Real Names: Don't matter.

Age: --

Race: African American

Fave song: There's a lot of songs I love!

Fave color: Lime green (what a color :) )

Fave book: Yankee-kun to Magane-chan, Fairy Tail

Fave show: Full Metal Panic

That's about all I'd wanna share. There's more coming!

These are a few shows that I like.

Fairy Tail. Favorite ships:

Natsu/Lisanna

Lucy/Loke

Lucy/Zeref

Lucy/Sting

Lucy/Rogue

Erza/Jellal

Juvia/Lyon

Edo Natsu/Edo Erza

Elfman/Evergreen

The things that I am:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun (actually, I don't roll like that).
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants (jeez the weez guys! why r u so caught up in your pervy acts?)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (actually, I'm straight)
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist (i'm trying to be a vegetarian but the hamburgers, the chicken noodle soup, I can't take it. But I'm not much of a meat fan. in fact, i eat most veggies than meat but still, i eat meat.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player (i just said I'm straight)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid (I'm actually really tired of fried chicken but kool-aid is still there :) )
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (um... not fat. I don't really eat much though.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (Yeah right)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth (O_O)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (it depends on the book)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob (did a guy write this one?)
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends

I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality

I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

ALL ABOUT YOU

The Basics:
Name: Alissa
Age: 13
School: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?!
Nationality: Nigerian
Hobbies: Going on Fanfiction and listening to music.

Love Life:
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No. Never have :(
Do you like someone?: Um, yeah
Does anyone like you?: I don't think so
Have you ever kissed anyone?: Does the cheek count?
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Of course!

Friendships
Who is your best friend?: Macy
Where did you meet them?: School
Did you lose any friends this year?: No
Gain any?: Definitely!
Meet a special friend?: Not really
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: Yeah

New Years Eve
Did you do anything at midnight?: I was asleep. At least that was what my parents thought... LOL!

Who did you spend it with?: My big bro, my sister, and the TV and couch.
Did you have any resolutions?: Not really.

Valentines Day
Did you have a Valentine?: No.
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: Well, no.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: No.

Summer
Did you go on vacation?: Heck YEAH!
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: Cruise on Carribean
How long was your summer break?: 2 and a half months
Did you get a tan?: No, I'm black already
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Nope! (I'm kinda proud of it)

Halloween
Did you go trick or treating?: No
If so, who did you go with?: --
Did you dress up?: No
Was it fun?: Yeah :)

Christmas
Who did you spend it with?: Family
Did Santa come to your house?: Aww that's so cute :) No
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Oh yes!

Your Birthday
Who did you spend it with?: Family and friends
What did you do?: Went to go bowling. I was second place :)
What did you get?: Deodorant.
When is it?: November 16

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
Kissed someone: NO!
Hugged someone: Yes
Electricuted yourself: No
Climbed more than 60 feet: No, I can't take the risk
Made a Youtube video: Yes
Lied to a loved one: Yes :( I feel bad though.
Had a nosebleed: No. I don't know how people get one so easily.
Gotten airsick: No
Been so bored, you just ate food: Yes
Not brushed your teeth for a day: Yes :( I hated that.
Not showered for a day: Yes
Drank alchohol: No
Smoked: No
Tried drugs: No
Had a pet: No.
Ran a marathon: No
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: No

5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?: No. I did play trumpet but I was horrible at that one and I hated it so.
Is mayonaise an instrument? Of course. If you consider playing with your food, then there's no reason that mayonaise isn't an instrument
2. Do you play any sports?: Yes!
3. Do you believe in 2012?: No
4. Do you like cheese?: No except if it's in hamburgers or pizza or something like that. Sure?
5. Do you honestly like Obama?: Yes

4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you?: No. I'm being honest. With the last one? Absolutely.
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: Of course! If the rat is deadly then yes. If the rat is friendly, never!
What kinda rat? Just told you.
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?: Best friend
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose?: 7 up!

3 How’s
1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: 24
2. How many siblings do you have?: 3
3. How did your last Christmas go? Okay.

2 When’s
1. When did you have your first kiss?: --
2. When did you last have a piece of cake?: My dad's birthday. From that day on, I was far away from a cake as possible.

1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you?: Now THIS is a question I'd LOVE to answer. AMAZED!

MAXIMUM RIDE QUESTIONS AND OPINIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

HECK YEAH! I love him!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

A little.

I3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Um... not much anymore.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Ah-ree

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Of course! Especially when Gazzy imitates his accent.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Hmm.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Nope. I don't squeal... Ok, rarely I do.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I kinda wanted to kill Angel. She just was too annoying, but the book still stayed in my hands.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy all the freaking way!

10. Do you like Jeb?

Sometimes, I feel sorry for him. Other times, I just roll my eyes at his annoying-ness

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

More of a 'I WANT THOSE!' face.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yes

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Nudge, eh. She didn't really annoy me much, but Angel--God!

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

The first one. It's the one that kept me going.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Nothing cheesy. No way. But... I don't know. Maybe a totally catchy, action-y song.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yeah!

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I truly thought it was Jeb. But it wasn't. I guess it might be... I'll get back to this.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Iggy.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The fact that the lady-what was her name?- thought she was Max's mom and that she thought Omega can beat her in that little competition. She didn't expect that now did she?

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Miggy. Fax died down a bit for me but I still kinda enjoy it.