Hi. My name is Alison. This is my profile.
I'm 18 years of age, I'm a workaholic, I dropped my phone in the toilet about a month ago and now it doesn't send texts half the time, and I don't drink coffee, but I still practically live at Tully's. They serve me peppermint hot chocolate and blueberry iced tea(my own creation). I eat blueberries with everything. I use the word "sketch" like it's going out of style. Thanks to my wonderful boyfriend, I now avidly watch Los Angeles King's hockey, and could probably tell you more than you ever wanted to know about every single aspect of the sport.
Oh, and I own at beer pong.
Bands I adore:
Arctic Monkeys, Basshunter, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Blonde Redhead, The Bloodhound Gang, Camille, The Clash, Coldplay, The Dandy Warhols, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Dropkick Murphys, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, The Fratellis, Gorillaz, Gunther, Guns N Roses, Ima Robot, Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake (admit it, you love him too), Kaiser Chiefs, KT Tunstall, The Libertines, Lily Allen, Mika, Pink Floyd, The Police, Queen, Rancid, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, RJD2, The Rolling Stones, Snow Patrol, The Streets, Tenacious D, Tom Petty, U2, The White Stripes, XTC, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Top 5 Favorite Songs:
1. "Where Is My Mind?" The Pixies
2. "I Hate Everyone" Get Set Go
3. "C'mon C'mon" The Von Bondies
4. "Flathead" The Fratellis
5. "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" EUROPE (best song ever, hence the caps)
TV Shows I Can't Stop Watching:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (still), The Daily Show, Desperate Housewives, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, House, Law and Order: SVU, Psych
Number One Threat to America:
Bears
Quotes That Inspire/Amuse/Explain Me:
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
- The Hulk
"We're headed for Venus, Venus"
-"The Final Countdown" by Europe
"Robots in disguise"
-Transformers
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised"
-Dorothy Parker
Now that I've successfully annoyed you with all my quotes, feel free to recognize my open cynicism, don't be afraid for I make fun of everyone, my car will no longer explode because of the lack of sketch, and have fun reading my stories.
Oh, and Jeremy Piven is the hottest guy. Ever. Seriously.
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