Hello, all. My name is Kel (really), and I'm better known as the hellish co-writer of Tie Kerl, King of the Idiots. Just so everyone knows, when we joke around like that, it doesn't mean we hate each other. It means we loath the other entirely, and if we knew where they lived, we'd hunt them down and gut them like a fish. :)
Anyway, my favorite pairings are any type of slash. Holly/Juliet is the best ship in the world, and I will fight to the death for it! Okay, need my pills ... There we go. Holly/Foaly comes in second, with Holly/Root in third, although it's almost a tie with Butler/Root. Artemis/Butler is up there, along with Root/Briar. No matter what Tie says, I think there's a different side to Julius ...
Despite my somewhat morbid personality, I love animals, and am a vegetarian. No jokes, please. Yes, I love reading and writing dark, depressing crap, although most of my dark fics turn out sounding like Stephen King crossed with Rowling ...
I only have a few stories of my own on my computer so far, and they're all going through some serious editing before they're fit for human eyes, so I'm a beta and muse to the before mentioned Tie Kerl.
One thing I'm disappointed in as far as AF fan fiction goes is the serious lack of incest. I mean, there are only two fics with it out there, and only one is, in my opinion, worth reading. I'm likely to get an inbox full of threats for this, but I honestly think a Dom/Juliet incest fic would work. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'd love to see one. I lack the talent (and courage) to pull it off, but someone's got to be itching to write one. Come on, show yourself!
I have recently discovered Cats and what twisted plots I can weave out of it. Old Deuteronomy has so much potentional, and yet he is the most underused character aside from Exotica. I mean, Munkustrap's in every single story, and he doesn't even have his own bloody song.
Anyway, this bio is officially over. Yay.
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