UPDATE MAY 15, 2013: hello loves. Im sorry i've been offline for so long. I will be returning shortly, but I dont want my current feelings to effect my writing quality, but hopefully when I do return I'll have 3,000 word chapters to offer you all. Thank you for waiting. I've missed you all greatly.

Hello friendly neighborhood stalker! I am now on wordpress and tumblr. Please check my wordpress out for the main part of it. I will have my plans for the stories posted there (as a way to keep myself on track).

i have a rp forum made for the people who want to develop their ocs,enjoy playing with the actual characters

s, r or just plain pissin around. id really like to get people rping in both of the topics called rp room (1 or 2). i love all peeps joining and my goal is to make most of ya happy. :3

Reasons why i'm late updating...

1. "Oh crap! I lost my glasses!" *Percedes to search entire house for them* "I can't finnnnd them...TT_TT" *Goes to slap forehead and hits glasses* "...ohhhhh"

2. *opens eyes in the morning and hears my sisters fighting* "...Nope I'm not getting up today." *Closes eyes*

3. *playing with sound mixer* "A-ahhh... a-ahh... I lost my idea for the chaaapppter... So I don't dare moooooveee" *Mom yells that she got ice cream from the store* "Whhhhhaaaat kiiiinnnd" *She replies with cookies and cream* "ILLOOOVEEMYYMOOOMMMMM" *Goes and eats ice cream and forgets to update conveniently*

4. *Computer suddenly shuts down* "SHIT! Damn it... I should have listened to Ms. Murphy... she was right... Which is why...you remember... how to save with the keyboard... instead of being dumb...like me..."

5. "I was kinda busy with something important... Its called myself." (Originally said to my little sister when she asked me to teach her something on guitar or flute)

Story schedule for this week:

Hetalia from my computer DX:

Hetalia Axis Powers

Updates will be random for awhile, but will only happen once a week. I'm sorry but until I get into the groove of things, it won't be much more than that.

Expected end of Story: 40 chapters, then sequel, following Krystine, Russia, and Sammie as they attempt to find all the rest of the units who had been 'discharged' and stored/reprogrammed. (That's one of the ideas) It will either be called "Discharged Units" or whatever comes to mind the day I put the first chapter up.

Cake and Peppers: (???)

Death Note

Same thing as above. There is no current sequel planned out. I simply am going to do this fic and that will be it if no one shows interest. Also, Its a homoromantic OC story.

Age: square root of one hundred plus (24-12[42]-6) PLUS INFINITY!

hates: when people judge, rapists, twilight, homophobes, and like things.

likes: 3 doors down, Creed, Nickelback, Daughtry, Queen, Three Days Grace, All Time Low, Panic! at the disco, P!nk, Elton John, Durarara!!, Death Note, Gravitation, Hetalia:Axis powers, Naruto, yaoi, yuri, and more.

Oh! I have a wattpad account and a deviantart, both under the same name: DERANGEDauthor24

Deviantart: http://derangedauthor24.deviantart.com/

Wattpad: http://www.wattpad.com/user/DERANGEDauthor24

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North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X ) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X ) You're a good artist(so-so)
(X)You can be clumsy
(X ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( x) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X ) You would surrender in a war situation.

(9/10) for North Italy(O_O)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X ) You love tomatoes
( ) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (sailor's mouth...)
() You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
(x ) You rely on people a lot
(X ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( )You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( )You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
( ) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
( )You think everything over before saying it.
(X ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X ) You isolated yourself during childhood
(X ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan (O.o)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( )You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (I HAVE one...)
(X ) You wear glasses

(5/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X )You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
(X) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(5/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

( ) You're very *erm* affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself (exceedingly so)
(X) You love culture and the arts
( X) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(4/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

( ) You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( X) You wear a scarf all the time (IHAVE his scarf)
(X ) You love sunflowers
( )You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
(X ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
(x ) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X ) You love Hello Kitty (Little earmuffs, 4 shirts, and a pair of gloves.)
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X ) You work hard
(x ) You're good at drawing (so so)
(X) You like sweets (LOVE THEM!)

(8/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(x ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
( x) You wear glasses

(6/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X ) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey (Hate it. I always end up with bruises when I play. :/)
(X) You love polar bears
(X ) You hate fighting
( ) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (On somedays...)
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X ) You feel under-appreciated
( ) You're bilingual
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
( ) You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edge ways

(1/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very motherly
(X ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very impolite
(X ) You and your best friend are an odd couple.
(X ) You are graceful one moment and crazy the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid being dependent on someone quite well
( X) You're not always taken seriously
( ) You like drinking
(X ) You want to become stronger

(3/10) for Prussia

Meh, I redid it cuz i saw that i was some of the things i didnt mark. _"

I'm most like North Italy. lol

Favorite Quotes:

If its on the road during the day, its probably dead. If its not dead it has rabies. This is why i think people should stay off of the city roads during the day. You're either dead or have rabies"-My Mom on a trip to the big city XD

"ladadada- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SQUIRREL?! oh what what what what what WHAT THE HELL??!" - ...me...alone at home XD

Me: "mom can i have a bazooka?"

Mom: "Why?"

Me: "I need to...uh...ward off random guys and rapists???"

Dad: "sure but only if i get one to do the same! >:D"

Me and mom: "...BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH" -saturday morning XD

"Faithy i LUVS YOU! ...go do the dishes before i take away your 'fortutfiude of doom'" -mom

Favorite colours:

blue, black, green, yellow, gray, violet, purple, midnight blue, sparkle, panda, yellow, green, red, orange, orgasm, yeller, pencil, gray, SQUIRREELLL