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Author has written 6 stories for Glee, X-Men: The Movie, Hunger Games, CSI: Miami, Inception, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
Welcome to my profile page that I have no idea what to put on it, so I'll just put up everything I can think of that won't give away who I am. My stories (surprisingly plural by now, but not being updated too fast) are down at the bottom. If you want, skip over this stuff. Maybe leave a review or two. I don't know, it's up to you, but I'd really like it if you reviewed or maybe answered the poll at the top.
Always remember: Reviews are forever ADORED by people. Me, especially. Seriously. It'll make my day twenty times better. I review you or PM you, you can help me out and do the same for me. Yeah, it's that simple. A word-symbol-emoticon or a twenty page letter, I don't care. Just tell me what you think in some form of feedback.
I have been the following pen names: soulishuman371343, Lori.Is.Unique.090399 Sticking with Spiral-of-Fools. Nothing can convince me otherwise.
I got my penname from the song My Body by Young the Giant--I just rearranged some words.
Things That Hopefully Won't Help You Connect The Dots About Who I Am:
I am that nerd with a serious case of social awkwardness in the back of the class who never talks. Except, you know, for the times I do talk to people that aren't the teachers or strangers. I talk to friends because, what do you know, I know them. Until I scare them off with my extreme nerdiness, impressions and all.
I stare at people a lot. I don't mean to, it just happens. Especially with the guy I like.
I read manga and comics, watch anime and cartoons, make references no one gets, and jokes I have to explain half the time.
I'm seriously afraid of spiders, clowns, forgetting things, and also ducks watching me (I swear, the government sniped that duck and set it there to watch me creepily).
I rant a lot and surf YouTube and Wikipedia for no reason.
I am a professional fangirl, Danosaur, Phillion, and--well, I'm really into the British YouTube community. Also the American one, but British people steal my heart.
I speak some Spanish and fluently speak English and Klakalakalakalong. I want to learn French.
Favorite superheroes are Batman (with a sidekick of Robin and Nightwing) and Kitty Pryde (with Lockheed) while my favorite villains are the Joker (accompanied by Harley Quinn) and Loki (alongside no one but the wonderful, wonderful Tom Hiddleston).
I asked for a bunch of superhero/villain accessories, superhero/villain costumes, comic books, and pretty much everything related to comic books for Christmas, along with Horatio Caine sunglasses, Sherlock Holmes bubble pipes, hats, and those coat-cape things, bubblegum, and a life-size stuffed giraffe that didn't come from a taxidermist. I didn't get any of them. What a world.
I haven't found my Greek god parent, even though I took the test and it was like, "You belong to four different parents!" Yeah, sure I do. I learned in Health class it takes a mommy and a daddy to make a baby. No polygamy stuff. Maybe gods work different?
I have a dog and a cat that kind of want to eat each other. They enjoy eating my homework and laying on me to sleep so I'm immobile until they wake up. That is my excuse for everything these days. And the one that goes, "I'm so sorry, I'll do better next time, I promise, I'm just so overwhelmed with everything, I hope you understand, thank you for getting it, goodbye."
I want to learn to play the saxophone. All I can play right now is the recorder, kazoo, and guitar . . . kind of. But I hate that kid who's in my Spanish class and played the saxophone to Glad You Came every time we entered and left a classroom when we went around caroling. I want to break his saxophone and whoever taught him that.
I have a blog that is probably never going to have anything posted on it, but might if I can find the time. Right. That'll happen. Go to: http://bloatedbluebanana.blogspot.com
I also have a YouTube that will never have a video on it. It's a fact of life. I can't do anything related to the Internet that well, so I tend to avoid it as much as possible. Unless there's something I like, then I only stray to that. Anything outside my comfort zone induces extreme "WHAT-HAVE-I-DONE-I-RUINED-EVERYTHING" reactions when a wrong button is pressed, nervous butterflies all over the place, serious blushing, shaking, and over-the-top frustration and creative curses. Plus, I don't have a camera.
My daily life is pretty much summarized in the author's notes in all of my stories that aren't published. I am a procrastinator. No wonder I have so little stories on here out of the ten million on my laptop. Probably because I zone out every ten seconds to finish the things I didn't finish earlier that were meant to be finished then so I'm behind on the things that were meant to be finished at that time. It's confusing. I'm confused.
Currently Working On:
I'm currently working on a boatload of new stories I'm in the middle of writing and ones that are still in the thought process for all sorts of things I'm intersted in (such as X-Men: Evolution, CSI: Miami, Inception, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Revolution, Avengers, etc.) , along with my in-progress ones. I will eventually finish them. If not now, then later--it doesn't matter how long it takes (well, I guess it does, but know they will be done). My mind tends to skip around while I'm writing and I've been busy lately. I just need to get back into the things they're all about.
Even though I'm free from some of my other commitments outside of FanFiction.net, I have some bad news. I've been away from it for so long, I'm having a lot of trouble getting back in. My muses have disappeared over a four month period and all the ideas I've had have totally slipped my mind. It doesn't help that I also lost the sticky notes that had new story plots. But I am doing my best to get back into the swing of things. I'm still reading and reviewing and fangirling and the whole shebang, I'm just struggling with writing and finishing my stories. I SHALL TRIUMPH!
Little side note, nothing too big: I'm writing a story that won't be posted here or on my deviantART.com or wattpad.com page. I don't have a tumblr and I don't plan to get one for this because it's just a little joke I have with my friend. If anyone is interested in it, PM me and I'll get back to you on it. I almost feel guilty saying it, but it's a smut my friend likes to say will become "smexy lemonade" about Danny and an OC I made based off my friend. It's all because of this huge conversation we had when she finally started watching Revolution. I love that show, so if you like it, maybe we can talk? Danny, Monroe, Miles, and kind of Jason are my sunshines of the show.
That's it for now. I hope I'll get more inspiration soon.
(My writing style changed really fast, so don't judge me too harshly on the first few stories I published. I was new and they were awful, but they were my first and I love them still, so they're staying. For the record, I'm not a Mary-Sue. I just love OCs to pair with my favorite characters.)
Thanks to anyone who PM-d me, reviewed, favorited, or followed any of my stories. It definitely means a lot to me.
Spiral-of-Fools, signing off.
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