Mad Vampire Poet
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since: 05-28-11, id: 2940951, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
country: UK
Author has written 20 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Ring/Ringu, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Yu-Gi-Oh, Twilight, Lost Boys, and Hunger Games.

Notice: If anyone notices that my story Juliet has gone missing, I have deleted it, because I thought it was melodramatic and a little bad. I will (possibly) be incorporating it as a full length fan fic to give more background, becasue I did like the idea.

I now have an account on fictionpress. Here's a link, in case I put anything up: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/866109/


Favourite Movies

The Ring and the Ring Two (15/PG-13)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (PG)
Insidious (15/PG-13)
The Lost Boys (15/R)
The Others (12/PG-13)
127 Hours (15/R)
The Grudge, and the Grudge Two (15/PG-13)
Red Riding Hood (12/PG-13)
Alice in Wonderland (PG)
Basil the Great Mouse Detective (U/G)
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U/G)
Van Helsing (12/PG-13)
Harry Potter Series (PG/12)
Beetlejuice (PG/15... yes, really. Imo, both the MPAA and the BBFC are stupid. Should be a PG-13/12)
Corpse Bride (PG)
Coraline (PG)
Death Becomes Her
The Hunger Games

Favourite Artists (as in music)
Rasputina, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Tarja Tururnen, Emilie Autumn, Linkin Park, Delain, We Are The Fallen, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Nickelback, The Clash, Nirvana
I also listen to Paramore, Green Day, Papa Roach, Puddle of Mudd, Florence and The Machine, Flyleaf, Adele, Avril Lavigne, Bon Jovi, The Killers and Taylor Swift. They're just not favourites.

5 things you never wanted to know about me:

I can do several hairstyles on myself from the Hunger Games film. I can do Katniss's braid, Prim's braids, Katniss's reaping style, Foxface's training style, Foxface's arena style and Clove's training style.

My favourite Buffy/Angel character is Spike... but if you've read my stories you'd probably guess that.

I'm about five foot one. I'm still growing, thankfully. Several months ago I was five foot zero... I seem to be growing an inch a year. Hopefully I'll stop growing in three years time, which would make me average height... Although I kinda doubt that.

I'm addicted to braiding my hair. And probably obsessed with hair as well.

I wear a lot of black. And all this is more than five facts anyway. What the hell.



1. Spike and Dru » reviews
A series of one-shots and stories focusing on the best vampires ever, Spike and Drusilla.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,673 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-21-13 - Published: 11-22-11 - Drusilla & Spike
2. Where Is the Blood » reviews
It is the 74th Hunger Games and Buffy Summers is chosen as tribute. But when she meets the other tribute, Liam, she grows too close to him for her liking... AU. Katniss and Peeta were never tributes, because it wouldn't make sense.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 8-4-12 - Buffy S.
3. Remember, Remember, The Fifth of November » reviews
Sequel to Fallen Angel. Takes place directly after, literally like a day after Fallen Angel. Everyone goes to England for Bonfire Night, but they get a little surprise... Rated to be safe, probably could still be a T. Changed it because of violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-16-13 - Published: 7-16-11 - Spike
4. Samara the Witch » reviews
AU. Samara survives. She crawls out of the well on the third day. Richard took her back to the Morgan Ranch, locking her in the barn again. Three years later, she gets a visitor, who goes by the name of Albus Dumbledore... Rating may change to T later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 8-12-11
5. The Little Ghost » reviews
The Emerson family and the Frog brothers get more than they bargained for when they leave the Murder Capital of The World for a vacation in Seattle.
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-24-12 - Published: 11-8-11 - Michael E. & Sam E.
6. Samara's Escape » reviews
When Drusilla encounters the cursed tape, Samara finally finds the family she's always wanted. But what of the vampire Damien, who desperately wants revenge on Spike? Will he complicate matters? Early chapter are poor, I will rewrite them when completed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,993 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 6-15-11 - Complete
7. The Basement reviews
Spike hated to be alone sometimes. But he hated the voices even more... My story about Spike while he was insane in the basement. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-12 - Spike & The First - Complete
8. The Doctor reviews
A poem about the Doctor. That's all there is to it, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-12 - Complete
9. The Samara Chronicles » reviews
Samara's diary from before and after she died. Starts a few years before she died, continuing afterwards. I just think her story is so interesting, so I wrote this. R&R.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 9-9-11 - Complete
10. My Life reviews
Sort of songfic about Samara. My lyrics, though. Samara reflects on what her life was like before she was left to die in the well.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-11 - Complete
11. Blackened Water reviews
Samara doesn't like being trapped. She waits in a well of blackened water until the day comes when she will be freed. A poem. Rated K plus for horror theme.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-11 - Complete
12. Why Won't She Understand Me? reviews
Yet another Samara poem by me. More or less directly after the events of the Ring Two, Samara thinks about Rachel. Please read and review. Or don't. Do whatever you want, really.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-11 - Complete
13. Pointless Crossover the Third reviews
Longer and slightly less pointless than the first two in the 'series'. The Frog brother receive an omious phone call and they and Sam Emerson are transported to Sunnydale, 2001.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-11 - Complete
14. Pointless Crossover the Second reviews
This is not quite a sequel to Pointless Crossover, it is only named so because it is exactly so. I could sum up the 'plot' in one line. But I'm not going to. Suffice to say, I hate Twilight, but I hope it's still funny to those who like it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-11 - Spike & Edward
15. Pointless Crossover reviews
Exactly what the title says it is. It's meant to be funny, but I may have failed a bit. Samara from the Ring is also in it, but I think somebody who hasn't seen the Ring will understand it. I apoligise for putting myself in the fic, but it had to be done.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-11 - Spike & Seto K. - Complete
16. Insomnia reviews
Samara never sleeps. And now she tells you why.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-11 - Complete
17. The Well reviews
Samara's thoughts as she died in the well. Oneshot.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-11 - Complete
18. Killing reviews
Samara reflects on why she kills. A poem.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-11 - Complete
19. Fallen Angel » reviews
When Angel and Angelus switch places, it's up to Buffy, Xander, Willow, Spike and a newly half human Drusilla to help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-13-11 - Published: 5-31-11 - Angel - Complete
20. Spike Trilogy reviews
Three poems about Spike. Please reveiw and tell me what you think of them.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-31-11 - Spike - Complete