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Author has written 20 stories for Samurai Pizza Cats, Super Smash Brothers, Resident Evil, Scrubs, Jurassic Park, Saw, and South Park. NAME: David Billows...I hate being called Dave, it just doesn't suit me... BIRTH: 25/06/1984 FAVE CARTOONS: Samurai Pizza Cats, Garfield, South Park, Family Guy and Happy Tree Friends FAVE GAMES: All Resident Evil, All Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario games (But only if you can play as Luigi, he's the best), Streets of Rage II. FAVE CHARACTERS: Polly Esther (SPC), Garfield, Luigi, Kenny (South Park), Blaze The Cat (Sonic games), Brian (Family Guy). FAVE MOVIES: All the Saw Movies!! Can't wait for Saw VI FAVE TV SHOWS: Green Wing, Six Feet Under, Red Dwarf, Shameless, Scrubs. FAVE MUSIC: Three Days Grace, Talking Heads...anything with a good beat. HOBBIES: Football (Supporting Norwich City), Smoking, Drinking, Writing, Acting/Drama and going to work, life is about bills and lot's of them. THINGS I HATE: London!! Being called Dave!! Chavs!! People who self harm!! Paris Hilton!! Scientology!! I'm sure I'll add more things to the list. Abigal Frost: I love you more than anything :) Blaze The Cat vs. Polly Esther... so tempting to write... Thank you for those who left reveiws, it means alot. JOHN VICTOR BILLOWS 1950 - 2006 Rest in peace, Dad. I'll miss you very much and whereever you are, I'm hoping it's got your fave Steam Engines. BEN LEWIS BILLOWS 1982 - 2008 A fantasic cousin and the brother I wish I had. | |||||||||
1. The Squeeze Trap reviewsWARNING: Contains Strong Language and Gore. A man is wrapped around Barb-wire...that will squeeze himSaw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete2. Kenny's Answer » reviewsRATED 15 and Over: Contains swearing, some strong. Kenny is fed up being poor and killed, so he tries to get answers from God...who doesn't seem to be answering him...untill...South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 11-5-08 - Kenny M. - Complete3. Samurai Pizza Cats: Chronicles » reviewsRATING 18 and over. I'm celebrating my 6th year on fanfiction. A member since 11/11/02. These are my six stories all in one. Please read my NOTES before you read...thank you. Contains Strong Language, Graphic Violence and Lemon.Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-10-08 - Complete4. Letters of STARS and RPD » reviewsRATED 15 and over. WARNING: Contains some strong language. These are letters from the STARS and RPD members.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 4-29-045. The Eating Trap reviewsRATED 15 and Over: Contains graphic scenes! A young women has to eat glass in order to survive...want to know more?Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete6. Different Path » reviewsRATED 15 and over. WARNING: Contains swearing, some strong. The Comet Insident...the end that could've been...Speedy is...gone...Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Complete7. Last Moments of Mr Arnold reviewsRATED 12 and over: Contains violence. Just read the title and you get the idea. There is also a short P.O.VJurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete8. That Stormy Night » reviewsRATED 12 and over: Contains mild language. The car brakes down...so the cats take shelter in a creepy old house...will they be safe till the AA come?Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 5-10-04 - Complete9. Scream Samurai » reviewsRATED 15 and over: Contains swearing and comic gore. This is a take on of Scream, the end bit. Can you guess who the cats are playing?Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 1-20-03 - Complete10. T1 GUIDO » reviewsRATED 12 and over. Contains swearing. A take on of Terminator 2. I don't think I did a good job though. See what you think, eh?Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 5-6-03 - Complete11. Clandestine » reviewsRATED 15 and over: Contains swearing, SOME STRONG. Speedy and Polly express their love for each other...but how will Guido cope with it...does he have feelings for someone...and will it end happily?Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete12. Janitor's Help »RATED 12 and over: Contain Mild Language. Just a quick story I wrote on the spot. JD wanted a date and the Janitor helps him...but the Janitor has a trick up his sleeve...Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete13. Samurai Saw Feet » reviewsRATED 18 and over: Contains Comic Gore and Swearing. A spoof of the Saw films. Please don't take this too seriouslySamurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 11-16-07 - Complete14. DeathMatch Cats 2: Next Round » reviewsRATED 18 and over: Contains Swearing and Strong Violence. Three fights. Bad Bird vs. Jerry: Rematch, Guido vs. Lucille and Big Cheese vs. Polly. These fighters all have a connection...except the first one.Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete15. Dealing With reviewsRATED 12 and over: Contains Mild Language. Just a story I made from the top of my head. A story in Dr. Cox's POVScrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete16. DeathMatch Cats: First Round » reviewsRATED 15 and over: Contain strong language and graphic violence. Three fights. Jerry vs. Bad Bird, Francine vs. Princess Vi and Speedy vs. Guido.Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-04 - Published: 5-6-04 - Complete17. A Christmas Story! Same Old Same Old » reviewsRATED PG: Contains mild swearing. Just a same old Christmas story? Well, not really...it gets a bit silly later on.Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-04 - Complete18. Who Killed Bucky? reviewsRATED PG: Contain mild swearing. Just something stupid I thought of. The title saids it all really. Read to find out WHO KILLED BUCKY?Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-03 - Complete19. Mario vs Luigi: The Battle for Mr Nintendo! reviewsRATED 15 and over: Contain graphic written violence. This is the battle the gaming world have been waiting for. Mario Vs. LuigiSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-03 - Mario & Luigi - Complete
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