South Park one yet, so why not give it a go? So, your favourite boys, and some guest stars, will do ridiculous and pointless acts for the sake of being kicked out. What's not to love?

SUPER ULTRA MEGA GENDER WARS (Fic idea given by thecrazierone)
When Wendy creates a ray gun with the power of changing genders, she uses it against the boys in a feminist experiment. Pissed off (likely from a nasty period), the boys, or girls, perform yet another risky mission to get the ray from the girls. Chaos ensues as the ray passes from side to side, and some people end up with lady and guy parts, some with none at all!

La Cheesy Poof Resistance:

All members must:

.Write La Resistance into either one of their stories or at least their profile.

.NEVER call Cheesy Poofs Cheese Puffs. If you do, Cartman will get VERY angry at you.

.Copy and paste this onto their profile! Viva La Cheesy Poof Resistance! :D :D

Founded by brittishlikepip and SupremeBoredom.

So, if you've taken the time to read all that, then you should know a lot about me, and you must be bored with a lot of time on your hands. Now go eat some cake or pet your cat or something.