First things first: I AM NOT A GINGER.

OK: Here goes. I have... erp... how many stories? *checks* Ah, 26. At this point in time. I'm sure it'll change soon.

Aaaand before anything else: DON'T CLICK THIS!

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Um. Um. Um. What else to say? Oh yeah. I have a somewhat long profile, so bear with me...

Erp... I've got a lot of random quotes...

Do as I say, not as I do. ... On second thought, wait until I've got my thoughts straight. -Me

I have eyes... THEY'RE UNDER MY EYEBROWS! -A friend

Do not touch. That's gonna be my famous painting some day... -Me

The world is your notebook... sketch your future. -Me

Punch line to a tea joke that I don't even know: "Leaf me alone; I'm bushed." -Somewhat me, somewhat Iro from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"It's never too late, to shoot for the stars..." NOOOOOOOO. NASA stole my job! -Me

"YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Really? They started dinner without me? -Me

I'd rather be early to everything... except my death. -Me

Meanwhile, my friend is fashionably late to everything, except her birth... -Me

Stupid? Very, Jason... very... Just the sentence right there: "Our weapons are a khopesh and her magic." Um, HELLO? That enough sanity for you? Sorry, I'm talking to characters again... -I Am An Anonymous Person

Join the Dark Side; we have cookies!

That red stuff coming out? It's, uh... strawberry jam!

Why does the jam taste like blood? Um, it's fortified with iron.

No cookies? Are you surprised? We're the Dark Side for cryin' out loud! - Me

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. -My dad

Fague and Vuzzy, attorneys at law: "If it's not clear, we're doing our job right. -My dad

And that's what you get when you have soap, bobby pins, and an ADHD child. -Me

Shampoo a squirrel! -My friend (Same one as the eyebrow quote)

That's what she said! -My friend (Same as quote above)

I AM SHE! -Me (In response to quote above)

Procrastinators-- UNITE! Eh... maybe tomorrow... -Me

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REAL PERSON PROFILE

Name: Just call me ginger, okay?

Age: 13 TAKE THAT, YA SUCKERS!

Appearance: armpit-length, straight-until-bottom-of-ears-then-it-gets-wavy light brown hair with natural dirty blond highlights; somewhat-tanned skin tone; brown eyes (though I like to think they're more of a dark honey XD); brown glasses. Anything else you want to know? Ask me.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS PROFILE

Godly Parent: DAUGHTER OF MINERVA, DESCENDANT OF APOLLO, BABY!

KANE CHRONICLES PROFILE

Path I'm following: THOTH ALL THE WAY!

Specializing in?: ANIMAL CHARMING WOOT!

HARRY POTTER PROFILE

House: Ravenclaw. :D

HUNGER GAMES PROFILE

District: 3. ELECTRONICS=EPIC!

Tribute?: Only 'cause I volunteered for my best friend.

Team: PEETA, BABY!

MR PROFILE

Flock member?: HECK YEAH!

Powers?: Um. I read really fast. Any more are undiscovered as of yet.

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS PROFILE

Shadowhunter?: Derp. 8D

Favorite weapon: does a stele count? No? I'll take a seraph blade, thank you very much.

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Please. Who hasn't?)

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 3

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (LOL, I had a streak of purple for a day. It was so awesome.)
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (I do!)
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band. (Does orchestra count?)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 10

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem. (Honestly, who hasn't?)
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot (Only when I'm really, really, mad.)

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. (Converse...)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 0

And so, I am a total geek. Go figure.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (Every once in a while.)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Occasionally. Especially for breast cancer awareness (:)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery. (Only earrings and occasionally a necklace...)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics (When I was three. I wish I could go back, though...)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8

I swear, I'm a girl!!!!!!

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GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ]You love soccer
[ ]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 7/13

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[x]Politics suck.
[x]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[x]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[ ]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 6/15

RAVENCLAW:
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]Sports suck.
[x]You’re shy.(occasionally :))
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x]Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 10/12

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[x]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[x]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 10/15

Ravenclaw. :D KNEW IT!

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Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Any shade of purple.

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Oh gods. I couldn't kill someone!!!! And I like them both!!!!!! And they both screwed with Percabeth!!!!!! Oh god... I'd probably run away before I'd do either.

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- Invisibility. I could go anywhere, do anything, I could find out what people really think about me.

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- "You're a stalker with hooves."

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- River by Sarah McLachlan.

Q-Favorite song?

A- The Tip of the Iceberg by Owl City.

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Um... I don't really date... but I guess I'd have to say Leo.

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Probably Annabeth. If I dyed my hair blond and got gray contacts.

Q-Favorite Books?

A- Too many to name. But I loooove Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Divergent, Harry Potter, the Mortal Instruments, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, Maximum Ride, and a heckofalot of others.

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night.

Q-If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- You don't want me ruling. I suck at decisions.

Q-What's your personality like?

A- Um... I'm complicated... but I'll try and be brief. I'm caring, I'll tend to put others before myself, I listen if you have troubles, I'll always try to cheer you up, I try to be kind and generous, I'm usually intellectual, I try to think before speaking (but fail sometimes), I'm slightly random, I'm generally responsible, and I won't betray a secret.

Q-What was the last thing you thought?

A- What was the last thing I thought? *in British accent* Oh, right. I'm so obsessed.

Q-Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- George Washington! :D

Q-Who is the most special person to you?

A- Oh dear. That's hard. I don't know...

Q-Scariest moment of your life?

A- Um... I don't know. I guess when I was little my brother watched too much TV so, being the responsible girl I was, I hid the remote from him. Unfortunately, it was up high, so I fell and cut my side on the sharp corner of my old bookshelf. It was shallow but bleeding a lot, and so I ran downstairs to get my dad, but he was talking on the phone and told me to get a Band-aid. So I got multiple Band-aids and actually tried to put them on my six-inch cut.

Q-One word that would best describe you?

A- Indescribable.

Q-What is your favorite month?

A- Oh, probably September. It's warm but not overly, and there are colored leaves everywhere, and no mosquitoes! :D

Q-What does your user name mean?

A- I've always loved the spice of ginger and you use the root of it. And gingers are epic (even though I am NOT a ginger!!!!). And 17-2 is 15, and 17 and 2 are my lucky numbers.

Q-Have you ever been in a fight?

A- Physical? No. Verbal? Hades yeah.

Q-Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Mara.

Q-Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- Andrew.

Q- Biggest fear?

A- That people will think of me in the worst way possible-- they'll think I'm shallow, self-centered, dumb, vain,and a terrible friend.

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