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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Hey! I'm a 14 - i was born in 7th Nov 1997 - no need to know my country - and I'm proud to be one - teenage girl with long, dark black tresses and blue eyes - which is, i think, rare to find in my country :D
I own the profile under the name Cherry-Blossom-Beauty but I forgot the password of it and had to use my cousin's Fanfiction account. She gave it to me and made a new one herself. Soon, I'm going to change the e-mail. So . . . I'll just ummm . . . copy out my old profile writings and delete my cousin's one.
My Star Sign is Scorpio - see the Star Signs - and Precious Stone is either Blue Topaz or Yellow Topaz - I dunno.
I love reading a good book curled up in my fav. reading place; my cushioned curved window seat! I can read a harry potter book in an hour, if I wanna understand every single thing that happened from 'head-to-toe' or something, and sooner - if not -! So I guess I might be a pretty fast reader ... in a way.
My fav. colors include Light Sea Green, Shamrock, Turquoise, Dodger Blue, Deep Sky Blue, Aqua, Baby Blue, Electric Blue, Light Cyan, Alice Blue, Lavender Blue, Light Slate Blue and Medium Spring Green - from hues of Blue -, Illusion, Persian Pink, Deep Cerise and Fuchsia - from Pink Hues -, Shocking Pink, Pale Rose, Cherub, Razzle Dazzle Rose,and Hollywood Cerise - from red hues -, Free Speech Green, Malachite, Lime Green, Japanese Laurel, Pastel Green, Emerald, Fruit Salad, Amazon, Evening Sea, Gossamer, Mountain Meadow, Free Speech Aquamarine and San Felix - from hues among green -, and lots more of the same and different hues which I'm too lazy to write about.
I love white tigers, lion cubs, ponies and dolphins. OK! I love all animals as long as they are cuddly or cute. I love baby animals.
I used to have a lot of friends but after my first friends left me for a rich bitch (hey, that rhymes!) - I guess they weren't real friends, even though we knew each other from kindergarten -, I'm choosy about people who I befriend with. Apparently, the bitch told them I spreading rumors about them being whores or some crap. They know me so much, how could they believe all those lies? :( And besides, they are so stupid! I was not even home to spread rumors about them for God's Sake!!! I was holidaying in a neighboring country when the bitch told all those crap!!!
My bestie now - Roxanne is her preferred name, she doesn't like nicknames -, though, is super-cool and she was the one who introduced me to fan fiction. She inspired me to write a story - which I haven't published yet - and it is about our high school lives. I hope I can publish it soon. My bestie has an athletic body - since she does sports -, short black hair that fell all over her face in a neat way, and green eyes - I never asked if it were lens -. She is an awesome, caring friend and even though she is sorta judging and stuff when she first meets someone to know what kinda people they are - and for me, it is understandable after what my so-called friends did -, I like her fierce and totally rockin' attitude.
My relationship status is single and I plan to keep it that way - not, that I'm a lesbotic freak or anything! I wanna meet the perfect guy!
I H-A-T-E snobs, racists and homo-freaks.
The first-ever story I read was Freshman,Puppies,WaywardGangs And Chocolate Liquor by BizzareSerenity!! Did I mention she's an awesome writer? Because her story ROCKS!!! Be sure to read it!!!
Role Model: i dunno
Fave anime: Naruto, Prince of Tennis, La Corda D'Oro etc...
Fave manga: Private Prince, Beauty Pop, etc...
Fave Drink: Chocolate Milkshake with 2 scoop extra vanilla ice-cream XD
Fave Dessert: Chocolate ice-cream, biscuit pudding etc...
Fave Food: Hmmmmm...there r a lot of food i lurrrrv. But mostly, Italian, I guess!
Fave storybook: Tons of millions of zillions
Fave stuff to do: Photography, Fashion, Chanel, Gucci, and most especially Anime n listenin' 2 songs
Fav all-time female actress/singer: Selena Gomez
Fav Reality Shows: Toddlers & Tiaras, I suppose
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.
OMG!!! This thing, is PSYCHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Naruto Characters:
Sasuke/Sakura(rarely, as in totally totally rare)
Least Favorite Pairings
Sasuke/Naruto(eww i hate yaoi pairs)
Naruto/Sakura(naruto is like a brother to her)
Lee/Sakura(OK! This is totally freaky with a capital F)
Gaara/Sakura(i just hate it)
Sasuke/Hinata(they never talk!)
Likes: Vampire Knight!! Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Japan, Kung fu panda, Ramen, Harry potter, Twilight , La Corda D'Oro and lots more anime and manga...
"Since I don't like waiting or making other people wait ... I'll end this quickly." – Sasori
"For my name to be known all the way down to a kid like you ... is an honor." – Sasori
"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty." – Sasori
"A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use." – Sasori
"Great puppet masters think alike, I suppose." – Sasori
"That is a considerable amount of puppets. But ... Proceeds to summon one hundred puppets of his own with this, I took down a country." – Sasori
"I will soon die. Before that, I'll do something pointless for you ... a ... reward for defeating me ... you wanted to know about Orochimaru, didn't you ...?" - Sasori.
"Art is an explosion!" – Deidara
" Don't be impatient, hmm! We'll deal with our old friend Orochimaru in time, hmm. We have only three years in which to prepare, and we all know what we need to do to be ready, right? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!" – Deidara
"Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art...is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara
"Snaring you alive was rough, but this is one more we can scratch off our list." – Deidara
"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."- Deidara
"Life's only beautiful ... because it's so fleeting, so transient." – Deidara
"Art is a moment's beauty ... fragile ... fleeting ... hmmm!" – Deidara
"Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future ...? Yeah, right. All he did was getting killed ... hmmm?"- Deidara
"You're one hundred years too young to be giving me orders, hmm ..." – Deidara
"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me... .and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work ... and it makes me want to kill you!!" – Deidara
"Cower in awe! Cry your heart out! Because my art ... is an EXPLOSION!" – Deidara
Top 10 things I don't want to hear a doctor say!
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em!"
10 "What do you mean you 'want a divorce'?"
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
A tough ch-ch-choice
A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?"
The doctor answers "Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure." So the doctor puts the guy through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what's causing your stuttering."
The guy excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?"
"It's your penis. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it's almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with."
The guy asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?"
"Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one."
"Do it!" the guy replies. So they go through the operation, and three weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up appointment. He says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don't know how to thank you. But I've only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn't like it anymore with my new, shorter penis. I've thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on."
The doctor says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal's a da-da- deal!"
The after effects
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't see anything wrong!"
A week later they come again and ask the doctor to watch to see if they are doing anything wrong. They have sex and the doctor says, "Well again I don't see anything wrong."
This goes on for weeks. Then the doctor asks why they keep coming.
The guy said: "If we go to her house her husband will catch us. If we go to my house my wife will catch us. A hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it's thirty-five dollars and medicare pays half!"
The deaf wife
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"
The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."
An idiot in the room
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
The attractive undergraduate
One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I'll do anything you suggest."
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, "Anything?"
To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything you say."
After some brief reflection, the professor asked, "What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?"
The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then."
The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don't you attend that."
A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."
A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the student the exam book.
The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"
A valuable lesson in life
A college student picked up his date at her parent's home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."
In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little puddle underneath Mary's chair.
"Oh Mary!" says the teacher, "you should have put your hand up."
"I did," Mary replied. "But it still trickled through my fingers."
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see... Fun period ... fun period ... fun no period ... worry worry worry!"
The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. She said: "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal." The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lily put up her hand. "Yes, Lily?"
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."
Arriving late for lecture
A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.
Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"
The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."
Presents for the teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.
George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e."
The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen.
Stephen slowly spelled out, "d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e."
"Sorry" says the teacher, "that's not right either."
Next, she asked Fiona After a slight pause Fiona began spelling, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e."
"Very good Fiona," applauded the teacher, "that's correct. Now," the teacher continued, "who can use this word in a sentence?"
Stephen raised his hand quick as a flash shouting, "I know-Iknow,"
"OK" replied the teacher, "please use the word Stephen."
Stephen responded, "How did my dictate last night, Fiona?"
Don't I look like a count?
The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.
On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"
Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"
A logical enough question
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit's are so big she could only fasten eight!
Naughty naughty pets
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
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On a blanket from Taiwan:
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
On a New Zealand insect spray:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On a food processor:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's superman costume:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Flying can get a bit boring at times. Airline attendants occasionally make an effort to make announcements and in-flight safety lectures more entertaining. These are just some of the genuine examples that have been heard or reported over the years:
- ''To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt. If you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.''
- ''As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.''
- ''There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this plane.''
- When a plane finally came to a halt, ''We ask you to remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.''
- After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms, a fight attendant announced, ''Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as heck, everything has shifted.''
- ''In the even of a sudden loss of cabin pressure margarine cups will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''
- ''Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed for you before we arrive.''
- ''Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your nose and mouth before assisting children or other adults acting like children.''
- ''Last one off the plane must clean it.''
- ''And from the pilot during his welcome message, ''We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!''
- ''Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Brave heart and his magnificent crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tyre smoke has cleared an the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.''
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, VK, Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this Karin bashing's and add you name on the bottoms.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
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My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? not really
Can you cry under water? i think so . . . wouldn't really know what with all the water around me
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? president i think
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? do 2 cents make a penny?? "o.o
Where's that extra penny going to? ma bank ofcourse
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? i dun think so
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? cux they're stupid
What disease did cured ham actually have? a lot, or nuthin
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? cux they're tht dumb
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? slept lyk a baby literally mean tht, duh -.-
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? no
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? cux they're on top of the damn tv
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? they feel pity for the person who needed money and put up the ninocular
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Strangers have the best candy
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
Idiots surround me!
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
WARNING: mental backup in progress.
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."
"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”
"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."
"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last
Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!
Life's Tough, get a helmet! (Eric from Boy Meets World)
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
normal people worry me
you say psycho like it's a bad thing
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"unknown
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!
Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors
Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).
"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT,
it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on."
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
"Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss."
A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Being normal is overrated.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.
If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.
We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.
The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.
I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.
I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.
You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."
Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.
Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.
You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.
Beware of women with kunai.
Do Not Disturb: Plotting
Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.
"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.
It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert
"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")
"The older you get, the sooner it ends."
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"
"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"
I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Drive it like you stole it!
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
You have the emotional capacity of this stapler
...not to mention that I went crazy again today.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.
Have a nice day, now.
"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)
"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons
Usin' ma cud-be List of 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order, answer the following questions:
(I just had to do this - so much fun!)
1) Hidan (apparently I have a thing for violent, loud-mouthed men wit hlight colored hair)
2) Itachi (HOTTIE!!!)
3) Tenten (She and Hinata about the onyl girls in Naruto that I like)
4) Sasuke (miniature hottie!!!)
5) Kiba (I fell for him the moment he was willing to stab himself during the Sasuke chase - that's a little weird, isn't it...)
6) Hinata (only like her and Tenten...)
7) Suigetsu (he cracks me up)
8) Gaara (hahahahahaha he doesn't have eyebrows hahahaha)
9) Shikamaru (i like smart guys)
10) Deidara (blond fur ball - i have a thing for blonds...)
What would you do if:
1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hidan? Scream my head off because he's probably about to sacrifice me to Jashin-sama/
2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?
Tenten? Well... she's a girl so it wouldn't be too bug a deal.
3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Sasuke and Shikamaru? I would weep miserably - it's such a waste for a hottie to be gay. They're all meant to fall in love with me...
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Kiba? I DO NOT EAT DOG FOOD!
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
Hinata? I would try an find a hot guy for her... Maybe boost her confidence a bit...
6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Suigetsu? I would do the extremely-embarassing-happy-dance (not to be seen by the public) and he would be so horrified that he'd want to quit being a part of my family.
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Gaara? He belongs in a mental hospital anyways...
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Shikamaru? Well, he would never (too lazy) but if he did, I would kick is smart-ass
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Deidara? I would kick his ass. And then steal his clay and make him chase after me all day - he can't ignore me then.
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Hidan would save me only so he could sacrifice me to Jashin-sama instead
11) You’re on a vaction with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Itachi would call me an idiot and leave me behind to fend for myself
12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Tenten? KUNAI! love ya, tenten! hahaha
13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?
Sasuke? He would leave me there to burn. No, seriously. We all know he would.
14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Kiba would laugh his ass off and never let me forget it.
15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?
If I were about to marry Deidara? What would Hidan do?
In my imagination: He would come running up the aisle, sweep me off my feet and marry me instead.
Reality: Oh, harsh reality. Deidara would never marry me and Hidan would sacrifice me to Jashin-sama
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Suigetsu? He'd be the one dumping me. hahaha jk. He'd probably go kill that person.
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Shikamaru? Support? He probably wouldn't even show up
18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Deidara would say "Art is a bang!" and blow me to smithereens
19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
Hidan? I like violent, arrogant, hotheaded guys who swear a lot and have light colored hair. Now who does that remind you of?
20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Itachi and Shikamaru? I would slap Itachi and cry: "Not you too! Why must all the hotties be gay!?"
21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
I would never date Tenten. We'd be like sisters.
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Sasuke and Shikamaru. Gay hotties. WHY!?!? THEY ALL BELONG TO ME!
23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Kiba and Hinata? Of course. Kiba will kiss Hinata and she'll blush really red and stammer that she loves Naruto. Sorry, Kiba. You can fall for me instead.
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
hahahahahaha Hinata? A player? hahahaha I would laugh my ass off! hahahhahahaha
25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Suigetsu? I'm think "Hot damn, boy! Just ask me out already!"
26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Gaara? "ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? LOOK AT THOSE MASSES OF FANGIRLS! THEY'RE THERE FOR THE PICKING! Now date me so I can go laugh in all their faces."
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
Shikamaru? Well since his love is Temari he'd never do that, but if he did, I'm slowly convince him that he is, in fact, in love with Temari.
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Deidara and Hidan!?!?!? WHY!? WHY ARE ALL THE HOTTIES GAY!?!? I WOULD KILL DEIDARA AND FORCE HIDAN TO MARRY ME (and then he'd sacrifice me to Jashin-sama. The End.)
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Tenten and Sasuke? Damn, Tenten you got it goooooood.
30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Hidan and Hinata? Hell no! Hidan is MY soulmate!
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Itachi and Kiba? They barely no oen another and Itachi is in the Akatsuki. That would be a no.
32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sasuke and Deidara... Deidara blows Sasuke to smithereens and I clean up the debris and build a shrine to it. hahaha kidding...
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Kiba and Hidan? they woudl be...surgeons.. Kiba so he can help the animals and Hidan so he can cut people up.
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Hinata and Tenten? YAY! Girls' night out! They'd make lamb chops!!! I totally just made that up on the spot...
35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Suigetsu and Shikamaru? Er...they'd probably he business men. Shikamaru will be the head and Suigetsu his underling.
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Gaara and Kiba... hahahahahahahah just hahahahahahahaha
37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Hinata? Well...blond, hyperactive, confident, determined...basically, Naruto. Mayeb he pays more attention to her...
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Shikamaru and Deidara? Deidara is telling Shikamaru perverted jokes about Termari and is laugh so hard that his face is bright red, while Shikamaru is blushing like an idiot.
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.
Hidan and Deidara? They'd get into a gigantic fight where half the world is destroyed and then, when they both ran out of chakra, I'd appear and we'd all go out for sake.
40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Itachi and Shikamaru? Shikamaru would die of shock and the nuse it to blackmail Itachi.
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.
Kiba and Hinata. Kiba would spent the entire time watching Hinata while she struggled to lift even the slightest weight.
42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
Hinata? Of course she'd be invited to my birthday! But if I forgot, she probably wouldn't mention it.
43) 7 won the lottery.
Suigetsu? He'd celebrate with women and booze.
44) 8 had quite a big secret.
Gaara? I'd be too scared to ask him about it...
45) 9 became a singer.
Shikamaru? I would laugh my ass off and tell him he fails at life.
46) 10 got a daughter.
Deidara. I'd take the baby away and raise him/her for myself so that Deidara doesn't give his child brain dammage
47) What would 1 think of 2?
Hidan and Itachi? Hidan would want to sacrifice Itachi to Jashin-sama. Jashin-sama would be appeased.
48) How would 3 greet 4?
Tenten and Sasuke? she's throw a kunai at his head and try to kill him - he is a criminal...
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
Sasuke and Kiba... Kiba has a life.
50)What dream would 5 have about 6?
Kiba and Hinata? Haven't we been over this? Kiba luuuuuvs Hinata.
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Hinata and Suigetsu? Absolutely nothing.
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Suigetsu and Gaara? Suigetsu would be pissed off that Gaara doesn't have eyebrows...
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
Gaara and Shikamaru? Battle tactics. Idk...Why don't you ask them?
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Shikamaru and Deidara? Um...anything. They are enemies...
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
Deidara and Hidan? Everything. Hidan is a terrifying person.
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!
If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
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Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning.
Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon.
Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening.
Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night.
Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye.
Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later.
Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow.
Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you?
Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or
O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling?
Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold?
yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better.
Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself.
Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time.
Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or
Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり！ (casual) - Long time no see.
Ne? - Right or Agree
Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or
Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal)
Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year.
Notes: There is a rule for writing hiragana "wa（わ）" and "ha（は）." When
The form "gozaimasu（ございます）" is more polite. It is added when you are talking
The honorific "o（お）" or "go（ご）" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a
"Okagesama de（おかげさまで）" can be used whenever you announce good news in
To reply "Odaiji ni（お大事に）", "Arigatou gozaimasu（ありがとうございます）" is
There is a Japanese song titled "Ohisashiburi ne（お久しぶりね）". "Ne（ね）" is a
The New Year is the most important time of the year in Japan. (just like Christmas in
"Akemasu" literally means "to open". "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu (I look
New Year in my Hometown, Japan:
Although Shogatsu means January, it is celebrated for the first 3 days or the first week of January. These days are considered the most important holidays for the Japanese. One could equate it with the celebration of Christmas in the west. During this time business and schools close for one to two weeks. It is also a time for people to return to their families which leads to the inevitable backlog of travelers. The Japanese decorate their houses, but before the decorations start to be put up a general house cleaning is done. The most common New Year's decorations are pine and bamboo, sacred straw festoons, and oval shaped rice cakes.
On New Year's eve, bells (joya no kane) are rung at the local temples to speed out the old year. The New Year is welcomed in by the eating of year-crossing noodles (toshikoshi-soba). Casual western style clothing is replaced with kimono on New Years day as people go for their first temple or shrine visit of the New Year (hatsumoude). At the temples they pray for health and happiness in the coming year. The reading New Year's cards (nengajou) and the giving of gifts (otoshidama) to young children are also apart of the New Year celebrations.
Food, of course, is also a big part of Japanese New Year's celebrations. Osechi-ryori are special dishes eaten on the first three days of the New Year. Grilled and vinegary dishes are served in multi-layered lacquered boxes (juubako). The dishes are design to be pleasant to look at, and keep for days so that the mother is free from having to cook for three days. There are some regional differences but the osechi dishes are basically the same nationwide. Each of the food types in the boxes represents a wish for the future. Sea Bream (tai) is "auspicious" (medetai). Herring roe (kazunoko) is "the prosperity of one's descendants". Sea tangle roll (kobumaki) is "Happiness" (yorokobu).
Relationship with Cherry blossom:
The cherry blossom (桜, sakura) is the national flower of Japan. It is probably most beloved flower among the Japanese. The blooming of cherry blossoms signifies not only the arrival of spring but the beginning of the new academic year for schools (Japanese school year starts in April) and of the new fiscal year for businesses. The cherry blossoms are symbols of a bright future. Also, their delicacy suggests purity, transience, melancholy and has poetic appeal.
During this period, the weather forecasts include reports on the advance of sakura zensen (桜前線, sakura front) as the blossoms sweep north. As the trees begin to bloom, the Japanese participate in hanami (花見, flower viewing). People gather under the trees, eat picnic lunches, drink sake, view the cherry blossom flowers and have a great time. In cities, viewing cherry blossoms in the evening (夜桜, yozakura) is also popular. Against the dark sky, the cherry blossoms in full bloom are especially beautiful.
However, there is also a dark side. The Japanese cherry blossoms open all at once and seldom last more than a week. From the way they quickly and gracefully fall, they were used by militarism to beautify the death of the suicide units. To samurai in the ancient times or soldiers during World Wars there was no greater glory than dying on the battlefield like scattered cherry blossoms.
Sakura-yu is a tea-like drink made by steeping a salt-preserved cherry blossom in hot water. It is often served at wedding and other auspicious occasions. Sakura-mochi is a dumpling containing sweet bean paste wrapped in a salt-preserved cherry-tree leaf.
A sakura also means a shill who raves about his mock purchase. Originally referring to people who were admitted to watch plays for free. The word came about because cherry blossoms are free for viewing.
The cherry blossom is synonymous with the word "flower (花, hana)". Hana yori dango (花より団子, dumplings over flowers) is a proverb that expresses the practical is preferred over the aesthetic. In hanami, people often seem to be more interested in eating foods or drinking alcohol than appreciating the beauty of the flowers. Click here to learn more expressions including flowers.
Click here to learn the kanji character for "cherry blossom".
The pine (matsu) signifies longevity since it is an ever-green tree, lives for a long time and grows beautifully weathered with age. It has been valued since ancient times and has been incorporated in over 100 family heraldic designs. The pine is also an essential part of any Japanese landscape. It is often drawn in the background of Japanese paintings.
The pine, bamboo, and plum (sho-chiku-bai) are an auspicious combination symbolizing long life, hardiness and vitality. The pine is for longevity and endurance, and the bamboo is for flexibility and strength, and the plum is for a young spirit. This trio is often used in restaurants as a name for the three levels of quality (and price) of its offerings. It is used instead of directly stating quality or price (e.g. the highest quality would be pine). Sho-chiku-bai is also used for the name of a sake (Japanese alcohol) brand.
Kadomatsu are decorations made with assembled pine branches enhanced by a stem of bamboo and spray of plum tree branches. During the New Year, they are placed in front of the house gate. Originally, kadomatsu were displayed to invite the gods in, but these days they are another New Year's decoration.
Matsutake (pine mushroom) is a highly fragrant and edible mushroom that grows naturally near Japanese red pines in autumn. Whether grilled or cooked with rice, the Japanese enjoy the unique aroma and flavor. Matsutake production has fallen dramatically in recent years and it has been turned into an expensive gourmet item
Bamboo (take) is a very strong plant. With a sturdy root structure, it is symbol of prosperity. Simple and unadorned, the bamboo is also symbolic of purity and innocence. "Take o watta youna hito(a man like fresh-split bamboo)" refers to a man with a frank nature.
Bamboo appears in many ancient tales. "Taketori Monogatari(Tale of the Bamboo Cutter)" also known as "Kaguya-hime(The Princess Kaguya)" is about the princess of the moon who is found inside a bamboo stalk, and returns to the moon in the end. It is the oldest narrative literature in kana script, and one of the most beloved stories in Japan.
Bamboo and sasa (bamboo grass) are used in many festivals to ward off evil. On Tanabata (July 7), people write their wishes on strips of paper in various colors and hang them on sasa
"Take ni ki o tsugu"(putting bamboo and wood together) is synonymous with disharmony. "Yabuisha" ("yabu" is bamboo groves and "isha" is a doctor) refers to a quack. Though its origin is not clear, it is probably because just as bamboo leaves rustle in the slightest breeze, an incompetent doctor makes a great to-do about even the slightest illness. "yabuhebi"("hebi" is a snake) means to reap ill fortune from an unnecessary act. It comes from the likelihood that poking a bamboo bush may flush a snake. It is a similar expression to, "let sleeping dogs lie".
Bamboo is found all over in Japan because the warm, humid climate is well-suited to bamboo cultivation. It is frequently used for construction and handcrafts. Shakuhachi is a wind instrument made of bamboo. Bamboo sprouts (takenoko) also have long been used in Japanese cuisine.
For years, people were told to run into the bamboo groves in the event of an earthquake, because the bamboo's strong root structure would hold the earth together.
Click here for kanji character for "Bamboo."
(1) Formal Introductions
A way to introduce new people:
Douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
The honorific "o （お）" or "go （ご）" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a formal way of saying "your." It is very polite.
There are some cases "o" or "go" does not mean "your." In this case they make the word more polite.
(2) Addressing People
(1) Short Questions
O-namae wa (nan desu ka).
(2) How to end a conversation
"Sayonara （さよなら）" is not normally used when leaving one's own homes or places of temporary residence unless one is leaving for a very long time. If you know that you will see a person again soon, expressions like "Ja mata （じゃまた）" or "Mata ashita (また明日)" are used.
"Shitsurei shimasu(失 礼します)" is a formal expression used when announcing that you are leaving someone's presence or when you are leaving before someone else (in this case, it is often said as "Osakini shitsurei shimasu(お先に失礼します).") It is also used when entering a house or room, passing in front of someone or leaving in the middle of a gathering.
Click the link to hear the pronunciation.
Doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
Thank you very much. (This is a polite way of saying "Thanks." It is used for something that has already been done for you and often used by clerks at a shop or an office in the service industry. The customer will normally reply "Doumo" or not at all. Click here for more about this expression.)
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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=shikisenri&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=AILKCZgqtOfnRM:&imgrefurl=http://vampirefreaks.com/members/Angel_of_Death2116/Senri%2BShiki%2BBio&docid=JAZYEokN1MUg3M&imgurl=http://i902.photobucket.com/albums/ac227/XAkatsukiGirl666X/Vampire%252520Knight/Senri-Kun9.png&w=583&h=380&ei=6mezT6bHDuuSiAfykrnaCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=576&vpy=83&dur=2729&hovh=181&hovw=278&tx=142&ty=70&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=121&tbnw=185&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:144&biw=1680&bih=877 => Shiki Senri
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rimatouya&hl=en&biw=1680&bih=877&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=HWXrHnb9SZjIHM:&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/33935874%40N07/3161688815/&docid=UXr7bjAzFP6P2M&imgurl=http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3106/3161688815_d22d2ec555.jpg&w=362&h=500&ei=fWezT5CkNq6PiAfLqOT9CA&zoom=1 => Rima Touya
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=aidouhanabusa&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=ISPKhJesQl8_VM:&imgrefurl=http://www.zerochan.net/179229&docid=n9UKrzaeJqqETM&imgurl=http://static.zerochan.net/full/29/34/179229.jpg&w=1280&h=720&ei=d2CzT9OHFZGWiQfStZHuCA&zoom=1&biw=1680&bih=877 => Aidou Hanabusa
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=akatsukikain&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=0Pj-BzASfHNjnM:&imgrefurl=http://vampireknighttry.wikia.com/wiki/Akatsuki_Kain&docid=Ixj5rnEDIlCI5M&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/vampireknighttry/images/9/90/Kain.png&w=225&h=350&ei=U2GzT7KiB8PdigeZ-5XmCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=343&vpy=63&dur=2720&hovh=280&hovw=180&tx=115&ty=91&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=151&tbnw=98&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:79&biw=1680&bih=877 => Akatsuki Kain
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=rukasouen&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=wI_3wuX68IojPM:&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/fun/who-is-your-favorite-vampire-in-vampire-knight/question-1319585/&docid=xXpb5ZUqiV2D6M&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001319585/Ruka_Chan3_answer_6_xlarge.png&w=350&h=283&ei=cGizT_DzFIuyiQeqt_CICQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1380&vpy=240&dur=1179&hovh=202&hovw=250&tx=148&ty=80&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0,i:123&biw=1680&bih=877 => Ruka Souen
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=seirenvampireknight&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=lepUPDS7OkHOLM:&imgrefurl=http://www.animegalleries.net/img/389668&docid=Vz0Q1GNojlmr2M&imgurl=http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/90203/Seiren.jpg%253F%253D123&w=240&h=297&ei=_mizT_rHGMqeiQe7rdzZCA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=317&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=158&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:79&tx=66&ty=71&biw=1680&bih=877 => Seien
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Ichigotakuma&hl=en&biw=1680&bih=877&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=2V-MF-ItdqrAzM:&imgrefurl=http://vampireknight.wikia.com/wiki/Takuma_Ichijo&docid=7d3ASge-DbEmmM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/vampireknight/images/2/23/IchijoTakuma2.png&w=511&h=328&ei=YWmzT_SQK8OtiAe1xaXQCA&zoom=1 => Ichijou Takuma
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3000000/anime-girls-anime-3019250-800-600.jpg => Amaterasu Ayako (Amaterasu: Who illuminates heaven, Ayaka: Colorful fragrant)
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaJiyF02Cutipv98Op_5Zcu8uVo5We6w-Xle1J50rprPBX79KrWK4fg3Wm => Leiko Mai (Leiko: Arrogant , Mai: Ocean or elegance)
http://www.screensavergift.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/HotSexyAnimeGirls8.jpg => Hamako Kaoru (Hamako: Child of the beach, Kaoru: Fragrant)
http://www.get-free-wallpapers.com/wallpaper/preview/p8049-1288734629/bikini-anime-girl.jpg => Karin Akane (Karin: Pure, Akane: Madder; red dye)
http://static.hlj.com/images/max/max06075.jpg=> Fukiko Hajime (Fukiko: Joyous girl; child of a joyous woman, Hajime: Beginning)
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=yuukikuran&hl=en&sa=G&biw=1680&bih=877&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=4ZTEkfBTLyP7dM:&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/fun/whats-your-favorite-anime-that-you-insanely-want-to-complete-till-the-end/question-1714711/&docid=FexOtIHwibRSHM&imgurl=http://www.deviantart.com/download/130970640/yuuki_by_rayanemg.jpg&w=1024&h=640&ei=3V6zT7DaLq2iiAfUpvnSCA&zoom=1 => Yuuki Cross
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=yorivampireknight&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=hDicSgyJL7o6QM:&imgrefurl=http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/Vampire_Knight_RolePlaying&docid=xUDGXSwcVyF5IM&imgurl=http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/a17e0143e6d7c5e0fe9708ba774f17641231207970_full.jpg&w=378&h=316&ei=Tl-zT4yGEsSViQfN-OSICQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=699&vpy=392&dur=305&hovh=205&hovw=246&tx=93&ty=107&sig=101118865073998570553&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=195&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:0,i:141&biw=1680&bih=877 => Sayori Wakaba
https://www2.lsmsecure.com/itd/shop/images/P/Anime%20Girl%2021.bmp => Natsu Kiyoshi (Natsu: Summer, Kiyoshi: Quiet)
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=zerokiryu&start=71&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=LQzv28m1567tzM:&imgrefurl=http://auliiaaa.blogspot.com/2011/05/zero-kiryuu.html&docid=29qLN9w2FmObuM&imgurl=http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xo73Ag6vJ94/TcpNqJNv6FI/AAAAAAAAAGU/n5zVZIZZl_I/516448_thumb%25255B5%25255D.jpg&w=222&h=229&ei=-mmzT9KSLPGTiQfeh6DnCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1238&vpy=131&dur=1731&hovh=183&hovw=177&tx=123&ty=75&sig=101118865073998570553&page=3&tbnh=157&tbnw=158&ndsp=41&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:71,i:36&biw=1680&bih=877 => Zero Kiriyu
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kaiencross&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=8ykwtzroSNawoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/anime/forum/post/49376/2/long-haired-guys&docid=hQPIFDqB8USH0M&imgurl=http://images4.fanpop.com/image/forum/49000/49376_1282636539962_full.jpg&w=704&h=400&ei=dGqzT9m9J46hiQej183mCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=308&vpy=102&dur=3499&hovh=169&hovw=298&tx=180&ty=96&sig=101118865073998570553&page=2&tbnh=154&tbnw=246&start=30&ndsp=37&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:30,i:142&biw=1680&bih=877 => Kaien Cross
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/2733642617_c27301fbfc.jpg => Akemi Atsushi (Akemi: Bright and beautiful; red beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)
http://www.cutehotguys.com/23966-2/Brownhairanimeguypics_3_.jpg => Akio Atsushi (Akio: Bright man, Atsushi:Pure ambition)
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/S/SA/SAS/sasuke369/1190540788_eAnimeGirl.jpg => Yoshino Atsushi (Yoshino: Dense beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)
http://images.wikia.com/bleachfanfiction/images/b/b2/Izanagi1.jpg => Hiromi Atsushi (Hiromi: Broadminded beauty, Atsushi:Pure ambition)
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/330680-bigthumbnail.jpg => Koto Kazuma (Koto: Harp, Kazuma: True Harmony)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSeYKQr23XmePV1VXDrhZY0DuNwnHY9MtY0Tlra0AzLyA82hly2SMeAAryX => Masaye Maiko (Masaye: Blessed with elegance, Maiko: Dance child)
http://upload.rashed-elmajed.com/up/uploads/images/rashed-5428f69120.jpg => Naota Riichirou (Naota: Thich honesty, Riichirou: Son of one logic)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mnMhnz_wmMs/SyizdN6EpGI/AAAAAAAAA80/qlQX1M6L-Qw/s400/Sexy_teacher_anime.jpg => Airi Akeno (Airi: Beloved Jasmine, Akeno: Bright meadow; of light)
Top Yuuki wore in chapter one
Skirt Yuuki wore in chapter one
Shoe Yuuki wore in the chapter one
Barrette Yuuki wore in the first chapter
The dress Yuuki wore in chapter two when she went to the garden.
The shoes Yuuki wore in chapter two when she went to the garden.
Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.
Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.
Yoshiko's hairstyle in second chapter.
Yoshiko's dress in second chapter while meeting Yuuki for the first time.
Yuuki's dress when she went to CBR in chapter two.
Yuuki's shoes when she went to CBR in chapter two.
Yuuki's hairstyle in second chapter when she went to the garden.
Yuuki's dress in second chapter when she went to open the Moon Dormitory doors.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V338835_2Q8.jpg - top she wore underneathe the cardigan.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V334250_2AH.jpg - cardigan and shorts she wore.
Yuuki's shoes in second chapter when she went to open the Moon Dormitory gates.
Zero's outfit in second chapter when he was prying the fan girls and fan boys away from the Moon Dormitory gates.
Zero's shoes in second chapter when he was prying the fan girls and fan boys away from the Moon Dormitory gates.
Pictures of OC and OOC characters
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMhW7ViCwOpmPmWOAKX-jqCQmhBrhnm--GO7HtVWdhPcGCk-nT4Z3WLw4 => Sakura Haruno
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=inoyamanaka&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=Dup4nPjAwcFOdM:&imgrefurl=http://grave-keeper.deviantart.com/art/Ino-Yamanaka-115124499&docid=v9dEkCdXoS58PM&imgurl=http://th09.deviantart.net/fs43/PRE/f/2009/065/5/5/Ino_Yamanaka_by_Grave_Keeper.png&w=751&h=1063&ei=ERvDT-C2DYWQiAeI0-2oCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=404&vpy=227&dur=711&hovh=267&hovw=189&tx=117&ty=112&sig=117131279132071492046&page=1&tbnh=125&tbnw=93&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0,i:168 => Ino Yamanaka
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=hinatahyuga&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=O7T-P-dhuFubsM:&imgrefurl=http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/hinata-hyuga-4-eva/22446649/&docid=kYV7Z-XFbptgvM&imgurl=http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/a321e39e7c5889477fea9a47f21c0994/http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad162/Hikari_Schiffer/Wallpapers/HinataHyuuga.jpg&w=800&h=600&ei=0SjDT5qsG86hiQeUu-GzCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&sig=117131279132071492046&page=2&tbnh=139&tbnw=185&start=19&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:19,i:114&tx=58&ty=50 => Hinata Hyuuga
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=tenten&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=KQnRWNjFe39a6M:&imgrefurl=http://www.zerochan.net/129977&docid=AiINSV7GFCdEiM&imgurl=http://www.zerochan.net/src/zerochan.Tenten.129977.jpg&w=900&h=997&ei=_SjDT7_6JoewiQfJ28STCg&zoom=1 => Tenten Akari
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=karinnarutowallpaper&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&tbnid=5P5ZNALKCRy3HM:&imgrefurl=http://naruto-hd-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2009/02/naruto-hd-wallpapers-set-3.html&docid=xeWeZkDVcpJoxM&imgurl=http://i550.photobucket.com/albums/ii440/ShekharGear1/Naruto%252520HQ/4c37253f.jpg&w=1024&h=768&ei=binDT8-FFYTYigfNwqS0Cg&zoom=1 => Karin Akane
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=sasukeuchiha&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://www.narutowallpaper.biz/Sasuke/Sasuke-Uchiha/&tbnid=Q_KJ7Ixbyv-NuM&docid=nR5O01gZE9KZBM&ved=0CAoQhRYoAQ&ei=JCnDT6fmEYyZiAebofmJCg&dur=15954 => Sasuke Uchiha
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=naruto&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://the-best-top-desktop-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2011/01/naruto-shippuden-wallpapers.html&tbnid=6TiJbvQpfmTrGM&docid=TT4zjBsDK39PzM&ved=0CBsQhRYoAg&ei=oCnDT8PFM-yZiAffw7m6Cg&dur=1831 => Naruto Namikaze
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=shikamaru&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://www.naruto-wallpaper.net/370-shikamaru.html&tbnid=VsTE8uawlOThYM&docid=1fveKgaqDm8CFM&ved=0CCQQhRYoAQ&ei=-CnDT47vDu-viQfRhf2fCg&dur=1465 => Shikamaru Nara
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=neji&hl=en&biw=1120&bih=634&gbv=2&sout=0&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://media.photobucket.com/image/neji/bluetigers75/Naruto%2520Pictures/Neji/Neji%2520Shippuden/NejiShippuden-1.png%3Fo%3D14&tbnid=7k6-QPbU_cRaHM&docid=n2iL8P-nlPl-xM&ved=0CAoQhRYoAQ&ei=pSnDT-T6AeiziQeJxN2ICg&dur=1537&dur=3357 => Neji Hyuuga
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=suigetsu&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://www.scenicreflections.com/download/302208/Suigetsu_Wallpaper/&tbnid=gSWBkUIHKmdp1M&docid=p_k_q6OzGRwj_M&ved=0CBYQhRYoAA&ei=9CnDT93oFoSYiAf9_o2dCg&dur=1880 => Suigetsu
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=itachi&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itachi_Uchiha&tbnid=u_4EOKtH-bDsMM&docid=PFdu-akqwSU7oM&ved=0CBcQhRYoAQ&ei=sSnDT--gPMSXiAfr-rmJCg&dur=3418 => Itachi Uchiha
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=kisamehoshigaki&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://benjaminsaga.blogspot.com/2011/02/kisame-hoshigaki-images-and-wallpapers.html&tbnid=vTF-xa3ii4LklM&docid=-iuGLzGsTUcB7M&ved=0CAoQhRYoAQ&ei=tCnDT8-lEsSviQeovsyiCg&dur=1995 => Kisame Hoshigaki
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=hidan&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://wallpapergyd.blogspot.in/2011/02/hidan-wallpaper.html&tbnid=aAcXWITrpCRekM&docid=1ZNbXSoSWun_NM&ved=0CBYQhRYoAA&ei=uCnDT-C0F7GviQfSmM2RCg&dur=1424 => Hidan
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=kakuzu&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://bilinick.blogspot.com/2010/09/kakuzu.html&tbnid=K4oPddKxzh85UM&docid=8iW7mHgOm46rPM&ved=0CD0QhRYoAA&ei=uinDT-bbCYm5iQegkKWlCg&dur=1208 => Kakuzu
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=sasori&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://madaraking.xtgem.com/Sasri%2520Galleries&tbnid=ZdajHEjw7Y5itM&docid=_NAwYahTFe1wDM&ved=0CAoQhRYoAQ&ei=uynDT5eYJ42viQe-xoCgCg&dur=2361 => Sasori no Akasuna
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=deidara&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://top-naruto-pictures.blogspot.com/2008/12/deidara-best-wallpaper.html&tbnid=A4HH3z8tWC-iXM&docid=An4avAMTQMRaFM&ved=0CAsQhRYoAg&ei=vSnDT-XSDsWjiAffrZiUCg&dur=355 => Deidara no Iwa
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=tobi&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://narutofanslink.blogspot.com/2011/05/uchiha-madara-leader-of-uchiha-clan.html&tbnid=014Zihur4FowJM&docid=GJUa4nAlJnRVJM&ved=0CD0QhRYoAA&ei=ySnDT6CHH6m6iQe5v8jFCg&dur=2653 => Tobi
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=konan&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/konan/images/6334059/title/konan_akatsuki&tbnid=PEvMuJqng0boEM&docid=TKIpjlEIR7ZykM&ved=0CDEQhRYoAQ&ei=yynDT_GeG--SiAf81MWoCg&dur=2000 => Konan
http://www.google.mv/imgres?q=pein&hl=en&gbv=2&sout=0&biw=1120&bih=634&tbm=isch&imgrefurl=http://www.animeresimleri.com/img2587.htm&tbnid=Zyku7kKt7_zllM&docid=RTV9Y15f89qU0M&ved=0CAsQhRYoAg&ei=1SnDT_RFqbYige2su2oCg&dur=6988 => Pein
Top & Skirt
The outfit Sakura wore in chapter one when she went to KHS.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V314793_S48.jpg => dress
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V331992_KNEE.jpg => heels
The outfit Sakura wore in chapter one after she took a bath.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V336642_2R7.jpg => top
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V341062_EDIT_TN.jpg => jean leggings
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V339266.jpg => heels
The outfit Tenten was wearing in chapter one when she went to the cafe.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V341491.jpg => top
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V336347.jpg => jeans
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V337464.jpg => sneakers
The outfit Tenten was wearing in chapter one when she went to the cafe.
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V336291.jpg => top and cardigan
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V334310.jpg => jeans
http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V335634.jpg => wedge heels
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