HI! I'm 2white!

NOTE AS OF AUTUMM OF 2012

I will be taking down stories that I wrote when I was twelve...no explanation should be neccessary. The rest, if I feel they can be rewritten well, I will re-write them.

THINGS IN THE PIPELINE

Re-writing the Contact Recon Series

Re-writing Artemis's Rules (One chapter at a time)

Finishing The World Can Fit Two

Plenty of rough ideas are being written, so if anyone needs ideas..

Favorite Series

Artemis Fowl

Alex Rider

Stravaganza

Lorien Legacies

Narnia

Lord of the Rings

Seven Kingdoms Trilogy

Anything by Eoin Colfer

Percy Jackson

Tres Navarre

Sherlock Holmes

The Hunger Games

Gregor the Overlander

The Beautiful Creatures Series

The Divergent Trilogy

The Chronicles of Faire

The Beyonders

The Missing

The Shadow Children

TV SHOWS

Grimm

NCIS

Merlin

Sherlock

Alice

Danny Phantom

Doctor Who

Stuff i found to copy and paste:

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, Kingdomwriter34 2whitie

Here I have the guts to say what I think of certain ships form any fandom I want and I won't care if you send me a PM that says how I should just shut up.

Artemis/Holly- I love this ship. They've been through alot, it makes sense to ship them. Even if you consider it cliche.

Artemis/Butler- I saw this once. No, just no. Why would you fill our heads with freaky visions of the dates these two would have?

Holly/Mulch- Um, why? Yes, they both have sarcastic humor, but that is the only freaking thing they have in common.Yes, people. There are Holly/Mulch shippers.

Holly/Butler- This is almost a repeat of what I think of the H/M ship. They're both soldiers, only thing they have in common. End of discussion.

Holly/Foaly-PEOPLE THINK A/H IS WEIRD? this is even worse! they are friends!

Holly/Trouble-Hes hardly in the books1 Mentioned in bk 1, didnt even take up a page in bk 2, was mentioned in bk 4, was briefly mentioned in the end of bk 6, and called them in bk 7. Wow.

Artemis/Minerva-Minerva is a mary-sue

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If animal abuse makes you cry, copy and paste this into your profile.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile (I live in books!)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile (I even argue with video games! YAY!)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! (Love it!!!)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile (Those teens in those horror movies would still be alive if they would have listened!)

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Cookies r da' bomb!!

Conversation of my friends:

Come to the dark side, we have cookies-come to the light ide, we arnt fat

Come to the dark side, we have hot boys-come to the light side, we arnt pregnant

If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!! (Newsies is the best!)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile (What did they do before internet? Oh ya, nothing evidently...)

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

"I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.

You know what gets me?( this will only make since to AF fans) My name doesn't have one J in it, but my parents insist on calling me 'Jay-Jay'. Now, it stands for 'Joesph Junior' because I'm so much like my dad, but me being the AF fan that I am, thought this when my parents started calling me Jay-Jay:

'So you guys think I'm a lemur?'

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

I laughed SO HARD the first time I read this.

Quotes from the all-awesome AF books-

"Artemis the hunter. I hunted you

So if you paint a kitchen, you get a tatoo

dont you mock my birthmrk, which i may or may not have

we are in a snow white production, as dwarfs. Of corse, my partner was meant to play dopey if you get my drift

If alive, plz help. if not, wrg number

yeah, i know you, you have your own page in the crimminaly inane section of the history books

A conversation my friends have

Me: I LOVE ARTEMIS

Paperclip: Im In love with Anubis

FN: Who do i get then? Mulch?

Paperclip and Me suddenly think about what holly said: "Wow, Mulch. Looks like you found an intellectual parter. Too bad JJ wasnt a female, then you could marry him"

*both look at each other and laugh

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .

RANDOM THINGS

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Im not short! Just fun size.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Global warming killed Frosty

Screw world peace- I want a pony

The police never think its as funny as we do

I never finish anyth

I love math- 11=11

Trust me. I'm a Jedi

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

RANDOM THINGS

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon,Whiskas1393, 2whitie

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you frequintly Mrs.spell words that you shud no, untie with me and coffee this two yoor proefil

If you get confused and forget what you're going to say just because a fly buzzes by your head...never mind, I forgot what this was...

ifq yoo sux ats seppllingq, copee dis.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/spiders, copy this into your profile.

If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?)

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (again now they tell me)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock)

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1.YOUR REAL NAME: 2whitie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): 2whizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): matteblackflyingsquirrle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alexandria Hunter

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Cluwheno

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Iceblue Ale8

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Huaouho

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Po

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *clasified

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Evil Mango

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Green saber

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I's the dark side. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU COOKIES?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't

All pigs are equal, some are more equal than others.

Sometimes you won't get these refrences. Don't Panic!