| KoganLover96 |
Author has written 2 stories for Big Time Rush. Guys I'ma let you in on a little Kieran secret ;) When answering questions try being funny! This is why, When i got asked some questions from a different site, I made people augh with certain answers and here they are :D 6. How comfortable are you being naked in front of members of your family? Oh hell to the no! 2. Do you wear a jock-strap or cup for sports? Sports? PAHAHAHAHAHAHA 6. Did you notice a change in your voice since you hit puberty ? Apparently it got deeper then the gay took over XD 3. What do you wear to go to bed in? Underwear and PJ's, Nude sleeping is uncomfortable and icky! 1. Have you compared size with a male friend (by showing)? Nooooooooooooooo o.O Icky no! 2. Have you French-kissed a boy? Nope but guys i am free ah he he ;3 2. What turns you off about a girl? All the fake sh*t, Huge boobs you can't help but ook at! Short skirts, reveling cothes, Basicaly the population of Essex! XD 1. Have you ever seen a female friend naked in real life? EWWWWWWWW NO THAT WOUD BE SO GROSS AND DISGUSTING! NO! I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I just don't have an appetite though i hate being this skinny ha ha.) I CUT MY WRISTS so I MUST be emo. I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Not had my first kiss yet or any sexual contact as i am waiting for my true love and i will always be safe :) ) I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (If i truely care for something then yes but i normally always do it in a nice way) I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Is hell even real? And we all deserve the same treatment :) ) I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Some of my best internet friends are Christians and they absolutely love me and at weddings i was even bought up and they said how much i deserve this, So not Christians but know most love gays :D) I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world. (I was brought up without a religion...Cant help it, And i love Animals and the enviroment and most people!) I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Think it is the same as the one above but personally i think i am a miserable grumpy ugly asshole XD But i get called the cutest thing ever a lot and apparently i am nice o.O) I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Can't argue ;) ) I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (As stated before, I'm waiting for everything and sex actually kinda grosses me out justlike nudity XD) I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I am a male fan of Big Time Rush so I must be gay. (THEIR HOT OKAY!?) I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (I like black, And i dunno, Just like wearing black, Though i LOVE bright socks!) I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’ I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Nope i just prefere girls to guys as their nicer and i connect with them better and i am gay! ;D) I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I like to wear clothes? o.O Sorry for not flashing my d*ck every time i leave the house!?) I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. (I am waiting for the right time,When i finally get a boyfriend and my right love) I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m single, so I MUST be ugly. (Eh I'd way i am when others say no but finding another gay guy is hard, Finding a gay guy who is not dating is harder, Finding a gay guy you like is damn near impossible, Finding a gay guy who likes you, Puh-lease!) I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up. I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork. I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect. I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black. I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (BEING DIFFERENT KICKS ASS!! WE GET MEDS AND FOOD AND STUFF!) I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot. I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. (Ooooh gurl i am a Campire! We don't like sun!) I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo. (Tight pants with a nice little ass wiggle, What can i say? ;) ) I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy. (I'm nice and i am anti-fighting! :D... And a baby) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I support gay rights..Nuff said.) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I get nervous being around a lot of people and have anxiety attacks) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Yeah i MAYBE am crazy but i think that is what stands out about me! :D) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's genetic and it sucks -_-) I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I get hurt easily so i just like to keep myself safe.) I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (It's fun and easier to draw! :D) I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. ("KENDALL I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IN THAT CLOSET!" Nah i just love my guys ;) I SAID STAY IN THERE! XD) I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak. I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant. I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social. (I am scared of being hurt again tis all) I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (I'm gay and REALLY against assholes!) I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I don't think so, Gay stereotypes maybe, Teenage, No.) I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities. I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (TEA IS GOOD OKAY! Well my tea ;) Also Cricket, Augh hate sport, I don't speak posh but i don't talk Joey Essex either and yet again genetic and bad dad issues,I try my best to get my teeth better though :/) I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I do tend to blame myself but nothing major!) I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Nah i always just mixed with anyone and everyone ha ha) I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I love Animals, And think it is unfair how we're taking their homes for ones we do not need especially when they was there first and what will your kids and grandkids etc. Think of us when we grow up!?) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex. (I love talking to poeple on the internet and helping people with their issues, Sorry for being a whore XD) I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blue-eyed lesbian. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see. I like Power rangers, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. (Reading is a good way to get out this bad world and just to escape into a new world and live a new life and be creative and see things from different views) I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist (I dont even know whats going in with that stuff) I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick. I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay. (SORA AND RIKU, AXEL AND ROXAS ARE A CUTE COUPLE OKAY!) I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. (I'm sorry for not being a unicorn :'( ) I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I SHAGGED YOUR MUM! JK, I like watching people play games and anime! And i am mature but like to be childish he he) I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. (I dont believe in god, Everyone has their own views so it is not my fault) I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I am not one really but for some things i am, Though it is not annoying i hope XD) I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (I only ever liked one straight guy and you woudla thought he was straight, But i was fully in love with him, Learnt from that mistake :'/) I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems. I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. (I just like listening to peoples lives, Not really talking about mine as that is alien to me ha ha.) | |||||||
1. A Dead Love reviewsGuys know this is KINDA pathetic but just had my heart broken ok, Needed to vent ha ha.Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-2-12 - Logan & Kendall2. Kogan love Story! » reviewsMy first story and i want it to be all cutsie and fluffy!Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-12 - Published: 5-3-12 - Kendall & Logan