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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Dark Tower series, Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Dead Zone, X-Men: The Movie, Book X-overs, Pirates of the Caribbean, 13 Ghosts, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sweeney Todd, and Bleach. I'm in college, attending Syracuse University. I made this profile when I was in 8th grade, so I've left it mostly untouched: -Died for Love- This is the way the world ends -TS Elliot I have a few quotes that I picked up from everywhere. Here they are, in case you wanted to know: Are you suggesting that cocanuts migrate? -Holy Grail "People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them that I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk." Manderly, I have dreamt again of Manderly -Stephen King (Bag Of Bones) Give me that! It's my dust catcher! -Stephen King (Bag of Bones) E.L.F.F. -Stephen King (Bag of Bones) So solly, Cholly! -Stephen King Time slowed and reality bent, on and on the eggman went. -Stephen King (Dreamcatcher) The first time I met you, I knew you would betray me. The second time we met, I knew I would let you. -from someone I must move the coffin; or the chandelier -Dracula: Dead & Loving It This is Syracuse: it snows! Now get back here! -Mr. Kline The BARN?! -Mr. Kline (dun ask) "Wow snort laugh laugh Low giggle chuckle Energy LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!!" -Mr. Kline "Oh look, there's a ballon with frizzy hair and oh! There's one with a .45 semi-automatic." -Mr. Kline (you REALLY don't wnna know) We are in serious trouble -Brendon Frasier in The Mummy I thought you said they were HARMLESS!! -The Mummy Returns He moved. -Blade "Hello, Little anal-dwelling butt-monkey..." -Bruce (Bruce Almghty) "Remember: a friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel." -Mr. E "Pin a rose on your nose!...No, wait... don't..." -Mr. E "Yippee Skippy!" -Mr. E "Morgue (whatever else would i sign as, Morgan the Magician or Lesser Vampire or some such crap..?)" -Morgan Thank you, I have more...I just can't remember them right now :-) I love those lttle bumper stickers, shirts, and keychains that have little sayings on them (which tells how much free time I have lol) and here they are: -Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most... -I didn't lose the keys; this time I lost the whole damn car! -I tried to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my butt! -Gone crazy, be back in 5 minutes. -I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving. -I shop, I buy, in debt I die. -Winter, spring, summer, fall you will find me at the mall. -The person who said " can't buy happiness" obviously wasn't going to the right mall! -So many pedestrians, so little time. -Everyone is allowed to be stupid once in a while, but you abuse the privelage! -There's no town drunk here; we all take turns. -Run your fingers over my car and I'll run my car over your fingers! -I have PMS and a gun. You were saying? -Husband and dog missing. Reward for dog. -I don't have an attitude problem; I'm just always right! -Your proctologist called: they found your head. -What did I say that sounded like "Tell me about your day."? -Your mouth keeps moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah" -I'm sorry; did I look interested? -(in REALLY small print) If you can read this, you are to close to my car. BACK UP! -Horn broken: watch for finger. -I do what the little voices tell me to. -YOU! Out of the Gene Pool! -I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. Here are some random short stoies from school. Muaha!: -Once I got a new pile of coins, and I was digging through it, and I found this REALLY big coin. I was trying to figure out what it was, you know, looking it up in my Van Meter, but I couldn't find it! Finally, I brought it to one of my buddies. He looked it over and said, "Ken, this isn't a coin- it's a kneecap"! Urk!(Mr. Kline) -Dude! There was a thing, and it had a thing, but the thing on the thingy was like...a thing, so like I picked it up, and the thing totally looked... like... a thing! (Stephen aka Poneru) I also like FanFic quotes: -Legolas: You can come with me! Us elves have to stick together, you know. -Boromir: But I'm not an elf!! I'm a man! -Legolas: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, and Aragorn's the king of Gondor. -Boromir: ...What's your point? -The Fellowship of the Ring: Modified by A.Katz Omnipotent King What are you, a fortune cookie? Case of the Missing House, by Daroga's Rainy Daae HOW DARE YOU LOCK MY GODSON UP, IF YOU THINK HE’S SUICIDAL YOU MUST BE MAD, HARRY WOULD NEVER TRY TO KILL HIMSELF…IF YOU DON’T LET HARRY OUT IMMEDIATELY I WILL PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU, YOU FOUL RAT FACED GIT! IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH A SINGLE BRAIN CELL THAT HARRY’S NOT SUICIDAL, EVEN A FLOBBERWORM COULD FIGURE IT OUT, YOU HALF BRAINDEAD GREASY HAIRED…(insert colorful profanities here)...LET HARRY OUT NOW OR I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU WITH A SHARPENED STICK AND HANG YOUR DEAD BODY IN THE OWLERY AT HOGWARTS FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT!! -SnapeSummer by Silent Shadow Sweet jeebus, thought Gandalf. I'm going on a quest to the firey gates of hell and I have to be accompanioned by a schizo elf.-Pure Inniocence by Brown-coffee-eyes "And nothing says 'I love you' like reducing yourself to a smoldering pile of ashes," added Draco. "Just be glad I'm not Hagrid," said Harry, pulling her in for another kiss. "It'd be raining Blast-Ended Skrewts." "I know," said Harry. "We can all hang out. Go to the beach. Watch Malfoy not get tan." "This is it," said Harry in the same dead voice. "I have hit rock bottom." | |||||||||||
1. Memories » reviewsGrimmjow has been captured by Ichigo. Before Ichigo can kill him, Orihime rushes in, begging Ichigo to spare Grimmjow's life. With the help of Urahara, Grimmjow's memories will be projected for them to examine. Grimm/Orihime. R&R pleaseBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Grimmjow J. & Inoue O.2. A Happy Life » reviewsMrs. Lovett tries to reach out to Sweeney Todd, and he shows a sudden interest. Not very romantic yet; more chapters to follow, and probably a rating change. Please review.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-6-083. Pretending reviewsSweeney talks to Benjamin Barker. One shot.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete4. I Don't Hear You Running reviewsSands's view during one of his last gunfights. Please R&ROnce Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-21-055. You Can't Go Back » reviewsNeville destroys yet another potion, and, after it exploads, Snape is transformed into his teenage self. Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 7-5-04 - Severus S.6. Upon A Midnight Dreary » reviewsKurt takes a latenight walk, and comes back to find Ororo waiting for him in the kitchen. He refuses to speak, and she can tell that something is obviously wrong... plz R&R!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 6-17-037. A Reason To Like Myself reviewsDennis's thoughts before his death. Please review!13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-12-048. The Blacksmith's Dilemma reviewsElizabeth is worried about Will, and Jack goes to check it out, only to find something very unexpected. Please R&R (JW)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-4-039. Lone Pirate reviewsJack Sparrow is alone and contemplating suicide. Please R&RPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-30-0310. New Allies » reviewsThis is a Harry PotterLord of the Rings crossover. It sounds weird, but try it anyways. The HP trio accompanies the LOTR crew through Mid. Earth....Please R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 1-4-0311. Slow Dance reviews"The House Next Door" based Fic. Daniel has flashes of Emma's death as they dance. Please R&R!Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-0312. Slytherin Heart reviewsDraco is in trouble, and his heart won't deny it. Is suicide his only choice? Plz R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-7-03 - Draco M.13. Blue Heart reviewsNightcrawler goes through inner turmoil. He needs his faith, but also Storm. Close to suicide, he ponders his delemma. Plz R&R!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-0314. Blood, Tears, and Gits » reviewsWhy is Draco a git to everyone? A meeting with his father explains a lot... plz R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-19-03 - Published: 5-14-03 - Draco M.15. Annual Psychics Convention reviewsPsychics from Stephen King's books are all put in the "Annual Psychics Convention" by a twist of time. It seems like a good gig...at first...Please R&R!Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-24-0316. Answering Machine » reviewsThis is based on the book and the series, so bare with me...After Johnny's death, his distraught friends are leaving messages on his machine. Better then it sounds, with a surprise ending. plz R&R!Dead Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 2-22-0317. The Stolen Book » reviewsA bully steals a Stephen King book to spite someone. Before he destroys it, he opens it up and *poof* is sucked inside. Now he is meeting Stephen King's characters first-hand...please R&R! *COMPLETE*Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 12-23-02 - Complete18. Bad Dreams and What May Come reviewsJohnny is plagued by nightmares. They forshadow death and pain...what may come of these dreams? Are they visions...or something else? Please R&R!Dead Zone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-21-0319. Brief Flashes reviewsJohnny is walking to a cafe, but he keeps bumping into people and getting flashes...plz R&R! Probably is better then it sounds. My 1st TDZ fic, so plz be nice!Dead Zone - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-0320. Vampires and Werewolves reviewsSnape sends a mysterious letter to Lupin, who comes to see what it was about. He finds more then he bargained for, and a possible cure... *NO SLASH!* Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-03 - Severus S. & Remus L.21. Inside The Cell reviewsPercy's thoughts while he's locked up. We discover a little bit abouthis past, and about him. Better thn it sounds! Please R&R!Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-0322. The Illness That Followed » reviewsFrodo is bedridden, but it takes his friends a while to notice...by the time they come to his aid, it could be too late... *COMPETE* But please R&R anyways!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-5-03 - Published: 1-10-03 - Frodo B.23. Free at Last reviewsBased on the movie Rose Red. 10 years later, Nick and Pam are released...along with something else. Please R&R!Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-2-0324. YGO's Creation reviewsThis is my version of events. *YGO Bashing*Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-2-03 - Published: 12-11-0225. Not Another One! reviewsOk, it has been done, but plz try this anyways! Gandalf is paranoid, Frodo is tempermental...wat more could happen? Plz R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-28-03 - Frodo B.26. Another Elf: The Dimension Jumper reviewsFrodo finally gets fed up with the Shire and it's inhabitants, and leaves. He decides to live in Rivendell, but is lonely without any friends. Then, a new elf comes with a strange story...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-03 - Frodo B.27. The Ring's Powers Grow reviewsThe ring is slowly driving Frodo mad...Sam worries about him, while elsewhere Legolas sees Frodo's dreams...sequel to The Burning of the RingLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-03 - Frodo B. & Legolas28. The Burning of the Ring » reviewsFrodo and Legolas are talking and the ring starts to burn, making Frodo fly into an insane rage...*COMPLETE* Continued in The Ring's Powers GrowLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-3-03 - Frodo B. & Legolas - Complete29. The Rose Madder Zat reviewsIn SK's Book Rose Madder, there is an insane women. She doesn't have a name so I gave her one. Please R&R!!!Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-0230. Where am I This Time? reviewsOkay, this is a kinda crappy chapter...oh well. Plz Read it! R&R plz! I made a mistake I didn't notice until now...if u read it, u'll c it says "gone" in a weird spot...lol!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-02 - Harry P.31. Return to pet Semetary » reviewsThis is based on the BOOK, not on the movie (duh). It starts right where the book left off, and I hope it's alright. Any1 who reads this, PLEASE review!Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 12-6-0232. The End of Harry » reviewsHarry is in love with a new student (Astronel) and they depend on each other. They are in their last year at Hogwarts, and a final battle with Voldemort, Harry is searching for her...to save her, AND his sanity. This sounds like a lot of other stories.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 12-3-02 - Harry P.
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