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kingmaker

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since	: 11-09-02, id: 291949
country	: United States

Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Movie X-overs.

12/06
Now that I've gone a year and a half without writing any fanfiction, I can say that my desire to compose it has probably run its course. I'm still reading and reviewing occasionally but, as with many others, my interest in LotR fanfic has waned, so I might as well drop the pretext that I'm just waiting for a good plot bunny to strike. What fanfic I did write will remain up (especially in the wake of Too Easy's Mithril Award, which stunned me and I thank the individuals who enjoyed it enough to give it that honor).

My Works:
Wings of the Storm- My now complete magnum opus. A serious OC-based story about a future Nazgul on the long road to falling into shadow.
To the Halls of Mandos in a Backpack- Complete. A very silly, very OOC, sometimes juvenile parody about two MS's who don't always get their way. Related to the humorous Lorien Chronicles; if you enjoyed those you'll likely enjoy this and vice versa.
The Lorien Chronicles- The collective name for my series of random one-shots, some humorous or crossoverish (Architect, Dueling Club, Some that Die, Dark Lord), others more serious and less OOC (Doomed to Fade, Advent), and one in between (Last of my Heart), all centered on Galadriel, Celeborn, and/or Haldir and featuring shameless mixing of book and movie verse as well as inserting modern items and concepts. The series features Celeborn's Patented Non-Entity Mode, the Ewoks going Gothic, the ongoing abuses of Haldir (in the spirit of Peter Jackson), the always, um, lively relationship between Galadriel and Celeborn, and the battles against Horde Minions with Low Pain Tolerance.
The Witch King Files- Humorous one-shots about the villains of the Third Age (Too Easy, Terror and the Teeth, Drown my Woe, On the Menu).
A Breakfast of Chicken- An effort to write something different, in this case a sad, first-person composition.

Responses to reviewers: I do believe in reciprocal reviewing, so if you drop me a review and happen to write in a fandom with which I am familiar, I will probably return the favor as my schedule permits.

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1. On the Menu reviews
While teaching himself the art of pipe smoking, Grima discovers the circumstances under which meat is not on the Uruk's menu.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-05 - Complete

2. Drown my Woe reviews
The Witch King walks into a bar... and proceeds to think too much, despite his best intentions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-2-05 - Complete

3. A Breakfast of Chicken reviews
Fear. The city is rank with it… One couple’s experience during the Siege of Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-05 - Complete

4. Wings of the Storm » reviews
All that glitters is not gold, as an ambitious Second Age chieftain is about to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,670 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 7-5-03 - Complete

5. The Terror and the Teeth reviews
The Mouth of Sauron goes to the dentist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-12-05 - Complete

6. Too Easy reviews
2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-29-04 - Complete

7. To the Halls of Mandos in a Backpack » reviews
A Mary Sue parody. Rivendell is subjected to two lusters with very compatible interests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,260 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete

8. Advent reviews
Celeborn deals with two ladies who aren't properly preparing for Yule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete

9. Something about a Dark Lord reviews
Galadriel teaches Trelawney the art of prophesying in multiple octaves simultaneously.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-27-04 - Complete

10. Some that Die Deserve Life reviews
His path is drowned deep in shadow... Galadriel mourns for Haldir, despite his protestations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-04 - Complete

11. Doomed to Fade reviews
Galadriel's vision of the overthrow of Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-04 - Complete

12. The Last of My Heart reviews
Stray but a little... Galadriel thinks Celeborn is having an affair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-04 - Complete

13. The Dueling Club reviews
Gandalf and Saruman pass on lessons learned during the shooting of FotR, much to the chagrin of Galadriel and Haldir.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-03 - Complete

14. The Architect of Caras Galadhon reviews
Some silliness regarding the appearance of Caras Galadhon. Galadriel finds the perfect architect to build the heart of elvendom on earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-3-03 - Complete

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