| LastScorpion |
Author has written 37 stories for Buffy X-overs, Smallville, Forever Knight, TV X-overs, X-overs, Stargate: SG-1, DC Superheroes, and Misc. Tv Shows. I do use warnings, but I'm really bad at it. If you are triggered by bad things in fic, you might be best off to skip my stories entirely. | |||||
1. The Darn Drabbles » reviewsI don't hate Lana. Really! But these drabbles are probably the reason people think I do. Originally written for the Wednesday100. WARNING: character death, in a way.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 358 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 1-14-07 - Lana L.2. Secret Enrolled Agent ManFor Celli's Taxfic Challenge. A secret identity is no excuse to avoid filing your taxes. Goes along with "Mr. Fix-It".Crossover - DC Superheroes & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete3. Asgard Last Messages » reviewsAlas, the Asgard are all dead. Here are a couple of last messages left for some of the Tau'ri.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-084. Married Filing Joint reviewsA "Date" futureficlet for celli's 2008 taxfic challenge. Crossover BtVS with Smallville. Follows all those "Date" stories I've done.Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete5. Evil Mothers of Smallville reviewsWarnings: Lots of bad language, kinda Out of Character, written around season 2, disrespects the Pretty Pretty Princess. But it's short. Conversation between Mrs. Kent and Mrs. Fordman.Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-07 - Martha K. - Complete6. Happyfic » reviewsClexy AU futurefic fluff.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 7-4-07 - Clark K. & Lex L.7. And They All Lived Happily Ever After » reviewsWhat two main characters on Smallville have never met? What would happen if they did? As of early s4, when I started this anyway. That Crazy Liona Fic. The main story is complete, chapters 1 thru 20. I still do little snippets in this 'verse sometimesSmallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,835 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 6-21-048. Old Dog, New Tricks reviewsWritten for the Remix Redux V, based on M. Scott Eiland's You Can't Fool an Old News Hound. Lois Lane decides to tell Perry White that Clark Kent is Superman.Smallville - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-07 - Lois L. & Clark K. - Complete9. Rich Man's Darling » reviewsHouse Smallville Crossover WARNING: Do not concentrate and inhale vapors. As with any fic, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, or may become pregnant, consult a physicianTV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 8-18-06 - Complete10. Partners reviewsXFiles crossover with My Partner the Ghost. Did you ever notice how ghosts seemed to like Scully, and go out of their way to help her? I always figured her late father had guys looking out for her. Originally written around 1995, lost behind furniture.TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete11. Five Doctors House Didn't Drive Away from PPTH reviewsWritten for Astolat's Blast from the Past Challenge. House crossover with various old shows.TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete12. Cuckoo reviewsCrossover of Smallville and probably the comics with Superman Returns. Alternate explanation of Jason's origin I found the movie unconvincing LOL!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-06 - Complete13. To Meddle in the Affairs of Aliens reviewsFor Aelora's Mpreg Day Challenge. Pairing: LionelZod. Don't say I didn't warn you! This would be my posts5 fic, I guess.Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-06 - Complete14. Get This MutantGlowin' Snake Offa This Plane! reviewsFor neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge. Smallville x My Little Pony. Sequel to Ponyville.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete15. An Ancient Roman General on a Plane reviewsFor neverbeen2spain's Snakes on a Plane Challenge over at lj. Goes along with my story After the End.Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete16. Benjamin Franklin is not always right reviewsA Forever Knight crossover for Celli's Taxfic Challenge 2006.TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-06 - Complete17. Ponyville » reviewsWarning! Smallville My Little Pony Crossover! A million thanks to Ligia Elena for the lovely quick betaTV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Complete18. A Date for the Fourth of July » reviewsSequel to Dates of Wars. BtVSxSmallvillexXFilesxForever Knight. Many thanks to TheDieHard and TeenyGozer for beta reading, Katcin Lee for making me post, and Madelyn for making me finish! Alien invasion, mutant lightning bugs, time travel, smoochies.Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,897 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 9-20-0419. Render Unto Caesar reviewsWritten for Celli's Taxfic Challenge. Janette is doing the taxes.Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-0520. Sequelae reviewsYears in the future, an exploded lab makes Lex Luthor think things over. Then people go on vacation. Written for fromward and shattered's ClextheClassics challenge.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-0521. Mr FixIt reviewsSeason 4 starts in a couple of weeks. This is my last chance to play around with the summer cliffhangers. Crossover with Plastic Man.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-0422. Dates of Wars » reviewsSequel to Double Date & Second Date. Clark & Dawn spend time together. Lionel warns Buffy away from Lex.Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,489 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-3-04 - Published: 5-19-0323. Nothing is Ever Simple reviewsMartha and Lionel. Kind of dark.Smallville - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-0424. Delirium 2 reviewsWritten for Thamiris's 48-hour delirium challenge. Lana, post-Covenant. But it's short.Smallville - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-0425. Pokeville » reviewsPokemonSmallville - Wednesday100 wanted codas to "Covenant" and I got a little silly.TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-0426. The Sunflower State » reviewsFor Nerodi's Historical Fiction Challenge. Lex and Clark meet in Smallville, Kansas around 1880.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-04 - Published: 10-27-0327. Heh heh heh » reviewsRemember last summer? This is an AU, done then, for 20 of the dodecal challenges. WARNINGS:non-graphic torture, possible dub-con, Clark Kent high on RedK. But it all turns out okay.Smallville - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 4-4-0428. Beyond the Grave reviewsa Trace Vetter story -- goes AU early in season 3Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-0429. After the End reviewsLaCroix finds Janette every FebruaryForever Knight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-04 - Complete30. Wine, a Constant Proof reviewsLex didn't drink anymore....Smallville - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-3-0431. World o' Perpetual Wednesday, World wo Superman » reviewsDawn Summers and assorted Luthors experiment with interdimensional transport devices. WARNING: mention of character death, mention of substance abuseCrossover - Buffy X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-20-03 - Published: 10-1-03 - Complete32. The Great Airport Mystery » reviewsWritten for Caro & Beth's Clark Lex Hardy Boys Mystery Challenge. FINISHED!Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-20-03 - Published: 8-1-0333. Second Date » reviewsBtVS/Smallville crossover. Sequel to "Double Date." Clark & Lex convince Dawn & Buffy to go out with them again.Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-19-03 - Published: 12-16-0234. A Man's Got to Know His Limitations » reviewsSometimes it's just too much. Superman can save the world, but who can save him?Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-18-03 - Published: 3-16-0335. Kent Family Secret reviewsSequel to "What Child is This." Lionel finds out a Kent Family Secret.Smallville - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-17-0336. What Child is This reviewsA "What if Martha's pregnant" ficSmallville - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-13-0337. Double Date reviewsIt's May, 2005. Dawn is at Metropolis University. Clark asks her out. It doesn't go well.Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-18-02