Author has written 16 stories for South Park.
Welcome to my profile! I'm MarshieMello-Cookie, previously known as xXCookieDoughXx
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Le Journal 10/6/13
Thank you all for putting up with me!
-Le Journal (Updated whenever I get big news! Or small news...or decently sized news)
Things About Me
Name: Marshie, Mello, MarshieMello, or Cookie. They sound way nicer than my real name. If you want to know it, here's a hint! It means Strong in Gaelic and Pearl in Greek. What? Riddles can be fun!
Age: I look younger than I am, but have a mind so much advanced and ahead of the rest of myself. I like to keep that a mystery...because, I don't know, I just like being mysterious
Birthday: 9th October. I like it, it's a pretty date.
Gender: Well the very manly username definitely gives you a hint, huh? But, yeah, I’m a chick, who is mistaken for a guy so many times that I don’t even know any more. I'm somewhat gender-confused, I guess.
Appearance: I have dark brown, medium length hair, that has highlights of red, ginger, black, light brown, blonde, and even grey. I always wanted multi-coloured hair, but this is just ridiculous. And that, my little tea-cups, is the bad-side of dying your hair. Also, I have freaky blue eyes. In a good mood, they’re really blue. In a bad mood, they’re a pale, icy blue – Almost grey. They're also huge, which is great for staring at people and creeping them out
Nationality: Irish/British, or Britirish as I call it.
Pets: I have two cats, Misty and Spice, as well as three rabbits - Ellie, Angel and Caramell. I only named Caramell, my little sisters named the others.
Likes: Rainbows, Tutus, My Knee-High Converse, my baby iPod, Nyan Cat, fluffy slippers, pyjamas, doing crazy shit with my friends, doodling, writing random stories, weird accessories (Like gloves, ties, badges, hats etc.), anime, Japanese things, being home alone, my room, night-time, the Moon, hoodies with ears, and knee-high socks, history, wearing things as capes, pasta, noodles, Hetalia
Dislikes: One Direction (And the really bitchy fans who scream at you for disliking their 'babies'), Justin Bieber, waking up early, school, having to pretend to be someone I’m not, chavs, duckfaces, that pose people do with their hand on their nose, people I hate, frogs (Huge phobia of them), my sister when she’s being a cow, people interrupting me, people asking me what I’m doing, noobs, following the crowd, and any music that’s in the charts.
I am: A bipolar psychopath with multiple personalities. There's normal me, school-girl me, psychotic killer me, Yaoi fangirl me, and emo me. It's like a great big party, with 5 people in the same body. Heheh...woopsies, I forgot about perverted me.
Warning: Since I have close to no social life in reality, if you PM me, I probably will yap on forever. I'm a person who can change the topic about 5 times in one message, then make plastic bottles sound like the most interesting things of all. In other words, I love talking, so PM me if you wanna chat! Even if I don't know you, go ahead!
My Current Goal is: To watch as much anime as possible. I hope to watch Black Rock Shooter, Sailor Moon, Shugo Chara, Junjou Romantica and so on. So much anime...so little time...
Who or What I Want to Be: To become a 'cute lady'. I don't want to be a sexy chick, or a hot babe( Not that I am anyway, of course)! How did the sudden inspiration come about? When I looked at Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's new earphones which are designed for 'cute ladies'. Other than that, I'd love to become an Author, or a mangaka, or a Voice Actor!
The story I am most proud of is: Kyle's Rants: The Novel, mainly because I'm amazed at some of the plot twists my mind has thought of when I get into 'serious writing mode'. Of course, I can't forget Kyle's Rants!
Favourite Shows/Animes/Manga/Books: South Park, Death Note, Merlin, Vocaloid, Hetalia, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tsuritama, Gravitation, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
*Le Note - If I ever get round to writing fanfics for any of the above fandoms (Minus SP), they will be written on my other account, Zyxamie, since this is my South Park only account. However, the Zyxamie account is sort of...empty.
Favourite Games: Drawn to Life, Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (Made me cry like a little bitch), HetaOni (STEVE, DAMMIT), AoOni, Amnesia, Happy Wheels (Both inspired by Pewdie), Wolfpuncher 2 (Get the reference?) Techno Kitten Adventure, Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon, Robot Unicorn Attack, Nyan Cat Fly and No Luca No. I'm amused easily.
Favourite Bands/Singers: Simple Plan, Owl City, t.A.T.u, Fall Out Boy, Your Favourite Martian, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin/Len, Gumi Megpoid, Kasane Teto, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Caramell, P!nk, The Fray, Linkin Park, Leona Lewis, The Killers, The Offspring, Lostprophets, Secondhand Serenade, Ashes Remain, 96Neko and Three Days Grace, wowaka
"Here, I'll give you this strawberry if you promise to keep it a secret." -L Death Note
"I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami Death Note
“And justice will prevail no matter what” – L Death Note
“If you don’t get serious about this, I’ll kick you” – L Death Note
“Apple?” – Ryuk Death Note Movie
“I can’t imagine living in a world without Light!” – Misa Amane, Death Note
“You’ve been staring at me for the last two minutes – Wait, lemme guess, you must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment”- L Death Note
“You are indeed very stupid” –Kasane Teto Kasane Territory
"I'm the box-of-tomatoes fairy!" Italy Hetalia
"PASTAAAA!" Italy Hetalia
"Flying Mint Bunny!" Britain/England Hetalia
"Britain got a star stuck in his head! That's badass!" America Hetalia
"Dude, I'm totally coming there to hug you! ICEE-CREAAAMMM!!!" America Hetalia
"Why do you always have to be such a damn wanker?!" Britain/England Hetalia
"What the crapola happened here?!" Romano Hetalia
"MOOSTACHE!" Romano Hetalia
"Your ass is grass, Herr Sassafrass!" Romano, Hetalia
"I am so punching your ear! Visualize that sort of pain!" Romano, Hetalia
"Shut up you evil muffins!" Romano (Speaking to the Mafia), Hetalia
"I am simply one hell of a butler" Sebastian, Black Butler
"I confess, it was I who was responsible for the outbreak of the Black Death in Europe" Sebastian, Black Butler
"Oooh! The fate of the world depends on it, aibou!" Marik Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"My British-ness is fading! I can barely feel my stiff upper lip!" Ryou Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"How the bloody hell am I meant to use a bloody card I don't bloody have!" Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series
"He's not my girlfriend!"
"I'm turning this cake into a bomb!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club
"Sex pixie!" Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club
“I’ll get the popcorn. This should be interesting” – Me
“THE RATS RUN HOME!”- Our PE Teacher
“Chase the rainbows in my mind, and I will try to stay alive” – P!nk Runaway
"I'm surrounded by idiots" Scar The Lion King
“Now if you don’t mind me, Imma gonna eat some cake”- Me
"Please stab me in the face with a fork" - Me, My daily school mantra
"The true power of fanfics is to keep the original storyline and tweak it into something of literary and comedic genius." -MeridiaParcumArcanity
"FF is very much like a pond, it's just very calming and placid, and it's not 'noisy' or 'loud' like some websites are, and the people around are lovely" - Cooki33Doh
Fun Facts about Me!
- I have an obsession for knee-high socks. I have a bloody collection of them
Well, as you can see, my stories vary from depressing to humorous. Of course, I'm more of a comedy writer now
The Truth is Revealed (A bit of a fail story, written in my noobish days)
Love Hurts (Discontinued)
And now guys, an extra super special treat! These are the summaries for future stories, which I was not going to release, but hey, I've decided to be nice and let you take a peek! But please, do not steal my ideas. Please, I will get really upset if anyone does.
PRINCESS KYLIE RETURNS
CURRENTLY UN-NAMED COON & FRIENDS FIC
LIQUID INSANITY...OR SOME OTHER NAME, HECK, I DON'T KNOW YET
IT'S A MEME WORLD AFTER ALL
IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
IN NIGHTMARES EVEN WORSE THAN THAT
IN THE CLOSET
333 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF...
SUPER ULTRA MEGA GENDER WARS (Fic idea given by thecrazierone)
La Cheesy Poof Resistance:
All members must:
.Write La Resistance into either one of their stories or at least their profile.
.NEVER call Cheesy Poofs Cheese Puffs. If you do, Cartman will get VERY angry at you.
.Copy and paste this onto their profile! Viva La Cheesy Poof Resistance! :D :D
Founded by brittishlikepip and SupremeBoredom.
So, if you've taken the time to read all that, then you should know a lot about me, and you must be bored with a lot of time on your hands. Now go eat some cake or pet your cat or something.
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