Hi,

I always dreamed of being an author, and now I have a chance to make that dream come true.

I joined fanfic to read other peoples stories, but soon realized that I could use it to improve my writing skills. By using someone else's charecters I can try writing in different styles which I have not used before.

Please Note: I do not own any characters in my stories, unless I have stated otherwise.

I hope you enjoy reading.

29/01/2012

Just felt I probably ought to let you know a little more about me.

I am in Year 11 at school, and picking my A Levels.

So far I am considering History, English Lit, Religious Studies and Music.

I am Female.

My favourite books/series/authors are:

The 39 Clues,

The Chalet School series,

Arthur Ransome,

Percy Jackson,

Enid Blyton,

Austen,

Geortgette Heyer,

The Dark is Rising,

Terry Pratchett,

and more...

My favourite actress is:

Jemima Rooper.

My favourite films are:

Kate and Leopald,

Knight and Day,

The Lake House,

Pride and Prejudice,

Persuasion.

I am a romantic... Anything which has romance in is deemed good to me, unless it is too explicit, but I have become good at skim reading, so I can force my way through descriptive parts of novels...

I am a Christian, and I am not ASHAMED.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (More like sugar and hot chocolate...and egg mayo sandwiches)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (Yup)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR WHEN...

You LIVE on some sort of energy drink, soda, coffee, iced tea or plain old sugar water.

Hot Chocolate

You have LOADS of books or files on your computer with unfinished stories.

More unfinished than finished...

You hear a song and could write a small one-shot about it.

All songs seem to inspire stories, whther one shots or full chapter fics

The only subject you're ever interested in at school is English.

Yup, driving mum mad. 'What do you want to do for A level?' 'English.' 'What else?' 'English.' 'You have to do something else.' 'English?'

When told to draw something, you often draw an OC or a character you often use in fanficitions.

I can't draw but if I could I would.

You’ve admittedly had a crush on a cartoon or ficticous character.

Yes.

If you were allowed, you'd stay up all night writing.

I do that, allowed or not. Often realising suddenly it's gone 1 in the morning and I have school the next day.

You get offended if someone tells you to stop writing, even for just a minute.

Of course! Who doesn't?

If you could, you'd move into your local Barnes & Noble (or whatever bookstore you go to ).

As long as they installed a cafe...

You're always trying to better your stories.

Yup

Meeting your favorite author would make you scream like a teenage girl meeting Justin Bieber (or whatever celebrity boy every girl wants to marry.)

Of course. Unfortunately Jane Austen is dead...

You're always thinking of ways to write stories differently.

Check out my Swallows and Amazons Fic, Sailing the High Seas of Life. It is told, partially, through letters between characters.

You write story ideas on napkins. And you don't joke when you say that either.

Not napkins. The backs of school books, test papers (Mocks), scrap paper, notebooks, any blank page I can find...

You sometimes steal song lyrics, famous quotes, etc. to use in your stories and you think nothing of it.

Often it is unintentional. Honest!

If there's so much as one sentence messed up on a story, you delete it and write the whole thing over again, no matter how many chapters are in it.

Normally, I rewrite that sentance, or abandon the story...

You can't help but smile while reading this.

True

You have an account on here!

Erm, you're on my profile...

You're most of these things.

No, I'm agreeing with them for my own amusement!

You will repost this worthless c*p on your profile without thinking twice.

Erm... What do you think I'm doing...?!

09/04/2012

Here are some quotes I found amusing, touching, etc.

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”

Terry Pratchett

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”

Terry Pratchett

“The Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
― Janet Evanovich

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Voltaire

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
Voltaire

Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders they have managed to invent boredom?
Death in The Hogfather

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett

1. All fungi are edible.
2. Some fungi are not edible more than once.
Terry Pratchett

The maze was so small that people got lost lookingfor it.
Terry Pratchett

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
Jane Austen

“Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car."

In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled to explain. I didn't feel obliged to do it convincingly. "It was an accident. My foot slipped."

"That was no accident. You jumped the goddamn curb and followed me down the sidewalk.”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

Alice: He almost killed me!
Hatter: Yeah, well he actually shot me!
SYFY's Alice

“I checked my phone messages. Three in all.

The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message.

The second was from Ranger. “Yo.” Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox.”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm.

"You want me to stay with the car in case someone's riding around with a bomb in his backseat looking for a place to put it?" Lula asked.

"Not necessary. Ranger says the car has sensors."

"Ranger give you a car with bomb sensors? The head of the CIA don't even have a car with bomb sensors. I hear they give him a stick with a mirror on the end of it.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.”
“Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?”
“He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

King of Hearts: And then they fled... from the roof... on flamingos.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds
the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the
Forest that was left out by mistake.
Winnie the Pooh

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters
get in the wrong places.
Winnie the Pooh

"Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd
actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times
out of ten."
Terry Pratchett

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

25. A day without sunshine is like night.

26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.

28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.

33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.

34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.

37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.

38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.

40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.

41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.

47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)

53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.

55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

56. DNA = National Dyslexics Association.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

I robbed my toothbrush because i was chasing the leprechaun... See below

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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copy and paste the message and heart.

I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows, and is proud, to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, ABetterNinjaThanDanCahill,MagicCahill, Bookgirl39, giraffes4ever

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PJO quiz: Find your godly parent.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic
You're never afraid during thunderstorms.

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is never bad.

0/10

Hmm... Hunter of Artemis, then Hades... What does that say about me...

One Word Quiz!!!

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? Cupboard

2. Where is your significant other? Fictional

3. Your hair? Brown

4. Your mother? Working

6. Your favorite thing? Reading

7. Your dream last night? Forgotten

8. Your iPod? Charging

9. Your dream/goal? Novelist

10. The room you're in? Outside

11. You hate? Arguments

12. Your fear? Jellyfish

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Uni

14. Where were you last night? Church

15. What you're not? Outgoing

16. Muffins? Chocolate

17. One of your wish list items? Speakers

18. Where you grew up? Bradford-On-Avon

19. The last thing you did? Lunch

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Flatscreen

22. Your pet(s)? None

23. Your computer? Laptop

24. Your life? Books

25. Your mood? Sunny

26. Missing someone? Always

27. Your car? Nonexistent

28. Something you're not wearing? Shoes

29. Your summer? Lanzarote (abroad for the first time in years!)

30. Your eyes? Green

31. Love someone? Completely

32. Your favorite color? Purple

33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday

34. Last time you cried? Monday

35. Who will repaste this? Dunno