BAM!

I'm back, I'm bold! Maybe even beautiful!
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Okay, let's stop quoting the Sailor Moon dub, as it is evil.
Anyways.

Welcome to my profile!

I am the Deranged Assassin. Like the name says, I am Deranged, and...An Assassin.
Wow. That surprised ya, didn't it?

Anyways, I write rather sporratically, so getting any kind of normal update schedule from me is very hard. But I'm gonna try to get into the works of things right now, and I'm going to start up writing again. (My history class giving me LOTS of time to write...Heh.)

I am known as the master of odd ships, and lover of all men shunned in their respective fandoms. AKA, those who never, ever get the girl. Points in case: Commodore Norrington, Dryden Fassa, Hotohori, the Duke, and the list goes on and on...

I'm also infamous for liking the older guys, like Commodore Norrington (basically anyone played by Jack Davenport), Severus Snape (basically anyone played by Alan Rickman), Lucius Malfoy (basically anyone played by Jason Isaacs), and the list goes on...Seeing a pattern?

Anyways. Enough blabbering from me...

coughs

Carry on.