Author has written 9 stories for Peter Pan, Disney, Treasure Planet, Kingdom Hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Van Helsing.

Finally I'm updating this stupid thing! Two years, two years since I've written anything on this bio! Oh me and my silly procrastination. Okay, now, what to put what to put. Lets start with some nice little organized tid bits about my glorious self. Ahem, please note the sarcasm...

Favorite Book(s): Peter Pan, Treasure Island, The Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series

Favortie Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean, Van Helsing, Hercules (Disney rocks my world), Secret Window, Ninth Gate, Moulin Rouge!, Shrek 2, and probably some others that I can't think of right now. Though since I can't think of them they probably wouldn't be considered my favorites would they? Gah, I'm confusing myself.

Favorite Drink: Cream Soda (the necter of the Gods)

Favorite Food: Hmmm, anything that doesn't get old after just a few bites of it.

Favorite Music: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Jack Off Jill, Lacuna Coil, Trust Company, The Counting Crows, and hey, just to add a bit of flavor, ALL THE DISNEY SONGS! Huh, what do ya think about that? Huh? Huh?

Favorite Hobbie(s): Drawing, writing, reading, and watching people do things I wish I could do.

Favortie Cartoon: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy!!! Buttered toast all the way baby!

Favorite Anime: InuYasha. Period. The best damn anime I've ever seen. And not just because of Sesshomaru either! Great plot, great love triangle, and...well *cough*Sesshomaru*cough*.

Favorite Song(s): Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional, She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5, In the End by Linkin Park, Accidentally In Love by The Counting Crows, and anything else that catches my fancy.

Favorite Actress: Nichole Kidman

Favorite Actor(s): Johnny Depp(oh baby), Richard Roxburgh(hellooooo Dracula), and Jim Carrey

And, last but not least, the good ol' classic...

Favorite Color(s): Black, blue, and silver

No, wait, that wasen't last...had you goin' for a sec though didn't I?

Favorite Movie Character(s): Jack Sparrow(I don't think he needs any more of an introduction), The Duke from Moulin Rouge, Count Vladislaus Dragulia (Dracula) from Van Helsing, Tiffany from Bride of Chucky, B.E.N. from Treasure Planet, Mort Rainey from Secret Window, Maggie from Runaway Bride, and lets throw Skinner from the League of Extrodinary Gentlemen in there for good measure.


Favorite Quotes(oh this should be good...)

Stop blowin' holes in my ship!

Velkan: I'd rather die than help you!
Dracula: Oh don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies.

Mr. Crabs: That hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

I'm gonna mess you up, umph!

But why is the rum gone?

Goodbye my love. I'll see you in Hell.

You let me know when I'm rambling!

Timmy: Whats the good news?
Cosmo: I named my nickle Phillip.
Timmy: Whats the bad news.
Cosmo: Its a girl nickle!

Dan: Why'd you do it?
Roseanne: Because I felt like it!
Dan: You know what I'm talkin' about?
Roseanna: No, but I don't like your tone!

We shape our hair into waaaves down 'ere boy!

Listen to the yeti!

Do you have any idea what I went through to steal these?!

Frylock: Here, here, take five bucks and go to the movies.
Master Shake: But...motion pictures are ten dolloars.
Frylock: Fine, fine, here.
Master Shake: But...what about popcorn?
Frylock: Get out!

I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling!

History is just circling the drain at this point, isn't it?

Memo to me, memo to me! Maime you after my meeting.

Van Helsing: You're a monk, you shouldn't curse at all!
Carl: Well actually I'm just a friar so I can curse all I want...dammit.

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Now, to all of you reading this, go and read my good friend Emily's stories. Her pen name is x0x-PiRaTe-ShIvVeRs-x0x and you must go read and review, she is a great authoress that specializes in anything Johnny Depp! So, do as you're told and I'll give you a cookie!




WILL SHE UPDATE AGAIN?
WILL SHE POST ANYTHING MORE INTERESTING?
WILL SHE EVER ADMIT TO HER UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH EVIL MEN AND STOP FAKING RABID FARRET LIKE EPISODES TO GET OUT OF THE INTERVENTIONS?
AND WILL HER KIDNAPPING ATTEMPTS ON JOHNNY DEPP AND RICHARD ROXBURGH EVER COME THROUGH SUCCESSFULLY?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'THE NEGLECTED AND NONUPDATED' TO FIND OUT...