2/11/13: Sorry for the long absence aha but yeah I'm kinda on a hiatus from this account right now. I should stop procrastinating shouldn't I... well. I will someday. :)

WELCOME! Enter at your own risk...actually, never mind. There's nothing terrifying here...

I'm still slowly revamping Dark Angel, blah blah.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own or claim my avatar aren't mine. Credits go to their original artists.

Name: you can just call me Gummy or something :)

Age: It's a lady's secret... (but no I'm not in college yet)

Random stuff: favorite color purple. I'm a girl. I like comedies because...they're funny. Duh. I hate horror movies (yet I watched Woman in Black, aren't I a mass of contradictions?) bugs, weird foods (like pig brains). Asian and proud of it. I'm also a book nerd, unless I'm on the computer. Which is a lot, actually. I am sibling to one preteen sister, who's very strange. o.O

I live in Texas, USA, in some suburban town next to a bigger, quite well known city that starts with the letter D. Give you any hints?

Favorite mangas: Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHolic, Naruto, Bleach, Beauty Pop, a little bit of Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Nightmare Inspector, Fairy Tail. Kuroshitsuji (YES PLEASE), Death Note (cough dat fanfiction cough), Bakumon

Animes I think are cool and you should watch: Avatar the last airbender, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Ao no Exorcist, Naruto Abridged :D and Naruto. Kuroshitsuji (I love SEBASTIAN) and Code Geass, Darker Than Black, Ghost Hunt, Sword Art Online, Project K

Naruto is by far my most favorite anime/manga. I doubt there will ever be another anime/manga that has made me so obsessed/enraptured/adore as much as Naruto. That's not to say there aren't plenty of other good ones... Although I'm not going to talk about it too much or else I'd never stop talking. Yes, Naruto is awesome. If you don't like it, you might as well leave this page right now! AND I MEAN THAT.

Pairings: So well, pretty much, I love Naruto. It's amazing, and I don't care so much for the pairings as for the plot. But since it's mainly about pairings in the fandom, here's my little feedback on it. I'm neutral about all het pairings, mainly-- meaning, I don't really become excited to see them. KibaHina is adorable, so sue me. LeeSaku's also okay, and the occasional NaruHina... But nobody goes (permanently) with Sasuke and Naruto except each other, you hear me?? You don't like that...well, TOO BAD. Even if you hate slash, etc, you have to admit that there's just something about their relationship that's not just friendship. Maybe not love either, but just something that makes them understand each other so much more than anyone else.

And that is precisely what I love about Naruto. It's more than real life...

If you couldn't tell from the above statements, I can stand NaruHina, KibaHina, LeeSaku, even some NaruSaku/SasuSaku- but I don't read them. My OTP is forever SasuNaru. OT3 is (can you guess?) Team 7 :) if you've read Teamwork by Asuka Kureru, you'd understand.

The thing is, I don't even know why I don't like those pairings as much as SasuNaru. It's not that I can't read/write het, it's more like... Even though SasuNaru was the first pairing I ever read, it's still my favorite, because of the dynamic between them. I could care less if you think they should just remain brothers, because I love their relationship regardless. SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina--okay, the NaruHina is not going to be canon. I'm sorry. It's just not. She's nice and everything and I love her as a character (since she finally SAID SOMETHING GAHHH) just like how I love Sakura, because she isn't a b*tch or a whiny scaredy-cat. She's Sakura and part of Team 7; she's as important to SasuNaru as anything else. Learn that people. And okay, in the end this was just me ranting randomly. As this whole profile is. So...if you're reading this out of some random fascination, go for it. :D

Crack pairings are forever weird.

MinaKushi is also my secret love.

...cough SebaCiel cough...

...would you call me a yaoi fangirl?... T_T

And if you don't like the fact that I like yaoi, you can leave this page or personally PM me. I don't care really. But just so you know, I don't write yaoi, so you should be safe from my evil clutches *smirk*

...Although I guess technically, my OTP is SasuNaruSasu, because I could care less about seme/uke. Whatever.

QUOTES:

"You may place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!" -Barnabas Collins, from Dark Shadows (That, my friend, is one of the funniest movies ever.)

"Are you stoned or something?" "They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work." - Barnabas Collins, Dark Shadows

"We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams."

'You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.' Ray Bradbury (undeniably true)

“Two paths…Too far apart to be absolute destiny, yet close enough that it can only be fate.” THAT IS EPIC! I got it from one of the Naruto manga covers (chapter 486, to be exact.)

You showed me – that the greatest act of love is to sacrifice your life for another. That the greatest act of loyalty is to protect even those who betrayed you. That the greatest act of courage is to stay standing despite every fight you lost, to continue the fight to the last air you breathe, to go on until the last beat of your heart. To fight the darkness that wished to claim you… to fight the chains others force on you… To fight for what you believe in, for the right to live, to breathe, to be. I learned them all after everything. --Hic Iacet Mori, from The Sky (YES I LOVE THIS AUTHOR I LOVE YOUUU)

Never long for anyone from the past. There's a reason why they never made it to your future. --Anonymous

A million words couldn't bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither could a million tears, I know because I've cried. --Anonymous

Random guy 1: "Why are the cards wet?"
Random guy 2: "I dipped them in water."
Random guy 1: "Why'd you do that?"
Random guy 2: "I dunno."
Random guy 1: "You're weeeeeeird!"
Some random people from When in Rome (I think that's the movie)

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. --Unknown

"It's a giant mushroom!! Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroooom! *waves arms*" --Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Someone very important is missing...where's Momo?" King Boomie, again, Avatar: TLA

NOW JUST A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ME:

I am undeniably Asian. Go Poreotix!

I am a dancer, but I am not a prissy priss.

I play bassoon, you know, the big stick you see from the audience sticking out of a band?

The thing I love most about Naruto is the music. I think it should win the best anime music award...(Is there such a thing?) I especially enjoy playing it on the piano!!

Peace, love, bassoon, dance. The big 4. B)

Oh wait, and writing.

(ignore the below if you like Konohamaru - okay he's not that bad right now but oh my god he's freaking annoying sometimes)

I HATE KONOHAMARU! (club)

Have you ever felt an intense, burning hatred for a certain snotty, idiotic black-haired boy?

Well, now you know you're not alone.

Fellow haters out there have banded together to form this open-to-all club: if you want to join, just say the sacred words (hint, they start with I and end with Konohamaru and there's a hate in the middle) and you're in! This is a universal club, in no way exclusive to any member!

Now, some might ask why. Why do we hate such an innocent looking moron? Simply because everything he does is poser-like. Was Rasengan his original jutsu? No. Did he deserve to learn it and use it like Naruto? No. Does he even deserve to look UP to Naruto? NO! Naruto deserves a better pupil than Kono-brat!

I can imagine your faces. You're scoffing. This is such a pointless club. But if you say that-- then you're just lying to yourself as well. Everyone feels the hatred, the immense urge to run something (or someone) over with a bus at least once in their life. It doesn't matter if you're simply in denial or desire to have an outlet to direct all your misused anger to. Now we're giving you the perfect punching bag, the perfect little kid to scream at and bully.

That's right. That's the point of the I Hate Konohamaru Club.

For further questions or if you want to join, (and because my brain's fried so I don't want to type any more) please notify Oblivion's Demon or gummybear0261 on fanfiction.net. We will be glad to rant about Konohamaru's idiocy with you. Anyone who hates Konohamaru is a friend of ours.

Lots of love,

Your dear Co-Presidents.

(hating on Konohamaru complete)

If you want to talk to me, I'm happy to make new friends :D PM me, or you can email me at gummybear0261@hotmail.com. I'm there. Mostly.

random stuff I feel like posting*

I really love cons. Like A-Kon. I love them. AJOEIJRIO!!! If you've never ever gone to an anime convention, you're sorely missing out...

Update on fics:

OKAY I'm writing them. And editing Dark Angel, still. I'm halfway through Wish Three of "The Demon Shop" and I started an extra for it... Also, The Lying Game is temporarily on hold until I get back into the zone for it after finishing a chap of TDS. So. Yay.