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since: 05-27-11, id: 2938851, Profile Updated: 10-08-12
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon.

Name: Eh, I respond to Jess, jess56476, Pokey, 56476 etc. But call me Jessi or Jessica and you die. If you see 56476 anywhere, there's a 99% chance it's me.

Age: What do you think?

Birthday: The same as Naoto Shirogane. The year is off though. That's April 27

Gender: I'm a girl. And you thought...?

Location: This is getting a little too personal isn't it? I'll just say this now. No we do not surf to school, no girls do not wear bikinis everywhere, yes there are a lot of random idiots running around, and there are other places besides Hollywood damnit.

Talents: I have decent acting skills and the magical ability to piss anyone off.

Current mission: Actually finish something and annoy everyone.

I may be quitting FF because, well, there's not really much to read anymore.


Favorite anime/manga:

PokeSpe (I don't like the anime. Overdramatic)

Hetalia (History is fun)

HetaQuest (Yes, it's a fangame of Hetalia. But it's Prussia-awesome enough to be it's own series)

Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler (Manga is better. Biker Queen!)

Higurashi When They Cry (...It's kinda... scary. Meaning it is actually pretty good. But I'm American, I must do stuff that doesn't make any sense)

The World God Only Knows (I LOVE this series. But it's romance. That's a problem. Also, the main character reminds me so much of me, so it's kinda creeping me out. But overall, LOVE IT!)

Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunso (Nearly forgot this one. Love the dub. The Funimation people make good scripts)

Sket Dance (No, not Skip Beat, not even REMOTELY like that. It's really funny, serious at times. And somehow they can make one of the main character's brother getting stabbed sound like a minor event)

Real PG (Well, not exactly a favorite, since there are only 6 chapters, but still really good. For 6 chapters.)

Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou (I just wish there was more)

Mawaru Penguindrum (It was pretty tedious in the beginning, then pretty funny, then confusing, and then I started crying. I do not cry when watching anime. Or anything. But the end was really sad, and overall, this show was absolutely brilliant. I highly recommend it.)

Uhhhh I can't think of anything else. But if someone mentions something, I probably heard of it.


Favorite Games:

Pokemon (Always. This is a must)

Scribblenauts (It's fun)

Drawn to Life (Nice music, and despite the name, you don't have to draw much)

Harvest Moon (My data got deleted. WHY IS THIS EVEN ON HERE?! It was fun while it lasted though... *sniff* KAAAAIIII!)

The World Ends with You (Too short though)

Golden Sun Dark Dawn (IT WAS AWESOME! But the ending sucks. The writers took one thing that hadn't appearred for like, 3/4 of the game and shoved it in the end. WTF?!)

Maplestory (It's fun killing cute mobs. It's all chibi and kawaii if you just ignore the little girl exploding, people contemplating suicide, and boys hitting on you.)

Depict1 (I just... Just... It's a great game...)


Favorite quotes:

"I am simply one hell of a deer." Sebastian, Kuroshitsuji

"Say, didn't you die recently?" Lau, Kuroshitsuji

"Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer... Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer... " England from Hetalia.

"That was sad. My vital regions were forcibly taken by Prussia..." Austria from Hetalia

"Man up or I'll beat you with my Peace Prize!" Switzerland from Hetalia

"England: Bring on the fire, bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that not a trace remains...

America: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE SUMMONING THE DEVIL!" Hetalia

"I say we hit Italy first because the can't drive and are usually drunk!" America from Hetalia

"You know there's an arrow in my butt right?" Austria

"Christmas is about family and loving people. Now get bent." Switzerland from Hetalia.

"You have to be careful of wild animals. They may look cute but you can never be sure what they might do. Some of them have sharp fangs *something* poison so they can kill you. And if you decide to take one in don't take just one because they deserve to have friends." Switzerland

"Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really nice place

Even though I'm your prisoner you still give me food

And it doesn't suck like English food

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good

It'd be heaven for a dog

Yeah that's Germany

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust

You're crushing me with your intimidation

My fragility causes to openly weep out of fear, your women terrify me.

Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and the bust it on somebody's heeaaad?

Please don't come to my place in large mobs- German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo! " Italy, Hetalia

"Japan: Base...ball?

Translator: It's some type of game. You need a stick, a ball, and steroids." Hetalia

"Sensei, Sensei! Some old lady I don't know keeps clinging on to me!" Onigawara Hanasuke from Countdown 7 Days

"So today, Valentines Day, he was going on a Wailord to become a sparkley eggplant." Some No Subtitute drabble from Starri Studios. It was Rex/Lore.

"Ah, my sweet potato!" A Maplestory drabble. Also from Drabble Matic.

"How can he expect Freud to love someone with an angular manboob?" Another Maplestory drabble.

"I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!" Ferdinand I of Austria

SOMETIMES IT TAKES A VERY STUPID MAN TO SAVE A VERY STUPID WORLD" Dolphin-Fly

"And then they fucked the end." Dolphin-Fly


I just have the urge to put this here.

Cygnus: WHERE IS HAWKEYE

Cygnus: WE NEED THE SHARK THROWER

Evan: I think he died

Mikhail: at the beach

Evan: Or was that Eckhart

Cygnus: DOING WHAT?

Cygnus: DOING OZ?

jess56476: He's with Neinheart

Cygnus: DOING NEINHEART?

Mikhail: sight seeing with girls as per usual

Cygnus: WHILE DOING NEINHEART?

Evan: WHAT A MULTITASKER

If you understood any of that, I will love you forever.


Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong.

Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

Ans: *In his last battle

Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

Ans: *At the bottom of the paper

Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

Ans: *liquid

Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

Ans: *Marriage

Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure?

Ans: *Exams

Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

Ans: *Lunch and Dinner

Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple?

Ans: *the other half

Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become?

Ans: *It will simply become wet

Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping?

Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?

Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It?

Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built

Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?

Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

T or D still on hold because of school and its getting hard. Fill in the Blanks is sorta active, but I need requests. PokeSpe meets the game and How to Annoy Each Dexholder are on an indefinite hiatus. Sorry. Blame the bane of my life. Working on OGAMMs and an OC story/visual novel technically.

HEY! DO YOU KNOW A MISCELLANEOUS TALE OF NIGHT AND DAY (Amotodan) OR NO SUBSTITUTE BY STARRAN?! IF YOU DO, COME HERE:

http://starristudios.wikia.com/wiki/Starri_Studios_Wiki

BECAUSE WE NEED EDITORS! A LOT OF THEM! But seriously though, we do.


If you want to contact me, I only have a Tumblr, and like hell I'm giving my email.

TUMBLR: http://jess56476.tumblr.com/

Lots of Maplestory there.


1. GOLD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a GOLD unit! In order to ensure you have the best time with him, you might wanna read this. Rated T uhh... just in case?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-26-12 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
2. PokeSpe Truth or Dare » reviews
Exactly what the title says. Nothing is rejected. Except for anons. HIATUS due to the chapters getting deleted. STILL MAD!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-20-11 - Published: 12-19-11
3. Fill in the Blanks » reviews
Just filling some plot holes with no logic. Logic is expensive. Rated T because... because. Requests please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 5-31-11
4. RUBY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Are you having trouble with your prissy, possibly gay teen? Look no further!Here is everything you need to know about your RUBY unit.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-11 - Ruby - Complete
5. Pokespe Meets the Game reviews
DISCONTINUED due to chapters getting deleted. I'M STILL MAD! Point is, they get back somehow. Just leave it to your imagination.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-11
6. How to Annoy Each Dexholder reviews
Ever wonder how to really annoy a dexholder? Here's how. first fic. DISCONTINUED due to chapters getting deleted. I'M STILL MAD!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-29-11