When I first write this profile, I said I was a noob. Can anyone agree that I'm not a noob now that I have a few stories up?

okay first off: soul eater. watch it or die.

second: I like... SoulxMaka, Seddie, Black*StarxTsubaki, and Percabeth. Yeah, I really said that.

Stuff about the human person who is probably the author who might just happen to go by NikolaiEvans115:

Name: Just call me Nikolai, pleez. Only threehades3 can call me by my secret indentity, because he's the only person on this site who actually knows me. Also you can call me S.N.A.F.U., but only if you know what it means :3

Gender: Male and proud of it :P I know for a fact, I checked.

Easily noticeable traits: I am generally a dark person, sort of emo, occasionally self-hating, a perfectionist, probably a masochist...Must be bipolar or something. Horny could also be a word. I am blatently honest.

Hobbies: Playing airsoft, videogames, making and listening to music ALL THE TIME, playing that one instrument...You know, with the black and white buttons on it that make perty noises? Yeah, that one. Oh and the saxophone. Also writing. Writing might be an important one on Fanfiction.net. Oh, yeah and drawing everything. threehades3 can vouch for that one.

Marching Band: Okay...Well...Marching band is so ridiculously fucking awesome it cannot be described. I have done 5 or so shows and 3 or 4 parades, and I love it. I live in the Mars area of Butler, Pennsylvania. My favorite professionals are (obvious) The Carolina Crowns, the Blue Devils, The Cadets, the Cavaliers...A lot of them. I will now type out some unwanted shout outs to marching band friends :D

Helloes and cyberhugs to...

Victor, Adam, Prij, JJ, Jill, Kaitlin, Sami, Face (mah section leader), Stacey, Corey, Aryn, Squeakers, Marissa, Sarah, Rose, Becka, Carl, Nick, Derek, Andee, Chinaman, Kara, Ang, Matt, Nick, Awag, Nathan, Dustin, Sam, Michael, and finally the great Lee and Nathan or the Rezzetano brothers.

Gongrats to all graduating seniors!

Michael, Greg, Keera, Nathan, Sara, Chelsea, Dan, Matt, Laura, Jake, Heather, JJ, Kara and all others! (Sorry I have a bad memory!)

You will know you are in marching band if you...

-Cover down to the person in front of you during lunch line

-Feel an overwhelming need to walk in time with people around you

-Dress to people in the halls while moving from class to class

-Have caught yourself marching in your sleep

-Hear metronomes in your head

-Have to stop yourself from snapping into a slidemarch when you turn a corner in the halls

-Refuse to listen to marching band music outside of actual marching band

-Have a ridiculous surplus amount of sidewalk chalk

-Your least favorite inanimate object is a dot

-When someone says "Go over there," you feel obligated to first ask, "8, 16, or 6 to the five?"

NEW MARCHING BAND SEASON IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!

Favorite food: Ice cream, pizza, steak, all the important staples of life and whatnot.

Music: I'll listen to about anything except Justin Bieber (sorry fangirls) and Miley Cyrus. (Because I do believe she is a pole dance. Pretty sure.)

Bands/Artists: Avenged Sevenfold, Good Charlotte, Asking Alexandria, A Day to Remember, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Rise Against, Killswitch Engage, August Burns Red, Theory of a Deadman, Elena Siegman, a little My Chemical Romance, anything similar to these.

Movies: SO many...Okay, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Mrs. Doubtfire, My Cousin Vinny, Tommy Boy, Uncle Buck... All of these.

Anime:

ALL TIME: Soul Eater

CURRENT FAV: Elfen Lied

NEXT IN LINE TO WATCH: Baccano

OTHERS: (If anyone has a suggestion of animes they really like, based off of these, feel free to shoot me a PM)

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Death Note

-Highschool of the Dead

-Gunslinger Girl & Gunslinger Girl IL Teatrino

-Hellsing

Quote of the week: "Вы можете сосать что прямо через вашу мать!"

If you are a hopeless closet romantic, copy and paste this to your profile.

SO FAR AWAY--December 28th, 2009: R.I.P Jimmy "The Reverend" Sullivan, Forever missed

AvEnGeD sEvEnFoLd A7x foREVer

Fear my overuse of italics and craptastic grammar!

So...I'm just your average, hormonal teenager. No comments. Bitch. And so, Nikolai says :

"HA! Hows that for an ARMy? Get it? With the arms? Fuck You."

"My ex-wife hits harder than you!"

"Only man and wife should be so close!"

"Ahh, I do not have enough money...Why do we not share the points?"

"I'll drink to that. Hell, I'll drink to anything."

"Yes! Finally, I've made it to the Moon! You were wrong fourth wife! YOU WERE WRONG!!"

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a great weapon from the b- OH FUCK!"— When someone else gets a teddy bear from the box.

You Will Know you are a Soul Eater Fan if You exhibit these following bad habits like I do:

-You actually call yourself assymetrical garbage when you are feeling self-hatred.

-Have a habit of tracing down "42-42-564" on any fogged up mirrors you encounter. (Yeah. I do that.)

-Will frequently declare yourself as being "unable to deal with" things around your friends.

-Take relevant public action to make yourself 'cool'.

-Have your earbuds constantly in and blasting music like Justin Law.

-Pretend to have issues with symmetry just for the hell of it.

-Your inner fangirl is in love with Death the Kid.

-You Want Soul to just FUCK MAKA ALREADY and get it over with.

-You find yourself shuddering as you realize how similar the characters' personalities are to yours.

-You actually fold the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.

-You can agree with the statement : "Soul Eater: This show has completed my fucking life.

-Ask your friends questions that you don't really care about, then cut them off when they start to answer by saying "FOOL!"

-You walk up tp your friends with a creepy smile on your face and ask "Guess what? My blood is black."

-Will sometimes interrupt a conversation my shouting "SHUT UP, I AM GOD!"

-Don't read alot, because you know you get mushrooms if you read too much.

-When in Rome, you eat lots of pasta.

-Have never hated anything more than an amazing song that they just haaaaad to write in JAPANESE.

Carl's Poem

Roses are red, violets are blue

This poem doesn't rhyme

penis

"Look, mommy! I made it rain!"-Samantha Maxis

"Fuck you, Black*Star! Fuck you! And Tsubaki, Fuck me!!" - My friend Victor

"When in doubt: C4."-Jamie Hyneman

"Come on, pick up the knife. Everybody loves a big sharp knife!"- Sam Puckett

"What do I think would happen if Patty were president?! Giraffe print and utter chaos, that's what!!"- Me :D

"Alucard: this vampire doesn't fuckin' sparkle."-Me

"Mrs. J hates me SO MUCH, that if some random serial killer ran into the classroom and started stabbing me; she would yell 'Victor! Stop getting blood on the floor!'"- My friend Victor

"Mrs. J's taking a headcount. You know, so she knows how many bullets to get."

Eugene Sledge- "Do you believe in an almighty God?"

"I believe...In ammunition." -Robert Lecky, The Pacific

I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

ADAM'S HALL OF STUPID QUOTES

"-Try. Geometry. Faggotry. Faggots in a tree. Symmetry. Eyezenmouth...of a tree! Genocide. That doesn't end in -try, but it sounds cool. Vaginas. They don't end in -try either, but you can put 'em in a tree, I guess."

"ASININE!"

"I have a gay doctor. His name is Colista, Colustafuck, somethin' like that. Well, that's okay, cause someday I'm gonna be a doctor too, so I can touch weeners! WEENERS!!"

"ASS! Ass...Ass..Piss in the ass, PISS coming from my ASS!"

OTHER ADAM'S HALL OF STUPID QUOTES

All I can say is, 'I'm sorry.'

"My house smells of rich mahogany. You should get naked."

"Oh my God, what the black people?!"

"I used to be straight. Then I took a penis to the ass."

VICTOR'S HALL OF STUPID QUOTES

"Remember kids, the entry wound is always smaller than the exit wound."

Talking about his ex-girlfriend) "I would rather drink rancid beer from the asshole of a rotting skunk that's been run over by a dirty minibus filled with n*s than date her again!"

"DAVE SOOSE!"

"Dave Soose, what's a 'line'?"

Victor: "This one time at band camp-"

Me: "Don't even fucking say it. Really."

Pain...Without love,

Pain...I can't get enough

Pain...I like it rough,

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all...

This life...is filled with hurt.

When happiness...Doesn't work

I'll take...You by the hand,

And I'll show you a world that you can understand...

Pain, Three Days Grace