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Author has written 18 stories for Tangled, Moulin Rouge, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast, Breakfast Club, Burned, Ellen Hopkins, LittleBIGPlanet, Star Wars, Wicked, American Girl, Just Like Heaven, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
I'm a huge fan of Tangled. As you can tell from most of my stories.
My parents have been divorced since I was 1 and a half. But I've known my stepmom for as far as I can remember. I've known her since I was 5. That was when my dad started dating her. Funny story. The first time I met her, I said "are you gonna be my new mommy?" Little did we know that she acts more like a mother than my own. And she's married to my dad.
My dad has a fanfiction account as well as I do. But instead of Tangled, iCarly, Harry Potter, and The Breakfast Club, he writes Star Wars. He's been a fan of Star Wars since forever. No joke. He was 8 when a New Hope came out. He was also looking for refuge at the time. His brother died around that time and he was in mourning. His other brothers talked him into getting away from it and seeing a new movie that had just come out. Star Wars: A New Hope. Go Figure. Me and him have arguments because he's a jedi and I'm a witch. You can't even imagine how long these arguments go on. Finally, recently, I got him into the Harry Potter movies. I am proud of myself.
I go to the Harry Potter premiere's every time a new one comes out at midnight. I just saw Deathly Hallows and I was kinda disappointed with the Gringotts scene after I read the book.
I am a middle child. I have a 21 year-old brother who sits on the couch all day and plays video games, an 18 year-old sister who is currently obsessed with her boyfriend. I have a little sister who is 9. I would know beacuse she was born 1/02/03 and at 12:34. freaky right? She was in a bus accident when she was 2 and was paralyzed from her collarbone down although she can work her left arm. She goes to a regular school and does everything that anyone else can do. She has a best friend who unlike others saw right past her wheelchair and has been her best friend since then.
And finally, I think you can tell by now, I am a huge fan of Harry Potter. My profile picture actually does look like me. I tried to make it like me as much as possible. All the quizzes I've taken say I should be in Ravenclaw. My best friend says that he would be in either Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. I am in love with this guy but he doesn't know. He looks just like Ron Weasley, and I mean RON WEASLEY! NOT RUPERT GRINT! So, it's sort of like Ron and Hermione. I'm a girl who always has her nose pressed up against a book, and he barely passes his classes. He also has a girlfriend who is blond. Like Lavender! Her name is Cassidy, and she's lastest the longest of his girlfriends. It makes super-insanely jealous. Instead of Cassidy and Tyler, it should be Ray and Tyler. I have an account on FictionPress with this same usernme with only two stories but they are both about me and him. I am completely in love with him and it has been this way for quite a while. But he's always seen me as just a friend. Unfortunately, I'll probably be stuck in the friend zone forever while he's off with other girls.
My story "Hailey Potter" now has a link for cover art:
"Wanna Red Vine?" - A Very Potter Sequel,
"Well that's the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream." - Tangled,
"You were my new dream. And you were mine." - Tangled,
"Who cares? He's going to marry her and she's going to have his annoying handsome babies. Wait. What?" - What You Don't Know (a tangled fanfic),
"What's her name? Ha! She will squash you like a bug." - Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief
"You americans call it 'erbs'. We call it 'herbs'. Because there's a fucking 'H' in it." - Eddie Izzard: Dressed to Kill
"Cool! Who needs a king? No king! No king! La la la la la la!" - The Lion King,
"So I know how it feels, and I know how lonely that can be." - Beauty And The Beast,
"What if she looked over here and saw you snogging me? Do you expect her to get up and leave? *silence*" - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"We're screwed. Hey, I don't want to hear that attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat. *joyful tone* We're screwed! There ya go." - 10 Thing I Hate About You
dislikes:Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord Of The Rings, Sleeping Beauty, Classical Music, People that hate Disney, People that don't like Alan Menken(composer for most disney movies including Tangled), People that think they're all that. PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE MUSIC!
Never underestimate my Jesus.
Never underestimate my Jesus
Post this in your profile if you are a believer!
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wished that you could be sucked into a movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
80 percent of you wont repost this.
Jesus Christ said:
"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and will loyally await his soul mate and brother, with many jokes. He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby, who was more free and full of love, than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace!
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, the last real Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, but an awesome warewolf too,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son, and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra. She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, who we really didn't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring in the night sky.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (actually, it's more like 'until 6 A.M.)
You write fanfictions about the book. (what do u think this account is for?)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. ( Yeah! ALL THE TIME)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends arent happy about it)
Everything reminds you of the book.(yes)
You quote random lines all the time.(yes)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yes, and my cellphone and computer desktop)
You've got a book memorized. (yes i read it so much that i just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, they chapters, and then books.)
You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yes.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (U BETCHA!!)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (um...maybe...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes...it wasn't pretty!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES)
Your idol is a character from a book. (yeah. while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, i look up to book characters and authors.)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
My Fav Quotes From Dearblankpleaseblank.com:
Dear elementary school kids,
If you can't spell the word "relationship," clearly you aren't old enough to have one.
Next time I try to be cute for your birthday and make you a coupon for anything you want, please consider your options more thoughtfully...
Sincerely, here's your sandwich.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Dear High School Boys,
Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose - it doesn't get longer every time you lie about its size.
If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month.
Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.
Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast
Dear Rubik's Cube,
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
Sincerely, Unicorns and Dragons
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Sincerely, The USA
OM NOM NOM.
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Dear Disney Channel,
What the DEVIL have you done with this place?!
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?
Cover me, I'm going in.
Dear people who say they're ninja when they catch things after dropping them,
Ninjas don't drop things.
Sincerely, a ninja
Dear Call of Duty,
You win this round.
Sincerely, Ignored Naked Girlfriend
Dear girl at my school,
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Sincerely, close your legs.
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
Dear Bank of America,
Yeah, but do you have dragons?
Did you get my text?
Is it too soon to ask what's shakin'?
Dear Bruno Mars,
She's not worth it man. If someone is throwing grenades at this girl, she's obviously involved with some messed up people.
Sincerely, a friend who cares.
Dear The Movie,
Sincerely, The Book
Dear "I'm not drunk!",
You threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"
Sincerely, yes, you are.
You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?
Sincerely, you're a tampon.
Sincerely, you just read that in an accent didn't you?
Dear Taio Cruz,
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, sayin AYE OH, where'd my nose go?
Dear racist white people,
When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go out in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'll be black, and when I die I'll be black. But you, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?
Sincerely, black people.
Dear person reading this,
Can switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Sincerely, did you just read that in the guy's voice?
Dear face cream that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger,
If I put this on my 9 year old sister will her face disappear?
Dear kid that wants to be harry potter,
I just killed your parents, you're welcome!
Sincerely, now you are one step closer.
Dear attractive guy,
You had me at "hello..."
Sincerely, but lost me at "I don't like harry potter."
Dear people wishing harry potter wasn't over,
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."
Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore.
You are not the end of an era. harry potter was the end of an era. You, Twilight, are the end of an error.
Dear Housing Department,
Look, I just moved in and absolutely love my house, but I keep getting all of these random letters and unexpected visitors looking for some fish. Any way I could get an address change?
Sincerely, current residents of 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Dear "slept like a baby",
You... Woke up every two hours, screaming because you crapped your pants and needed to be fed?
Sincerely, your family must HATE you!
I don't know if this goes against that bro code you mentioned earlier, but I just made out with your sister.
Please explain why your ads stream perfectly, but the videos take forever to load.
Sincerely, great business model.
Did you know you could have any girl you wanted? Why did you pick my sister?
When I asked you to fix the clasp on my necklace, I meant for you to clip it shut, not make out with my neck.
Sincerely, yeah, my mom was watching.
You ain't shit without me.
Sincerely, The Phantom.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, DarkSkyGirl, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, RayRayofCali
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