Author has written 3 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Homestuck.
I'll be deleting all my GA and other fanfics, i'm starting over :')
My Pen-name was changed! it used to be LynneIbaragi12, DeformedPuppeteer12, and before that it was CrackleGirl11, but I didn't like them, so, my new penname came to life!!
Sorry if I haven't posted anything in a while, I've been having the migraines to the point where you clutch your head and cry, and also have been going to the hospital and back to see whats wrong.
Anyways, for those people who haven't read Homestuck, READ IT NOW! Look up MSPaintAdventures, it's awesome :)
I DON'T USE OR HAVE A BETA, SO DON'T CRITISIZE ME FOR MY CRAPPY ERRORS!!!
Full Name: Kaylin Makenzie [Beep]
Single or Taken: Single
Birthday: March 9th
Your logo: Fish
Siblings: 14-year old Brother
Eye Color: Hazel/Green/Greyish
Hair color: Penny-colored
Shoe Size: 8.5 or 9
Country Born: Salem
Where Do You Live: Oregon
Righty Or Lefty: Righty
Any Pets: Cats
Who are your best friends: Jesslee, Papaya-san, Dreaming Fantasy Dreams, and Amber
Do you have a bf or gf?: No
Best place to go for a date: I'm supposed to know, why?
Outgoing or introverted?: If I'm with family and my closest friends, outgoing, if not, introverted.
Favorite kind of pants: Baggy
Favorite Number: 6 & 7
Boys Name: Dave
Girls Name: Lydia
Animal: Black Cats!!
Drink: Pepsi & Apple Juice
Sport: Um, I don't like sports X)
Lyss.Skai14 is my awesome Cousin Alyssa!!! Please welcome her to Fanfiction! Thanks!! 8)
Link to her FanFiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4369517/Lyss-Skai14
Feel free to PM me!! I'd be happy to reply back!! :D
School, Migraines & Homework Major Writers block do not equal. 8'(
I also love all Resident Evil things! Especially Steve Burnside!!! XD (Games, Animations, and Movies)
P.S. My icon is my fankid Kayn. I do not own the base though :)
I'm in love with these Quotes/Sentences:
"A secret is only a secret when unspoken to another" Alice: Madness Returns
"Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!" Dr. Temperance Brennan, Bones
"One small word can easily begin a story in a very thick book." Rose Lalonde, Homestuck
" I care very much about you, and I don't know what i'd do if I lost you both in my dreams, and here in this world." Jane Crocker, Homestuck
I enjoy anime and manga also :)
Bold are the ones that apply to me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic (Most are)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm CANADIAN, so I Must live in a igloo, play hockey and say "Eh!" alot.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists and hate the world.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I love FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm NOT SKINNY, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIREMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (Really people?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO
STOP THESE STEREOTYPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." (-I'm gonna do this when i'm older!! (.) -)
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
My Favorite Oc's...
Name: Lynne Ibaragi
Birthday: March 16th, 1995
Hair: super curly elbow-length hair, light electric blue color, few bangs here and there.
Eye Color: pale, pale blue with hints of electric blue.
Alice(s): Ice Alice, Water Alice, and the Snow Alice
Sibling(s): She has a younger sister named Kimi, whom is currently with AAO...
Background: When Lynne was born, her parents had hoped tha she wasn't an alice. sadly, she got all three of the pretty blue color in her palm. when her sister was two and she was ten, the AAO sought Lynne, but ended up taking Kimi instead, thinking it was Lynne. Now all she wants to do is find her older sister Nobara and get back her little sister Nobara intusted her with.
Name: Lydia Lachrimae
Birthday: November 27th, 1997
Hair: Lower-back length, Black with diagnol china bangs, curly at ends of hair.
Eye: her right eye is biotic and is oragne while her left eye is it's original color is black.
Alice(s): Rose Alice, Transparancy Alice, and Dream Alice(Can see people's dreams and change them)
Background: Lydia was abandoned by her parents when she was born, left on a random doorstep. She was raised by a girl named Leila Zepzig, her adopted sister. Leila was the golden girl. Lydia lost her eye and got a scar from her real parents trying to kill her before they gave up. Leila was the only one she trusted before she met her best friend Lynne Ibaragi. However, Lydia had to go to Gakuen Alice along with Leila. But on the ride there there was an accident. Leila died. Lydia saw this as a opportunity to gain a life. So she dressed up as her, hoping to try and be her. But Mikan finds out. So she gives up and acts like herself. Lydia Lachrimae. Not Leila Zepzig.
Name: Kayn Dehemi
Age: 12 1/2
Birthday: March 9
Hair: Short, auburn, and straight with bangs
Eyes: Eyepatch over her right eye after sister hurt her, tyranian purple eyes
Strife Specibus: MacheteKind
Land: LOBAD (Land of Blood and Darkness)