Zenzak101
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since: 05-28-11, id: 2942865, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
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Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Summon Night.

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Name: Just call me Zack

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Sup everybody! I'm Zenzak101 and I'm from America! Alright, I've been a fan of anime ever since i was a real little kid. My cousin suggested that I should try out fan fiction some time, and here i am! I am a big fan of literature, I am a big fan of a good romance novel (Except Twilight. I HATE Twilight). And I'm an even bigger fan of a good romance Anime.

Here are the animes I like: Bleach, Kekkishi, Yugioh, yugioh GX, yugioh 5ds, (Don't know about Zexal quite yet), Cardfight!!! Vanguard, IS: Infinite Stratos, Blood Plus, Code Geass, Pokemon (Why don't they have that on this website?), Dragon Ball (All of them), Angel Beats, Full Metal Alchemist (Brother hood and original), Eureka Seven, Vampire Knight, Darker than Black, Ghost in the Shell, Fooly Cooly (I know that it isn't an anime but an OVA, but I like it and count it as an anime), cowboy bep bop, Shakugan no Shana, and thats about it.

Here are the book series's and books I like: Artemis Fowl, any book by Christopher Paloni, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 39 clues, Dragon Rider, Holes, Where the red ferns grow, Pillage, Scorpions, Maniac Magee, Red Scarf Girl, the Chronicles of Narnia (All of them), and the Phantom Toll Booth (I can't think of any thing more)

I'm gonna ask a couple questions, and if you pm me the answer, i'll post it on my profile.

If you could have any monster in yugioh be your duel spirit, would would it be? (Dark Magician Girl or Magician's Valkeria: Zenzak101/Gagaga magician: Ryuzakimk7 )

If you could have one card un-banned in yugioh, what would it be? (Pot of Greed: Zenzak101/ heavy storm: Ryuzakimk7)

If you could have a couple things that a protagonist from yugioh owns EXCEPT trading cards, what would it be? (Visor's Duel runner, Yuma's necklace, Kalin's harmonica, and yusei's facility mark: Zenzak101/Yuma's necklace, and Zane's custom duel academy uniform: Ryuzakimk7)

If you wished that one arch type in yugioh would fade out of existance, what would it be? (Six Samurai's: Zenzak101)

If you could create one arch type, what w
could it be and what would be the trump card? (The Tainted Fighters. Trump Card: Tainted Paladin: Zenzak101) And if so, can I use your ideas for my future fan fics? I'll give you all the credit.

What is your favorite final fantasy character? (Cecil/Cloud/Lightning: Zenzak101/Lightning: Lordsoftheroses)

Top Chuck Norris Jokes

Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9 percent of bacteria, Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, they were then called the islands.

Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris wrote down violence as every answer to the question. He got an A because he solves all his problems with violence.

If you type in Chuck Norris on google and you spell it wrong, it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" Instead, it says "Run while you still have a chance."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a Unicycle.

Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in three moves.

A cobra bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

The boogyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Super man owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

If it looks lie chicken, it taste like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, it's freaking beef.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Bill Gates lives in fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris clogged a toilet, while urinating.

Chuck Norris didn't survive a Jigsaw trap, Jigsaw survived a Chuck Norris trap.

Chuck Norris will do nothing for a Klondike bar.

When NASA sent the first rocket into space, Chuck Norris was already there.

Chuck Norris can close a door open.

When god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Chuck Norris said "For only half a day."

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the theory of evolution: It's just a list of animal's Chuck Norris allows to live.

The reason the lion's can't win the super bowl is because they are not supported by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, it's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) Chara-the-fire-lover (pandora hearts, fullmetal alchemist, or yugioh GX) khlover91 (Yugioh GX) Nyx'sBlackRose (Yu-Gi-Oh!/Gx/5d's and Yu Yu Hakusho) Zenzak101 (Durara, Full Metal Alchemist, Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Yugioh 5d's, Cardfight Vanguard, Baka and test, code geass, and Angel Beats)

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hear the voices of your RPG and Original characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think war is pointless, post this on your profile and add your name. Zenzak101

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If you think Six Samurai's (Yugioh Arch-type for people who don't know) are gay when you face them, but are awesome when you play them, don't be afraid and post this onto your profile.

If you have a fan fic with a squeal, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Hoffman didn't deserve to get locked in the bathroom, post this on your profile to honor him.

If you think dying by getting injected by a ton of needles and having acid get pumped into, dissolving you from the inside out is harsh, post this onto your profile.

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If you know the name of the Saw theme, post this onto your profile.

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If you think it sucks Edward lost his alchemy powers, post this onto your profile.

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If you can listen to a song for hours on end and STILL am not sick of it, be proud and post this on your profile, add your name and that song. Zenzak101 (Saw theme song, Your rival theme from heart gold and soul silver, Cynthia's theme, ETC)

If you want a Saw VIII, post this onto your profile!

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If you think Cynthia is the best champion, post this onto your profile.

If you can't beat Red for the LIFE of you, post this on your profile.

If you've noticed that a lot of characters that are NOT gym leaders are named after some kind of color or mineral, post this on your profile.

If you hate one of your teachers, post this on your profile.

If CHuck norris is like a god to you, post this on your profile.

If you like more than 5 genre's music, post this on your profile.

-95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon, WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Leader S, LightDarkandChaos, Nevermore Raven, Anna Marcelli Palmer, BlazingAmber, Upsilon Four,Zenzak101

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

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iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]

Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}

I'mDifferent-GetOverIt (daughter of Athena)

gingerroot15 (daughter of Athena)

Alicia H. Heart(PJOfanus supremus)


Zenzak101 (Embodiment of Hades)


If you ever found yourself screaming at your TV or computer because someone did something stupid movie, post this on your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Some Random Crap:

Now it's time for the epic battle between Red and some Random trainer

Trainer) Go Arceus! (LV. 100)

Red) Go, Chuck Norris! (LV. 1)

Trainer) Arceus, use Judgment

It doesn't do a thing

Trainer) What the hell?

Red) Chuck Norris! Use round house Kick!

Arceus fainted.

Trainer) Umm, go Lugia! (LV. 100) Lugia, use Aero Blast!

Doesn't do anything

Red) Chuck Norris! Use glare!

Lugia fainted

Trainer) This is ridiculous! Go, Ho-oh! (LV. 100) Use sacred fire!

Doesn't do a thing

Trainer) Come on!

Red) Chuck Norris, round house kick!

Ho-Oh fainted

Trainer) Go mewtwo! (LV. 100) Use shadow ball

Doesn't do anything

Trainer) For the love of christ!

Red) Use glare.

Trainer) NO!

Mew-Two fainted

Trainer) Come on out, Darkrai! (LV. 100) Use dark void!

Doesn't do anything.

Trainer) This can't be happening

Red) Chuck Norris, use Round House kick!

Darkrai fainted

Trainer) I'm doomed! Go, Magikarp! (LV. 1) Use splash!

Chuck Norris fainted. Red is out of usable pokemon! You win!

Trainer) WTF! How did my magikarp kill Chuck Norris?

Red) I dunno. Bye! (Leaves)

Trainer) Okay, this makes no sense whatsoever

(If you liked that epic battle, post it on your profile!)

Epic Battle Between Ash and Lance: 1 Pokemon each, winner take all.

Lance) Go, dragonite! (100)

Ash) Go, Magikarp! (1)

Lance) Okay, Dragonite, hyper be-

Ash) Magikarp! Use Docter Octigonopus!

Lance) That doesn't even make sense!

Dragonite feinted

ZENZAK's TOP TENS
This is something I wanted to do. This is how I would rate the topic, and is purely my opinion. I'll tell you why I chose it too.

Top Ten Underused but Useful Yugioh Cards

10. Shibi-Warrior Taro: I choose this one because it is one of the best stall card ever. It can't be killed in battle, and can be reused if it's effect is triggered, unlike spirit reaper. Plus it's a tuner.

9. Psychic Life Trancer: This is number nine because of two things. It is amazing for setting up awesome combos for a Banish Psychic deck. The other thing is its massive LP gain. I mean, one time, I got three of them out at once and I kept gaining 3600 life points per turn. END OF DISCUSSION

8. Steelswarm Moth: THEE most powerful card in any steelswarm deck if you ask me. Since there isn't really any bounce protection in the game, it is dangerous for clearing the field for your opponent.

7. Yubel - The Ultimate Nightmare: A truly powerful card if you can get him out. If you can combine him with a high attack beater, the game is pretty over unless your opponent is very lucky.

6. Sephylon, the Ultimate Time Lord: IS A BEAST, if you can get him out quick enough. I gotta say, he's surprised me so much that he costs me the game. If you wanna use him, I would suggest using him in lightsworns, as they are the easiest to get him out.

5. Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive: One of the best forms of draw support I can think of.

4. Gatling Dragon: Is amazing. All I can say. If you can power it up with a power bond and a limiter removal, plus clear your opponents field full of monsters, your opponent is DOOMED.

3. Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon: Is a 3000 beater that can be special summoned easily and can stop traps and spells from activating when it declares an attack. Need I say more?

2. Ultimate Axon Kicker: Is an amazing card. First of all, HE CAN"T BE KILLED BY EFFECT! SO that means he's there to stay. The only 2 practical ways to kill him is by super polymerization or by a higher attack, such as blue eyes. Another thing is that your opponent can't defend against him, because he has piercing. The final thing is that whenever he destroys a monster by battle, you gain that in life points, which is very helpful.

1. Demise, King of Armageddon: In my opinion, he is the strongest card in the history of yugioh. The cost may be a little steep, but if you use him the way i do, I can get 4 beaters the same turn I summon demise. So yeah, he's the best.

Top Ten Cutest Cards ever

10. Esper Girl: I dunno, I kinda like the blank eyes she had. She reminds me of Cho for some reason...

9. Amazoness Trainee: I sort of like that determined look in her eye...she just seems cute to me. Like a model...

8. Kuribon: Who doesn't feel all cute and cuddly when they see this puff ball? Thats all I'm saying

7. Effect Veiler: She reminds me of a fairy mixed with an adorable 7 year old girl.

6. Rescue Rabbit: You gotta admit that the thing IS PRECIOUS!!! With that hat on it, it is sooooo cute!

5. Cloudian Smoke Ball: You look into it's eyes without having your heart melting instantly.

4. Harpie Chick: NO COMMENT

3. Valkyrie of the Nordic Ascendents: Same as Effect Veiler.except she looks more majestic.

2. Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle: It's eyes glimmer, just like the ruby on it's tail!

1. Happy Lover: This is by far the cutest card in the game. No contest...I SAID NO CONTEST!

Top Ten Hardest to Get Out Cards
10. Berserk Dragon: It's pretty rare to get him out in my opinion.

9. Valkyrion the Magna Warrior: I don't know. It always poses a problem to have all three Magnet Warriors in my hand or the field at the same time.

8. Ma'at: Isn't a very hard card to get out if you put your mind to it, but difficult non the less. NEXT!

7. Blue Eyes Shining Dragon: To me, this is a tricky card to summon because you need to get out a blue eyes ultimate dragon, which is really, really, really, REALLY hard for me.

6. Frost and Flame Dragon: This is hard because of one thing: WHO THE HELL RUNS A FIRE AND WATER DECK? There's the question of the day, folks. If some one has a fire and water deck, can you tell? That's something I'm interested to see.

5. Armityle the Chaos Phantom: You need a lot of time on your hands to make a deck centered around this bad boy.

4. Dimensional Jet Iron: You need to get four hard to get out monsters for him. Yeeeaaah, NEXT!

3. Machina Force: If you can get this bastard out, you are chuck norris.

2. The Creator God of Light, Horakhty: You need to tribute THE THREE Egyptian God cards. Practically impossible.

1. Sophia, the Creator: Alright, this CARD IS IMPOSSIBLE to bring out. You need to banish a ritual, a synchro, an xyz, and a fusion to summon her. Hehe, GOOD LUCK!

For all of you who believe that doomsday will happen, take this note: IT WON"T!

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED: See top of profile.

Alright everybody, thats all for now. Laterz.


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Kane Arnold suddenly wakes up in the Arcadia movement with no idea who he is. All he can remember is his dueling skills and his name. How will our hero save the world if he can't remember anything?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 8-29-11
2. Summon Night: the Second Edge reviews
Takes place 20 years after Summon Night: Swordcraft Story. The son of Cleru and Sanary is chosen for a tournament to decide 7 more craftlords to serve alongside the original 7. But what is the reason of this sudden event? Please review. Accepting OCs.
Summon Night - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-12
3. King of Cards: Evolution » reviews
Sequel to king of Cards. It's been a year since Haru and the gang defeated the hunters. One day, Haru finds a poster to a grand tournament. They end up joining. Something evil is lurking in that tournament. Can Haru save the world again? Please review.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,901 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 7-31-11
4. League of Champions » reviews
Aaron Kingston moved to Japan when he was twelve. Soon, when he arrived there, he heard of a yugioh league called the league of champions. Read to find the struggles he goes through to be the best. Please review.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-11 - Published: 7-9-11
5. King of Cards » reviews
Alright everybody! This is my very first fan fic. This story is set around a rich kid who just wants to be like a normal kid. As he becomes the best duelest ever, he notices that something evil is happening. Please review!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Complete
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