hi there im just a run o' the mill guy. i like naruhina, political humor, making people laugh, and occasionally enjoy writing. so yeah. go naruhina. yeah, football!

The anime/manga im in to

naruto

one piece

FLCL (fool cooly)

Favorite Naruto pairings

Naruhina (totes obvious)

Shikatem

Sasusaku

Nejiten

Occasionally Narutem.(just because the story in them is so good. if they get married, im outie)

Least favorite naruto pairings

Naruharem (its just disgusting, immoral, and destroys the story)

Narusaku (its probably gonna happen, but its just annoying)

ANY YAOI

NaruTsu (just ewww)

Kaksaku (just eww)

NaruIno

NaruBig (2 girls)

NaruFemhaku

NarufemKyuubi

ANY incest (if you write that crap you should be ashamed of yourself)

Favorite One piece pairings

LuHan (luffyxhancock) (its just so adorable and refreshing to see a hint of romance in one piece, even though if it does happen itll be in the epilogue)

SanjiNami

ZoroRobin

Least Favorite One piece pairings

ANY YAOI

Luffy Nami (I get it, but i just dont like it)

Luffy Vivi (she was an arc character, deal with it)

Favorite Themes for fanfics from naruto

Any naruhina revolving around the whirlpool village whether its still there or being rebuilt

Narutos parents returning from the dead. its just interesting

Naruto becoming a missing nin. Its just fun to read. i know itll never happen

Responses to hektols stolen hero challenge. ive read all of them notable. and theyre really good.

Anything where one or both of narutos parents are still alive (EX narutos mom returning to the village, or him running into her)

I totes enjoy fluff. idk why, but i only watch action. reading it is a tad of a massve cocktease. michael bay would disapprove

Naruto getting abused by the villagers (no rape) I know, im sick in that regard but I am naturally a lonely person (In case you didn't already notice my 'shining'personality) and I feel comforted and moved to feel as though I am not alone in that regard. even if it is a fiction child in a ninja village.

Least favorite commononly used themes for naruto fanfics

people writing the scene of naruto getting the goddamn kyuubi sealed into him (its a motherfucking FAN fic, if you don't know the story its based off of, you wont read it)

Santa Kyuubi (kyuubi giving naruto lots of tasty new abilities) im sorry, but its been done entirely too much

Naruto getting a super-duper god bloodline limit (If you think you've thought of one, thats great, but 1: its totes prob already been done before, 2: if you did make one thats cool, but give it to an OC or something, i just think it would be cooler, and 3: I think i speakfor all naruto fans when i say watching the idiot grow from a moron who could barely do a simple clone, to a man that could defeat the undefeatable heir to the doujutsu of the sage of the 6 paths, pein, and giving him a bloodline limit AKA a lazynin excuse would just ruin the appeal of naruto)

Nice kyuubi, the kyuubi is an EVIL demon, lets respect kishimoto's wishes and keep it that way. but respectful kyuubi is fine.