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since: 05-18-11, id: 2931763, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 20 stories for Glee, Hunger Games, and House, M.D..

Hiya people! :)

I'm Kara. Not my real name, but I love the name so by all means, call me Kara. I'm fifteen, weird (to say the least), smart, a perfectionist, logical, and love to write and write and write until the world melts away. Why else would I be here? :) My past fandoms were Glee and Hunger Games (which I still both love), and my current fandom is House, M.D., since I've fallen in love with the shows and its characters. I'm a staunch Hilson friendship/subtext/fluff supporter, though the thought of them having sex I actually find quite strange. I'm also open to Huddy and most other couples. Am attempting to get recognition for Adley (Adams/Thirteen - come on, am I the only one?) and my favourite characters are House, Wilson and Thirteen. They're all gorgeous characters to write.

If you are a reader of my stories, see 'In-Progress Works' for a status on when they'll next be updated and what's coming up. I never leave Fanfiction, life just gets busy; if you want to ask me something, whether it be about an update or just to chat or whatever, just PM me :)

I love you all, especially if you read and review my stories! Keep writing :)

People who are especially awesome:

mirrorballsymphony: Unbelievably, I actually have real-life friendbeasts. This one is basically me, with an order of extra cynicism and a flair for drunken dialogue, writing for the Discworld series. We have the occasional contest.

Europa22-She's a brilliant writer and a very funny and nice person :) Check out her SYOTs!

the epic bookworm/our little infinity-A brilliant writer who I'm privileged to beta, not that they need it :)!

CherryBlossom1991-Another submitter to my SYOT, from her chats she's definitely a great person :)

foraworldundeserving-An absolutely fantastic writer (and infamous writer of Kiss) that I very much look up to.

Kara/Biota xxx

P.S. Does anyone else find it ironic that if you write the word 'Fanfiction' it comes up with a red squiggly line? :D


Awards and Recognition that I have No Idea How I Got But I'm Very Happy About Anyway :)

Won: September prompt on Starvation Forum-'Longing' for 'Welcome to the Black Parade'

Nominated: 'Best SYOT' in the 2011 Winter Hunger Games Awards for 'The Mockingjay's Legacy'

Nominated: 'Best AU' in the 2011 Winter Hunger Games Awards for 'Goodnight, Panem'



1. Snapshots » reviews
Stories of life, love and everything in between.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,480 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 4-28-13
2. Necessities reviews
"You think I'd let this happen when I was out of my right mind?" Wilson comes home from a bad day to find box forts, mortality-defining stopwatches, and how a moment of panic can bring so much to the surface. House/Wilson oneshot. Rated K .
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-27-13 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
3. The Mockingjay's Legacy, Now Legal » reviews
Katniss Everdeen may have died, but she has a little-known legacy, one that is about to make itself known, hell-bent on finishing what she started. And this time, it's personal. But a vicious Quell may destroy any hope of freedom...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,517 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-25-12 - Published: 6-7-12 - Other tributes
4. How to Make a Very Suckish SYOT: Now Legal reviews
Have you ever read any brilliant, innovative SYOTs and thought it would be more fun to annoy people by making a terrible one? If so, and if you love caffeine-induced crackfics, this fic is for you. NOW legal, and with added kidnapping and quasi-dimensional teleportation powers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-18-12 - Other tributes
5. spin reviews
Heartbeats don't mean anything. For Caesar's Palace Colour Challenge: Blue.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-12 - Annie C. & Finnick O. - Complete
6. Firelight: The 76th Hunger Games, Now Legal » reviews
Paylor mysteriously disappearred, and Majestian Snow has managed to wrestle control from the rebels. Now the Hunger Games are back, and he is determined to avenge his ruined family by making this Game the most vicious ever...even the Victor will wish they weren't. Dark themes and violence, because hell, it's the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-12 - Other tributes
7. Freefall » reviews
Blaine Anderson stands on a ledge. Saving the ones he loves will lead him to discover a web of murder, deceit and psychosis leading back fifteen years. Sequel to If Only I Could Read His Mind. Rated T for dark themes, violence and romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 7-21-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
8. cutscenes reviews
Everyone has a million stories. But some are never told. 'Five' fic.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-12 - Pres. Snow & Katniss E. - Complete
9. The Blood Diaries » reviews
A killer is waiting. They have nothing to lose. Their only purpose in life is to kill those people who made their pain. Suspense-horror thriller. Dark themes. Rated T for violence and language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-17-12 - Published: 5-24-11
10. Interlock reviews
"The female morphling from District Six wasn't always that way. Nobody ever is. There's always a story, a reason. In her case, there were three stories that all interlock into one." For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: Red.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-11 - Female Morphling - Complete
11. Disorient reviews
"They tell him what he did was unforgivable. He can't remember, but they wouldn't lie...right?" Not everyone who breaks the Capitol's rules is silenced-that would be just too kind. For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: White.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-11 - Complete
12. Donum reviews
Love is different for everyone. A mentor sends a final gift to her tribute, and in the process comes to terms with her past. For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: Brown.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete
13. Broken Strings reviews
'Mirrors lie. People lie. The crystals that replace our eyes lie. Only pain can be trusted.' Mimi Vyne was scared of death, and she paid the price. For The Color Challenge at Caesar's Palace: Green and the October Starvation Prompt: Mutilate.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-11 - Complete
14. Goodnight, Panem reviews
Lilia Evermore is the only one who can see that Panem has stolen colour from its citizen's lives. Everything is monochrome. But her discovery will cost her...and now she must rethink everything her life is based on. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompt: Gray.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-11
15. bluesky reviews
Title is purposely uncapitalised . When a dying little girl with familiar blue eyes is brought into Mrs Everdeen's hospital, the flashbacks start to haunt her again, but her guardian angel is there to help her. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompts: Rainbow.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-29-11 - Mrs. E. - Complete
16. The Fifth Stage reviews
"They said it would get better. They lied. But she's just sleeping, right?" The mother can't remember what hope is since her daughter's death, and she's trapped in her shadow world, praying for a savior. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompts: Pink.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-11
17. Never Forget reviews
The Hunger Games are no more tangible than a memory now, but there are still tales undiscovered woven in their history, like the tale of the lovers in the 74th Hunger Games...the ones everyone forgot. For The Color Challenge at Caesar's Palace: Bronze.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-11 - Other tributes - Complete
18. Welcome To The Black Parade reviews
The girl is laughing as the poisoned fire slowly consumes her. She's always longed for oblivion, and it's within her grasp...Poetry!fic. Submission for Starvation's September prompt, Longing. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-5-11 - Other tributes & Peeta M. - Complete
19. A Tribute's Story reviews
Poetry!fic. Oneshot. Alyssa Riley is an innocent District Two girl. Watch her slow descent into madness as she takes on the Hunger Games in poetry form. T for violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-11 - Other tributes - Complete
20. If Only I Could Read His Mind » reviews
Ever wondered what Kurt and Blaine's thoughts about each other were before they got together? How about they tell you themselves...straight from their journals! Romance and angst, and some humor too. Lots of Wes and David subplots! Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 5-20-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete