|Thalia Daughter of Zeus|
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A good friend will teach me how to drive. A best friend will help me roll my car into a lake so i can collect insurance (thats you M).
-A good friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place (once again, M).
-A good friend will help me find my way when i'm lost. A best friend is probably the one burning all the maps and messing with my compasses (xD That's you Rose).
Reality continues to ruin my life. T_T
ONE DAY EMOS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH --cough-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughcough--HAHA (choking now!!)
If soap falls on the floor is it dirty? If so how do you clean it?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Life Rules, Sayings and Guidelines
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you all think all the same way.
It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!
Don't look at me in that tone!
WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasonal cliff...
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
Why spell it out to you, if I can scream it in your face?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
The past is just the future with the lights on.
"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
If you know me, chances are, you hate me.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
I've written quite a few songs... I'll just have to get around to posting them some day...
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