Me The Awesome
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since: 05-14-11, id: 2921981, Profile Updated: 06-01-12
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Author has a PhD in Awesome.


Contact me for Epic Reading Lists of Pure Epic, art requests, or just for fun.

NOTE: If you want me to check out a well-written story either by you or someone else, please email me, PM me, or leave a review in one of my stories! I don't usually have the time or patience to scour the fanfiction pages of popular books polluted with bad fanfiction, so if you want me to read a story, tell me, or I probably won't find it.


Please check out my book club on Goodreads, called the Monthly Book Club. Not the most original name, I know, I'm trying to think of a new one. If you like books you should join! http://www.goodreads.com/group/show/70369-monthly-book-club


I've made a few OCs for different fandoms so far, but I'm probably not going to ever use them for something significant, only for background or supporting characters at the most. It's mainly for fun since I love creating new characters, but I know most people (me included!) who don't like OCs in fanfictions very much. So if you want info on any of them, feel free to PM me and I'll direct you to one of my many websites :)

Same goes for any quizzes, questionnaires, etc. that I took that used to be on my profile.

Check out http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=33684116! It's a collage of the dresses that the goddesses are going to wear (in my story The Gods Visit Camp) to the Aphrodite Cabin's Dance!
Also check out http://www.polyvore.com/aphrodite_cabins_dance/set?id=33918562! It's a collage of the dresses that the demigods (girls only, obviously, and only the ones mentioned in the books, no OCs) are going to wear (in my story The Gods Visit Camp) to the Aphrodite Cabin's Dance!

For my The Olympians At School story, here are some mortal clothes the goddesses wear: http://www.polyvore.com/mortal_clothing/set?id=38062355


My Websites/Profiles:

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Favourite Webpages/Websites:

SEE ABOVE


Likes:

Hermes, all the Greek Olympians, eating pie, Canada, Sherlock Holmes, trollin', French Horns, writing, doing art, Percy Jackson and the Olympians and pretty much all its characters, the colours green and orange, basketball, running cross-country, visiting the Underworld, French berets, Set (the Egyptian god, not the noun/verb), stalking characters from PJO, polka-dot socks, Jude Law, driving random people insane from talking too much about Greek mythology, the Dread Pirate Roberts (or, as I call him, the DPR, pronounced DERP), stripes, scented highlighters, Leo Valdez from the Heroes of Olympus series, mutant zebras, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!, mini harmonicas, ninjas, obsessing over Shakespeare's plays, Rick Riordan (as an author, duh) and eating more pie.

Dislikes:
Dogs (this would actually go into the 'hate' category, but since I don't have one, it'll stay here for now), allergies, Thorin Oakenshield, mosquitoes, inaccurate stories based on Greek mythology, The Hobbit, Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus, Pliny the Younger, dying (seriously, how annoying is that??), eggplants, lousy fanfiction, dancing (especially with partners), the idea of anyone in the PJO fandom dating a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu (unless it's a parody, then it's usually hilarious), snobbiness, double chocolate anything, and rabies.


I LOVE HERMES! I mean like he's my favourite Greek Olympian and stuff.


Note about my current profile picture: Yes, that is a girl. Yes, she is short. Yes, she is a pretty accurate representation of me, plus a few more feet to her height.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO


I'm absolutely obsessed with Greek Mythology and Percy Jackson!


And to all of you self-claimed PJOholics who hate Rachel, go jump off Mount Doom and die.

Rachel was important to Percy, she saved him many times even though she was a mortal, and she was brave enough to go to New York in the middle of the Titan War II, even if it meant sacrificing her school life to go to a school she didn't like. She helped Percy realize that the real hero was Luke, thus saving Olympus.

And yes, she was in love with Percy for a while, but that's not her fault. (Blame it on Aphrodite!) And she wasn't the jealous one, that was Annabeth. Besides, Percy did show feelings towards her too.

So I don't understand why you always write Rachel as the jealous, mean, Drew-like character in your Percabeth stories. If anyone it should be Annabeth. Rachel's just not the type to get jealous or mad. Seriously. How much more OOC can someone get? Please stop it.

I have nothing against Annabeth or Percy, but I love Rachel too.

Did you notice that Rachel's initials spell out her hair colour? :)

R.E.D.


If you have any ideas you'd like me to consider, send them to me!


Before, I was confused what OC, OOC, AU, and AR meant, so for those of you who don't know:

OC = Original/Own Character

OOC = Out Of Character

AU = Alternate Universe

AR = Alternate Reality

Hope it helped!


See you everyone, enjoy my profile, and read my stories! :)


1. Parody of Chaos reviews
A parody of all those "Annabeth betrays Percy for his new awesome brother that everyone loves for an unknown reason. He goes to Chaos the lord of everything apparently and joins the Dark Side" stories that I'm getting tired of. A fun, harmless one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-12 - Percy J. & Annabeth C.
2. The Gods Visit Camp » reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 5-1-12 - Published: 5-27-11 - Hermes
3. You Have Your Mother's Eyes » reviews
"You have your mother's eyes." Just how many times has Harry Potter been told that? Too many, that's for sure. Weird, slightly OOC one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 12-6-11 - Harry P. - Complete
4. Bilbo's Dream » reviews
A one-shot in which Mr. Bilbo Baggins discovers just how much he hates that greedy twit, Thorin Oakenshield, and just how violent his mind can be, all within a dream. Takes place in The Hobbit. Rated Teen for fantastic, gorey violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 12-27-11 - Bilbo B. - Complete
5. NOOOOOOO! » reviews
TAK the Hideous New Girl: ZIM repeatedly yells "NOO!" whenever TAK tries to speak, after she demolishes his base. This is a lame, kinda stupid one-shot about what if ZIM keeps on yelling, instead of stopping after a few times. Random, I know :P No romance
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 10-24-11 - Zim & Tak
6. The Olympians At School » reviews
All the Olympians have to act like mortals, attend a mortal school, and live in the mortal world, FOR A YEAR! How will they survive? Get ready for a crazy, fun and adventure-filled year! Includes out-of-school events. 'Submit An OC' contest open!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 7-4-11 - Hermes