Presenting: Spanking the Monkey!

Hosted by: Roselover24 (Sue) From SYTYCW
Co-hosts: BellaFlan and Magnolia822
Judges: SnowWhiteHeart, DiamondHeart78, Kassiah, Daniel Gale, Goldenmeadow and Violhaine

What is spanking the monkey? It’s wank! That’s right: your prompt is simply wank. Why? Because we are pervs.

So...

Whether Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Jacob or Carlisle is
spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, charming the snake, flogging the bishop, holding the sausage hostage, Jerkin the gerkin, polishing the family jewels, thinking of your mom, polishing the pole...

Or...

Bella, Alice, Rosalie or Esme is
saucing the taco, rubbing the nub, feeding the bearded clam, flickin’ the bean, Thinkin of your mom, feeding the meter, rubbing the muff, Being Houdini and making three fingers disappear...

Just give us your best, smut-filled masturbation scene. We do not care who is doing it or why, we just just wanna see the sexin' of the alone variety. You may include voyeurism, BDSM, lemons, cheese play or whatever floats your boat, so long as there is a graphic wank scene (see contest limitations).

Rules

Length: nine inches. Oh, wait, we mean 1k to 5k words (This isn’t War and Peace).
Genre: Angst! Just kidding. Actually, go for it. We double dog dare you. Any genre is cool
Rating: M only! Readers, judges and participants are all over 18.
Pairing: Any, but see content limitations. Also, there must be wankage. Lots of graphic wankage.OR self loving of the female variety if the female does not have something to wank
Content Limitations: NO incest, bestiality, rape, RPF (we find it just as offensive as the other limitations) or pedophilia. Offending submissions will be disqualified upon receipt.
Number of Entries: 1 single entry per author plus 1 collaboration
Outtakes: Yes, they are permitted. BUT the story should stand on its own as a separate O/s. In other words, readers should be able to read, know everything they need to know, and not have to refer to the original fic.
Continuations: omg who’s really gonna continue a one-shot wank story... I mean, 70 chapters of wanking? Seriously? Do you have severe emotional problems?

All submissions will be validated upon receipt for adherence to rules and a base level of quality.
The use of a beta is highly suggested; no resubmits if a submission is rejected. Judges cannot participate, beta, or pre-read submissions.
Pimpage is allowed and encouraged, but should be kept to only that - promotion. No holding chapters for ransom, no bribery, no inappropriate involvement from your fellow authors (ie they can’t bribe their readers to vote for you). If we find out that you aren’t playing fair, we’ll disqualify.

Winners Chosen by
Public vote (1st place, 2nd place and 3rd place)
Judges’ Scores (judges will be awarding winners in five categories based on scores)

Prizes: Bragging rights and an awesome banner by catonspeed!

Important Dates

Closed for submissions!

Popular Voting from July 8 - July 21st

Winners announced on July 25th on Twitter, Twificnews, and wherever else we can find. If there are enough entries, we’ll podcast it live.

Submissions should include the following in the header...

Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey! For additional contest entries, please visit: www.fanfiction.net/~spankthemonkey4u

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