| Evilstrawberry |
Author has written 15 stories for Song of the Lioness, Fairy Tales, and Misc. Books. I am Evilstrawberry. Hear me whimper and run away when you look at me funny.. I love to read and really should do it more. My book collection is one of great joys of my life. I also occasionally do a little writing. I used to much more when I was younger. I've noticed my stories often turn out rather melodramatic. But I continue to try and one day I'll write something I'm really truly happy with! For now my writing is just for fun anyway, so I stress not. I try to be constructive in my reviews so I often leave really long (perhaps annoying?) ones. But I can't help it, I leave the type of reviews I'd like to get. I'm not trying to be picky in reviews, I just point out things I get wrong in my stories and that I'd like people to point out to me (spelling mistakes, typos, grammar and punctuation, things that don't read completly right, OCC-ness...) I try to never read something without leaving some sort of review and I’m open to reading anything! So if you have a story then send me the link or review one of my stories and I’ll have a look and leave a review! I'm proud to say I've submitted over 1000 signed reviews! And that's not even counting all the reviews I left before I had an account. I'm studying a Bachelor of Speech Pathology at Newcastle university... most of the time I’m on here I should be studying for one exam or another… or doing an assessment… But I guess that’s never stopped me before, I’ve been a member of this site since I was in early high school and the tradition of reading or writing instead of studying is one I’ve been practicing ever since then... Also some of the stories I've written in the past are...pretty crap...but I keep them up for sentimental reasons, so please excuse them. It makes me very sad that Kel/Joren seems to have fallen out of favor these days (and makes me feel very old). The best stories I ever read were Kel/Joren. And it takes a lot to write a good one. You have to keep them in character, keep Joren as himself, and still create some sort of connection between them. I haven't seen a new one in years...but i still wait in hope... I also love Owen and Cleon and love reading about them (with Kel or not!) I love birds and pretty much all animals! Animal cruelty is something I'm going to fight against for the rest of my life.. I hate water wasters, people who don’t recycle, people who leave lights and appliances on. The usual sort of greenie stuff. I also pay extra on my bill to get 10 percent green energy to power my house. If I wasn’t a poor uni student living off next to nothing I’d pay for 100 percent. Whoot! I'm a vegetarian! (Best decision I ever made :D) I'm 19... from Australia...This is my Myspace if you want to say hey... Comments (like reviews) are always welcome! Also I'm on Shelfari!! I only just discovered this wonderful virtual book shelf... :D Sometimes I think I'm just a figment of your imagination. | |||||||||||
1. The Adventures of Sir Owen the Pervert reviewsDrunken thoughts and a little looking where he shouldn't from our dear Owen. Set after Lady Knight.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-8-08 - Tortall & Tortall - Complete2. Half Empty Bed reviewsA little fic about being lonely.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-07 - Tortall - Complete3. Hardly Any Left reviewsA short story about a Lady Knights when Lady Knights are getting rare, way back before Alanna or Kel.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-1-04 - Complete4. Christmas Songs of Tortall » reviewsThe PotS characters are back and still rehearsing for that Christmas show! 12 Days of Christmas, Deck the Bandits, Cleon the Red Haired Squire, Must Be Nealan, Joy to the World! joren has come and Ring the Bells. Please read and review!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-10-025. Speechless reviewsA yearmate of Kel’s brother Anders had died three weeks after his Ordeal without every speaking. His name was Izaak. Hopefully this story will get better as I write it...Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-17-03 - Complete6. Keladry In Wonderland » reviewsReplace Alice with Kel, the white rabbit with Neal and move it all to Tortall, maybe you would get this. Full of people running away, talking animals and Orange Marmalade! Please read, review and tell me how much sugar you think I ate before I wrote this!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-18-03 - Published: 8-29-03 - Complete7. Branithar » reviewsEverything that happened in The High Crusade from Branithar's point of view. He is one messed up alien...Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-03 - Published: 10-1-038. Daytime Soapies » reviewsTake a corny Soap Opera plot, kidnap the TP characters and mix it all together. You end up with something very...interesting. Staring Kel, Cleon, Joren, Briar, Tris, Dom and a bunch of others! Finished with epilogue added!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 9-30-03 - Published: 12-29-02 - Complete9. Joren's Ordeal » reviewsWhat happened in Joren's ordeal? Why did he die? This has been changed slightly and reuploaded, some more stuff addedlike the whole first part of his ordeal... Please read!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-26-03 - Published: 11-25-02 - Complete10. Ant Hill reviewsJoren thinks about why he enjoys others pain so much and what started the obsession. A whyisthebadguybad sort of thing.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-7-03 - Tortall & Tortall - Complete11. False Hope reviewsSimply being brought up as a strong conservative shouldn’t have turned Joren into the person he was. But maybe seeing his sister die would.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-03 - Complete12. Snow White reviewsSnow White, short and weird. A guy Snow white, Evilstrawberrys and Beavers...I don't understand either... Please Read & Review!Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-19-03 - Published: 11-25-02 - Complete13. Winner reviewsJoren doesn’t want to lose, but even more he doesn’t want Kel to win...a short little one off story.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-17-03 - Complete14. Break Up reviewsThe scene when Kel and Cleon broke up, rewritten as if Kel still had feelings for him. I don't like it very much, they act too OOC...Please read and review it anyway, I need help with writing things like this...Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-03 - Complete15. Kel & Lalasa start to sing reviewsUmm...the title says it all, Kel and Lalasa sing and it's weird. Might or might not be funny but I won't know if you don't review hint hint. Please read and review!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-13-02 - Complete