Author has written 9 stories for Bubblegum Crisis, Teletubbies, and CSI. Pen name: Priss-Asagiri41
Email: Priss_Asagiri41@hotmail.com
I Like: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, Bubble Gum Crisis, Tigers, Eric Szmanda, Tango & Cash, and Inspector Rex.
My favourite pairings are:
Catherine/ Grissom, Horatio/ Adelle, and Priss/ Leon
Favourite CSI quotes: Grissom: Can I fingerprint your spigot?
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Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg and UNEMPLOYED boy.
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“Slaves of Las Vegas”
NICK: Hey, hey. Liquid latex. Like the kind we found in the dumpster and on
the vic. Hand me a bindle will you? You know what I just realized?
CATHERINE: Hmm?
NICK: None of this weirds me out anymore.
CATHERINE: People are just as twisted in their own living rooms. The props are
different here. That's all.
NICK, Well, not everybody's twisted.
CATHERINE: Everybody, Nick. Wake up and smell the species.
NICK: Catherine, do you really think that those freaks out there, running
around with their little dog collars on getting spanked are the same as you and
me?
CATHERINE: Just because you never did it doesn't mean you never could.
NICK: No way, never gonna happen.
(CATHERINE turns the camera on NICK. She looks at him for a moment through the
lens, then puts the camera down.)
CATHERINE: Hey, relax, Nick. All I'm saying is you're human.
NICK: Hey, man, my mom and dad are human, and ...
CATHERINE: There's one thing you learn on this job is that human beings are
capable of anything.
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LADY HEATHER: When I thought Zoe was ready to hear it, I told her, "Honey,
there are a lot of things you can give a man -- your body, your time, even your
heart. But the one thing you can never, ever, ever let go of is your power."
CATHERINE: All my mother ever said to me was "Cash up front."
“The Last Laugh”
BRASS: Welcome to the tragedy hall. Hey, you hear the one about the comedian
who died onstage? (beat) Literally.
CATHERINE: Buh-du-bum.
BRASS: I'll be here all week.
CATHERINE: Maybe he slipped on a banana peel.
BRASS: Buh-du-bum. |