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Author has written 30 stories for Dragon Ball GT, Naruto, Legend of Dragoon, Dragon Ball Z, Mega Man, Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, How to Train Your Dragon, Final Fantasy VII, Metroid, Digimon, X-overs, Golden Sun, Final Fantasy X, Rosario + Vampire, Final Fantasy XIII, and Wizard101. I'm not sure how many places I put this, but I don't care. In my eyes, nothing is more true: There is no power like friendship. There is nothing anyone else can do to change my mind. Favorite Anime: Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Dragonball GT Favorite Pairings for Main character: Naruto: Hinata Goku: Bulma Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon: Fine where she was put. Pan: Kid Goku (Funny pair: Hilarity ensues on schedule every time) Favorite Manga: Death Note, Naruto (didn't read every volume), Kurohime Diss me all you like, nothing you say about me will make me hit you. diss my friends, i will go after you. If I'm pissed off, I'm not as bad as an Akimichi being called fat... I'm WORSE! this is especially true if I lose myself to my anger. Picture the entire Akimichi Clan being called fat by one person (said person is you). If I lose it it would be worse than that. The Nine Tailed Fox would laugh, and, more likely than not, be a little envious of the display of utter destruction and power. Anyone who knows what the Kyuubi can do along with SS4 Gogeta's power listen up: The amount of anger I'd draw from is about 10x that of SS4 Gogeta power level at full strength. The amount of destruction would make the Kyuubi shiver in his boots. I"m only saying this for your own good: Don't insult my friends! 00000x00000 Which of the 7 elements are you? You got Shadow. You tend to be by yourself, but you love to be around people. You feel the need to protect those around you. When Threatened you dont defent, just wait silently for their attack. You feel at home in the darkness. You are misunderstood, and at first glance some might think you are a bad person, or mean, but your heart is pure. People have a hard time looking in your eyes, your gaze is intnce and they feel as if your burning through their soul. Those who know you love you, but any are afraid when your angry. Find out your result: Take this quiz On iTunes App Store: Quiz Whiz for iPhone On Android Market: Quiz Whiz for Android 00000x00000 Before you say anything about my ideas not being completely original: Don't. My ideas are not completely original as they are always based on something else. The perfect example is the Grand Fireball Jutsu. What you see: A giant Fireball. What I see: The grounds for the Phoenix Flower Jutsu. Everything stems from a source. When you run out of upgrades on one path, head back to square one and start over from the basics, going down a different path. More possibilities are in the basics than the advanced. Think on that before you say, "That was not original", "You got that from *insert name of original's creator here*", or even something like, "Copycat". Everyone has to get grounds somewhere. Start with a basic form, work on it, improve it, make it your own. That is the reason anything can be possible. You start over, you find more possibilities than before. Also, Microsoft seems to ignore this. Yet another reason why I stick with Linux. 00000x00000 My stories are simply me typing, just to type. I get rid of a lot of stress, and it calms my nerves. If you feel me, don't let me know. I could care less at this point. I do what I do, because I know how to, and I can. Nothing more, Nothing less. 00000x00000 Notes: Sakura is a bitch. Sasuke is emo, and a racist bastard who has a "Superiority Stick" shoved up his ass. The majority of the Hyuuga clan has 2 sticks up their asses: Superiority and Fate. Neji lost them both in his fight against Naruto in the Chuunin Exams, Hinata never had either, and Hanabi... well I'm not making any assumptions on her. Vegeta: Broly has 2 words to say to you, but is busy, so I'll say them for him: SUCK IT! WWE: Yes, Broly is a little addicted to you guys. I think he gets Nostalgic when he watches Monday Night RAW. I haven't told him anything about some of the fights being faked. Naruto: I wish your mother taught you about her clan jutsu. or maybe even gave someone some scrolls with them in it. this way, you would be able to use them. Curiosity killed the cat, but won't kill me. Reviews i placed here before this account was created had AG000, or AG001 as the poster. Bowling is the only sport I like, but I have a favorite NFL team: T.T. ROX! No one else in my family has them as a favorite NFL team. I don't really keep up with NFL though. I don't watch sports either. My mind is always in several places at once. Don't ask why, cause I won't say. 00000x00000 My 10 Commandments of Anime 1. Never piss off a Sayian 2. Never piss off a Jinchuuriki 3. Never call a wolf "Mutt", especially Demonic Wolves 4. Opposite ends do not attract, so don't bother 5. Laws of Physics don't apply 6. Anything is impossible until someone does it 7. Body parts are supposed to look different when said person is pissed 8. Being useless is a sin 9. Never piss off a Demon/Hanyou 10. Intense Gravity is useless 11. Thou Shalt do the dance (I just had to throw that in there) 00000x00000 -Dear Santa, this year for Christmas ... I would like an Xbox 360, an iPhone, a new laptop, a personal TV... no wait, forget that. Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, and get all the soldiers ... and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Post this as your status to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't re-post, I understand. You can't spend 6 seconds of your life to support soldiers. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana,ShadowWolf 2.X,Ghost Rider Fan123, Darkvizardking69,Masteria, Airgod000-002, REST IN PIECE TOONAMI. From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget. Tom and the Absolution A great Character and a funny host You will live on forever in this. If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile REMEMBER WHEN Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Put this on your Put this on your For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! (If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!) If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile. If you believe that Insanity has its advantages, and the Log is a Shinobi's savior repost this, and the following line! ALL HAIL INSANITY! ALL HAIL THE LOG! Repost this if you are Insane and proud of it! 00000x00000 REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be an untrustworthy, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I 'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a GAMER, so I MUST have no life. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm Welsh, so I MUST hump a sheep. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST not be important. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be in a cult. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! 00000x00000 Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . 00000x00000 List your favourite anime/manga/video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games! 1. Dart Feld Answer these Questions What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed? I ask: Who's the bastard that's got the Dragoons on his ass? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? I say: If you wanted to talk why didn't you use Telepathy from OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? I ask: when's the honeymoon? Number Five cooked you dinner? I ask: Does this have poison in it? Wesley sweatdrops* I'm not just an assassin, you know? Number six is lying next to you on the beach? I say: You know, I'm surprised you agreed to this, regardless of it being a private beach. Lightning: Shut up, and don't talk. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Pause* Any chance I can fall into the Lifestream and survive? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? I shake my head and speak: This is retribution for what happened during the cold season with that Youma. Numer nine made fun of all your friends? I growl: Cynthia... Better watch your back. You won't see my next act coming. Champion or not, you WILL pay. Number Ten ignored you all the time? I shrug and don't say a word. Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number 1 do? Go Divine Dragoon, point the cannon and fire. You're on Vacation with Number two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do? Come on! Let's go you to a safe spot. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Nothing. He's not familiar with Birthdays. You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does four do? Grabs me and gets me out of there, before firing the Shock Coil at me for being stupid. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. hat will Five do? Shrug, while having a Camera ready to take a picture, hiding a smirk. You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction? Pats my shoulder and says "Good luck man. Trust me, you'll need it." You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Pulls his sword off his back. "Draw your sword. We spar. Now." You compete in a tournament. How does 9 Support you? Cheering, until I am her opponent, and then tears down on me. You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do? Ignore me and move on. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? I have no dreams. Only visions, and they're always dangerous. And he ends up killing off the dangerous threats. Number two tells you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine. Cynthia: Sorry, I'm not looking for love. Naruto: I DON'T LOVE HER! I LOVE RIKA NONAKA! You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Who knows? Mewtwo doesn't have parents. Would Five and Six ever kiss? ... Honestly? I don't think Lightning would kiss ANYONE, though Wesley is possible. Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts... ... I'm not surprised. she's always been distant. You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you. I say: What? You never cut your hair? Cloud: ... No, I don't. Awkward silence.* Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boy friend. What do you tell him/her? Keep working at it. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You just have to find the right one. And if you can't find them on this plane of existence, check the Negaverse. Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? I hum. I then reply to the email, saying. "Okay. Why didn't just tell me? I wouldn't hate you for it, and it won't wreck our friendship. No matter what." You spot Ten kissing one. How do you react? I blink a few times, and take a picture, before distributing them all across BOTH worlds they're from. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? They might be planning the deaths of the Federation council... I should ask the few X that are out there to help out. Could 1 and 6 be soulmates? ... I see it. I don't believe it. Lightning: Like i'd pair up with a stubborn idiot. Dart: I prefer the term determined, thank you very much! Light: You wanna go? *pulls out a pink crystal from her L'cie Brand* Dart: *Takes out Divine Dragoon Spirit* Bring it. Odin is summoned as Dart goes Dragoon causing a massive clash* clash ends in a tie, both exhausted* Dart: as a warrior, I respect your skills. Light: Likewise. Truce? Dart: Truce. Me: See what I mean? Would 2 trust 5? Yes, because Naruto trusts everyone until they give a reason not to. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Witch beasts VS the Shock Coil... And I watch with a bucket of Popcorn inside of a barrier. If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to shcool together. What study will they pick? Dart: I'd go for something regarding swords. I love them. Almost as much as I love Shana. Wesley: Been there, done that. I went for accounting. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? Mewtwo: Steamed Lumineon. Lightning: None of your business. If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Cloud: I have one. I'm a delivery boy, with a side of being a Mercenary. Cynthia: I'm a Pokemon League Chapmion. But, I'd probably like being an archeologist. If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? She'd make him look good, that's for sure. Minako: DAMN STRAIGHT! Wesley: She's right. I kinda like it. I sweatdrop. If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy? Light: Not in the slightest. Cynthia: I can't draw for shit. I can make maps with ease, but I can't draw anything else for shit. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Continuous teasing about Zero and As- Cynthia: same that name and say goodbye to your head. Me: Like you could do that! What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10? Dart would get swallowed by a Dragon Witch Beast, which he'd fight his way out of somehow. If 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it, what would happen? Cynthia: Okay... Who the heck is this Dart guy? A week later... Dart stands next to Shana: Did you get my message? Shana: What message? Dart: I sent it a week ago! Shana: I didn't get it. did you send it through email? Dart: Yeah. Shana: Check the "To:" box for it. Dart does so* Who the hell is PrissySpirit92@league.net? If 5 and 6 did a workout together? They'd both get sweaty as hell. I'd simply watch... and stare at Lightning. If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? She wouldn't care much... but she'd probably try to castrate me if Searh got drunk while there. If 7 won the Lottery? Cloud looks at tifa. "TAke it. I don't need it." if 8 had quite a big secret? I'd have already found out about it but never told anyone, as per the Code of the Shadowwind. If 9 became a singer? ... I wonder. I've never heard her sing. Cynthia: Never had the chance. If 10 got a daughter? Me: Did you cheat on Zero? What would 1 think of 2? They'd go play a few pranks, and then blow some bastard up. What would 2 think of 3? Naruto: Cool. A Psychic human-like cat. Teach me how to do what you do? Mewtwo just stares blankly. "Come with me." What would 4 envy about 5? that he has an organic body. what do 6 and 7 have in common? They're both emotionally detached because of something being lost, and having something to protect. What would make 7 angry at 8? Minako tries to take Cloud's sword. Where would 8 meet 9? Swimsuit contest. Cancun. Spring Break. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Cynthia: ...I'm afraid of blackmail. Himeko: What could I blackmail her with... hmm? Me: How about these videos of you putting your Garchomp in big puffy dresses? Cynthia pales: HOW DID YOU GET THOSE? I smirk* A Shadowwind has his ways. What would make 10 scared of 1? Nothing. When you take on gods, you tend not to be afraid of anything. 00000x00000 I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' 00000x00000 I have a few challenges for anyone who decides to take them. Challenge 1: DBGT, Rosario Vampire Crossover I was surprised by a lack of DBGT RV crossovers. There should be more of them, and that is the first challenge. How it happens, is up to you, as is who comes in, and who goes out the window. The only requirements I am giving for this: #1: It takes place at Youkai Academy. #2: It must include at least one Sayian/Saiyan/Saiyajin, whatever you wish to call them. Their tail being there is optional, but at least one must be there. 00000x00000 Challenge 2: Zoids, Code Geass Crossover. This is another section I believe could use some improvement, being as... THERE ARE NONE OF THESE ON THIS SITE! Quick Summary: 3 Knightmares in particular are coming. They are the Shinkiro, Lancelot Albion, and Guren Seiten 8 Elements. Their usual pilots are taken from Area 11, and placed on Planet Zi. Their Nightmares become what are known as Zoids. Which Zoids they become are up to you. Abilities they have before the jump, which you will provide, are still there in Zoid Form. They may or may not gain the ability to turn back into Knightmares, again it is up to you for that. In either form, each one gains a mind of its own, similar to an Ultimate X in Zoids: New Century Zero. Whichever one they land in, is up to you. If it is New Century Zero: They will at one point meet up with the Blitz Team, telling them a few things, but otherwise staying on their own team with the Zoid Battle Commission. If you go Chaotic Century: The group meets up with Van and his group. How they do so, and if they fight beforehand, is up to you. Things to Note: Since the Britannian Empire is not in the area, nor are they in Area 11, they set aside their differences, for the most part, and Zero's mask is dropped. Whether or not they fight between each other, is up to you. 00000x00000 Challenge 3: Naruto/Metroid Crossover Quick Summary: At the age of 8, Naruto stumbles across a crash site. Then, a small gelatinous being hits the young blonde, causing him to black out. Years later, during the Mizuki incident, his shocked stated covers him in a bright light, putting him in weird, orange Suit. More specifically: The Power Suit! Notes: Abilities of the suit are up to you, but there MUST be 4 certain parts to it. First, the Charge Beam MUST be present to start. Second, the suit will last as long as he has Chakra. Third, it has the abilities of the Varia suit, Gravity suit, and Morph Ball. Finally, being as it is an X (Metroid Fusion) that went into him, he will not be affected by the X, should they appear. Missiles can be added to start, but the Beam is powered by his Chakra. He will still learn the Shadow Clone Jutsu from the forbidden scroll. Whether or not Samus comes to him, is up to you. Samus could be retired for all I care. Smart, not dense Naruto. Pairings: Your choice, but I would prefer it to not be NARUTOxINO! Bloodline: the suit will become the Bloodline. If Samus comes, she will be the best friend of his father, and may stay with him if she wants. And no, it wasn't her suit that crashed. Metroid invasion: Your choice. X Invasion: If you wish, they can appear, and absorb into Naruto for various reasons. Bounty Hunters: If you wish, they can come for him, thinking it was Samus. Must take place in the Elemental Nations. 00000x00000 ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? No, or else I would be doing better in life LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Does different sides of you count? Cause I've got 5. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 987 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah, but I don't see why 6. Are you nervous? Yea, but I almost never show it. ABOUT YOU: 2. Nick names? List is too damn long FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? My eyes CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? I wish 5. Plans for today? Get up, eat, walk, read, type, shower, sleep WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Does it matter? HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? Blowing type, gum, or alcohol? DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Yes. I like to call this... the soundtrack for a movie about your life. Cpoy it to your profiles... Opening Credits – Crazy town by Jason Aldean Waking Up – Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi (Slightly surprising, but not so much) First Day of School – Mystic Gohan Theme by Bruce Falconer Falling in Love – Hard hat and a Hammer by Alan Jackson Fight Song – Animal I have become by Three Days Grace (Perfect fighting music, I believe) Breaking Up – Little Moments by Brad Paisley (Ironic, I think) Prom – Butteryfly by Crazy Town (More irony... they played this at mine) Life is just...OK – Iris by Goo Goo Dolls (Actually fits, really) Mental Breakdown – TNT by ACDC (My mind DOES explode when I go there) Driving – Kryptonite by Three Doors Down Flashback – Bye Bye Bye by N'SYNC (It actually plays in my head when I do) Getting Back Together – Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas (Weird, I think) Birth of Child – Yuuhi ni Yakusoku by... Dunno. Never found out. (I guess it would fit) Wedding – Nine Thou Superstars Remix from Need for Speed Soundrtack (My guess is Styles of Beyond) Final Battle – That's how Country Boys roll, by Billy Currington Death Scene – Need you now, by Lady Antebellum (more for those close to me than me) Funeral Song – In The End by Linkin Park (Actually fits) End Credits – I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan (So worth it!) 00000x00000 The BIG question: You know you have a problem. You accept you have a problem. You embrace said problem. Do you really have a problem? 00000x00000 Words of Wisdom Your Drive is your own. No one can give you your drive. To find your Drive, you must look within. There are times you need help to find that Drive, however, it comes from within. Hope is to Despair, as Light is to Dark. Neither exists without the other. Normal is nothing but an Average. This average is always changing with time. People Fear what they don't know. That Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to Pain. Pain leads to suffering. Suffering leads to suicide. Leave no room for questions, fear is not born. If Fear is not born, Suicide will not come. I'm not normal. I'm borderline Crazy. Question is: Which border? - Unknown It's Difficult, not impossible. -Dastan, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Important Notice! For those of you who have read my other stories before, Dragon Flight is on hold, but may be discontinued. The fact of the matter is: I can't handle a harem for too long, as I lose interest quickly. Absolute Control is also on hold due to this reason. It's just not my style. Because of this, I may discontinue them both. I haven't done anything since September 9th with Absolute Control, and nothing on Dragon Flight since August 11th. Kitsune Warrior, no new ideas have come. Not even with Itachi's fight. I am currently deliberating whether or not to continue those particular stories. 12/22/11 UPDATE!! Naruto: Kitsune Warrior is hereby discontinued, as is Absolute Control. There is nothing I can do with either one. Dragon Flight is still undecided, and as such I haven't truly given up on it yet. 2/5/12 UPDATE!!! I haven't posted why I did this yet. Frankly, I tried getting back to Dragon flight, but I couldn't come up with any way for it to flow smoothly. I"m sorry, but I lost any and all touch for it. Then there's the simple fact I've been too busy elsewhere to be able to get anywhere with it. 3/23/12 UPDATE!!! I am sorry to inform you all that Son Naruto is being discontinued. I have had no progress in it, no matter how much I have tried. Believe me when I say that I tried, but I am sorry. for those of you who wish to take it up as your own, then let me know through a PM. 4/6/12 Update: Someone has taken up Son Naruto, and finally posted the first chapter. They're shorter Chapters, but that's his decision. This is the URL. If you liked the original, check this one out. I had given him everything i had, and he is making changes as he sees fit, but check it out before judging it. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7995396/1/Son_Naruto_V2 Thank you. 7/19/2012 Update: Naruto: Kitsune Warrior has been adopted by Snickers999999. The first 7 chapters were exactly mine, however, the 8th chapter is all him. Please check it out. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8327567/1/Naruto_Kitsune_Warrior I hope you enjoy it. Thank you. | |||||
1. Holy Knight Ninja » reviews1000 years ago, the Rokudo Sennin stopped the Juubi. But 300 years before that someone else had brought peace to the land. Through him, 4 Powerful Clans had identical roots. When his descendants were down to no more than 4 known, what's a pair of Hybrids to do?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,918 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 4-24-13 - Naruto U.2. Rebirth of a Hero » reviewsI've been thinking too much on Digimon lately, so I typed this up, based on an idea that I haven't seen on this site in ANY CATEGORY! Also, know that this is, for some reason, a almost completely original idea for a crossover regarding Naruto. I mean, really? How many people have thought about this idea, but never wrote it down? PM or review if you are, or just review if you aren'tCrossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 199,435 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 8-28-12 - Guilmon & Naruto U.3. A New Colosseum » reviewsIt's been two years since Ash's adventures in Sinnoh, and yet he never made it home to Pallet. Why is this? Where has he been the last two years? And how does Rui fit into this? ColosseumXAnime crossover. Ash/Rui. Brock has a girlfriend! A lot of Craziness!Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,111 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 4-25-13 - Ash K./Satoshi & Rui/Mirei4. Tidus's CuriosityWhen Curiosity runs rampant, some can't sleep. What happens when Tidus gets curious about the Dining Hall and the scenes that Seymour showed them? This is what I think. Please review!Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Published: 4-30-13 - Tidus - Complete5. Naruto: Lost Tower Redux » reviewsIt has come to my attention that Naruto Shippuuden Movie 4 could have ended differently. Full summary inside. ONE-SHOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-25-13 - Published: 12-26-11 - Naruto U. & Sāra - Complete6. Storm Fox » reviewsNaruto has hidden a lot of things in his past. As it Turns out: He's a Wizard! Now, a Spell goes wrong, and Naruto has to go back to where he learned Magic: Ravenwood Academy! NarutoXPenny Golden Kitsune takes elements from this story! Not the other way around!Crossover - Naruto & Wizard101 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-13 - Naruto U. & Team Seven7. Oh no! reviewsOffshoot of Ruki44's Digimon Tamers: Rika's Story during chapter 30. and YES I have permission to do this! What if Yamaki contacted them earlier? ONE-SHOT!Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-13 - Takato M. & Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete8. Dimensional Guardian: Book II: L'cie » reviewsJared's back for his next mission! After 15 years in Weyard (trip is outlined inside), he finds himself in Bodhum. Is Lightning as cold as we think she is? Is PSICOM as stupid? What happens when a L'cie doesn't have a Focus? Why am I asking you? READ TO FIND OUT! Rated for suggestive content and future possiblities.Crossover - X-overs & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,269 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 1-24-13 - Lightning9. Golden Kitsune » reviewsWhat the hell is going on these days? Why do I come up with so many different ideas? Description inside. Dark Dawn in it. Weird Revival! Total Beastiality from our Blonde haired friend. And what's Sakura hiding? COME ON IN AND FIND OUT! Flames will power the Apollo Lens. Be sure to send a few! We need them!Crossover - Golden Sun & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,794 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 2-18-13 - Sveta & Naruto U.10. Dimensional Guardian: Book I: Dragoon » reviewsA gunmaker is far from normal. Now, what happens when he finds out about himself in another world with no guns? Will he find himself, a way back home, or will he even want to go back home? Does he have a choice in the matter? Or is he stuck in a world not his own? READ TO FIND OUT!Legend of Dragoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 182,297 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-18-13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Complete11. The Second Lifestream Warrior » reviews6 years after the Kyuubi attack, an incident happens. AVALANCHE shall return. In a blonde kid? And what the hell is Sephiroth doing? Why is Jenova all for it? What does Yuffie have to do with this? READ TO FIND OUT!Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,970 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 8-9-12 - Yuffie K. & Naruto U.12. The XWarrior » reviewsResponse to my own challenge. Its in my profile. Put simply, things aren't as they seem with Blondes these days, are they?Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 8-10-12 - Naruto U.13. Naruto Meets the Dragons » reviewsVotE, sent to Serdio. What is going on? What the hell is up with Naruto? DarSha, NaruRose, SasukeX? KUSHINA LIVES! M for safety.Crossover - Legend of Dragoon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 239,977 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 4-26-1214. Star Force: Reborn! » reviewsSequel to Megaman: Back In Action. Geo and Sonia have died and been send back in time by Ra Mu Xa. If you don't understand something, check the prequel. GeoXSonia, SoloXLuna in later chapters.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,913 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-4-12 - Published: 11-6-11 - Geo Stelar & Sonia Strumm15. Naruto: Chakra Sage » reviewsNaruto pulls off a prank and finds something of value. What does he find? How will this affect his life? What the hell is a Chakra Sage? Read to find out! Naruhina, other pairings undecided.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,745 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 6-5-12 - Published: 12-10-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.16. Son Naruto » reviewsNaruto didn't only have the Kyuubi sealed in him. Another being has come as well, completely unknown to anyone, even Minato. What are the results of one change? Read to find out. ADOPTED!Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,435 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-23-12 - Published: 11-17-11 - Goku & Naruto U. - Complete17. Naruto: Back in Action » reviewsWar is over. Sasuke Strikes. People die. Naruto gets pissed. Naruto goes for the kill. Kyuubi gives an offer. What next? Read to find out! NaruHina, SasuFemHaku other pairing undecided.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,211 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-14-12 - Published: 1-20-12 - Team Seven18. The White Devil » reviewsNaruto hid his true skill, only to reveal bits and pieces of it during the Wave Mission. Who's the White Devil? Why is Naruto a Shadow Fox? Pairings undecided at this pointNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,751 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - Naruto U.19. Uncalled for situation » reviewsNaruto travels to Tokyo, but not for no reason. What is this reason? Read to find out! Set right after the Doom Tree is defeated in SM-R, and Naruto is 30 years old.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 1-7-12 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Naruto U.20. Dragons Unite! reviewsWhat if Hiccup came up with an even crazier plan? What if he got a little bold before the battle with the Nightmare in the arena? What if he bluffed his way into his father's heart? Ending is different. Not a romance kind of thing.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-12 - Hiccup & Toothless - Complete21. Dragon Flight » reviewsREsponse to a challenge by Axil 2.0! More dragons than in the game. Starts N/Hina, turns NarutoXHarem. Trying to revamp, see: Naruto meets the DragonsCrossover - Legend of Dragoon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,707 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 6-17-11 - Albert & Naruto U. - Complete22. Naruto: Uzumaki Pokenin » reviewsUnusual Pokenin, in which Pokemon are specific to one Clan. Naruto is unaware of this until after he gets pulled into a Pitfall. NarutoXYugito Rated for possible contentCrossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,632 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 1-9-12 - Arceus & Naruto U.23. Shuuden Chronicles: Ninja Life » reviewsThe sequel to Demigod Sayian Vampire. Naruto gets sent back, with Shuuden, Tsukune and the Newspaper club. Gin will not make an appearance. Too much of a pervert. Rated for some violence, language as well.Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 165,424 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-16-12 - Published: 6-15-11 - Naruto U. & Tsukune A. - Complete24. Shuuden Chronicles: Trip to Camp Half BloodWhile the Hanyou Squad is training for their first mission, Shuuden and Moka are elsewhere. Set during Book 4.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,594 - Published: 1-15-12 - Complete25. Naruto: Kitsune Warrior » reviewsNaruto finds himself about to die. Kyuubi saves him and gives him an opportunity. What is the choice? Why was he chosen? What the hell is Kyuubi thinking? Read to find out! Pairings undecided. DISCONTINUED!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,898 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-26-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete26. Absolute Control XxXInsanityXAirgodXxX Style » reviewsMy take on Absolute Control by Prompt Master. Take a look and see for yourself. Discontinued!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-26-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete27. Uzumaki Heritage: Narutard's Dream » reviewsA man from our world has a tough life. What happens when he gets put in the Naruto Universe? NaruXhina, InoXShika, SakuXOC. OC centric to start. Someone gets revived!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 197,852 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-17-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Naruto U. - Complete28. Megaman: Back In Action » reviewsGeo and Sonia are chosen to test a new invention. What does it do? Why is Lan Hikari involved? Why do I ask so many questions? Read to find out!Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,264 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-6-11 - Published: 9-27-11 - Lan Hikari & Geo Stelar - Complete29. Sayiaman Announcement » reviewsWhat would happen if Gohan made an Announcement as Sayiaman? What would he say? Where would he go with it? And what's the announcement? Read to find out!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Gohan - Complete30. Demigod sayian Vampire » reviewsEver wonder what would happen if a Sayian were admitted to Youkai Academy? Note: This story happens long before the Events of Dragonball. No one knows what a Sayian is just yet. DBGT characters appear in later chapters.Crossover - Dragon Ball GT & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,005 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-13-11 - Published: 5-20-11 - Moka A. - Complete