|Daughter of Slytherin|
Hey, my names Sarah. I'm not gonna say what I look like or my age 'cause that would be creepy. What I will say is that I mostly spend my time reading fanfiction, watching anime, watching movies, reading books, listeneing to music, watching Youtube videos or any combination of those. I love NaruxHina but cant stand NaruxSaku. Im obsessed with CocaCola and drink at least 1 a day. I hate it when people say I read too much. And I hate Twilight but love Twilight fanfiction unless its EdwardxBella. Im extremly sarcastic and consider myself much funnier than I actually am. my friends say Im goth but I swear Im not. At least not yet. I love all genres of music but mostly listen to alternative. Thats really all I can think of. If youre reading this awesome but if youre not thats okay because I dont really care. Enjoy :)
Fav Book Series (not in order)
-The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices
-The Steampunk Chronicles
-The Dust Lands
Fav TV Shows(Not Including Anime)
-Game of Thrones
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater.
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!
The PJO Oath
I promise to remember Percy
You know you are obsessed with Naruto when...
On a really hot day, you say "God, it feels like I'm living in Suna!" to yourself or to some random person.
You call your best friend/rival 'dobe' or 'teme'
You call your worst enemy "That snake-bastard!"
Your favorite meal consists of ramen, ramen, and ramen!
You are convinced that every red-head you know is a homicidal maniac and must be hit many times so that they see the error of their ways.
You have accidentally on purpose called one of your friends one of the characters from Naruto.
You are constantly on the watch for new Naruto anything (aka music, manga, anime, plushies, etc.)
Your catch phrase is either "Dattebayo!" or the ever famous "Hn."
You call every pervert you know "Ero-Sennin."
You call every older lady you know (hopefully very well) "Baa-chan" then duck under the fist sent your way.
You think your best friend stole your first kiss.
You grab random leaves while outside and try to split them with your "chakra."
You try to convince your parents to buy you a fox.
You and your best friends go around randomly doing "Nice Guy" poses both in private and in public!
You have tried at least once (and maybe even succeeded) in getting the back of your hair to look like a ducks butt.
You have put pink hair dye into your sisters/siblings/friends shampoo and then tried to blame it on someone else while dodging punches.
You have successfully randomly ambushed a friend and tied them up.
You sleep with kunai and/or shiruken under your pillow.
You own at least one type of outfit from a character from Naruto.
You have one or more Naruto wall scrolls on the ceiling above your bed or on the wall above the head of the bed.
Your friends call you kitsune, a character name, Naruto-nerd, or just baka when ever said topic comes up.
You refer to menial tasks (aka school work, your friends, anything and everything….) as "troublesome."
You cry (and then try to kill or at least severely maim) when someone has stopped the recording of Naruto when it comes on the T.V.
You throw sand at someone and then say in a monotone "Desert Coffin" and pray that it actually works.
You have ever tried to give yourself the "Gaara Eyes" look and then gone out in public.
You have ever tried to give a friend the "Gaara Eyes" look and then lock them outside so the public sees them.
You or your friend buys a pug so you/they can name him Pakkun.
You swear that your friend is possessed by a demon.
Your friends swear YOU are possessed by a demon.
You step on someone's shadow hoping that it'll make them freeze.
You always yell/say "Itadakimasu!" before digging into a meal.
You have made a scroll summons for a snake/frog/slug.
You know someone who has a gambling debt.
You know someone who dresses their pig in faux pearls.
You have perfected the handseals to every/almost every jutsu know to the Naruto cast.
You stare at a friend and mimic everything they do, saying you possess the Sharingan and can't help it.
You vow to kill/severely maim a sibling.
Your parents think you need therapy, and you tell them the Kyuubi is a great therapist. After all, he knows ALL the answers, the damn fox.
You've fought with your best friend and you both end up with broken bones and a trip to the hospital with a pissed off karate instructor and even more pissed off parents on the way.
You have become good at the art of puppetry.
You place ice cubes in a circle around a friend and throw toothpicks at them until they get pissed enough to jump at you. You then proceed to congratulate them and say that they have achieved the first stage of the Sharingan.
You have helped your best friend shave off your other best friends eyebrows while he/she slept and then write the kanji for love above his/her left eye.
You have had to run while laughing maniacally from said eyebrowless friend as they begin to throw punches that would rival Tsunade's.
You have managed to run more than six steps up a tree with your "chakra infused feet" without falling on your ass for the zillionth time.
You know someone that has "added to the art of the city" by "decorating" the side of a building.
You and your best friends play paintball but call out attack names before shooting each other. (aka Chidori, Rasengan, etc.)
You wished like hell you had Naruto's healing ability after said paintball fight.
You have successfully mastered the "Uchiha Death Glare."
You accidentally called your father "Hokage-sama."
You use Kakashi's lines whenever you are late. (aka I got lost on the Road of Life.)
Your best friend immediately calls you a liar after said Kakashi line.
You or someone you know is constantly being smacked upside the head and being called "Naruto no baka!" for saying and/or doing something extremely stupid.
You have ever tried to walk on water.
You and your best friends get a kick out of walking around in public with Kiba or Kankuro face paint on and laugh as people stare at you like you're crazy.
You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter When
You’ve made your own firebolt...and played quidditch on it with your friends who also have their own broomsticks.
You don’t understand when your friends can't cry on demand, because all you have to do is think about dobby.
When someone says "i'm serious" you say "no you're not!"
When they say "yes i am" you say "nuh-huh, can you turn into a big black dog?"
And you don’t care when they give you a very weird look.
When the school bus comes around the corner you stick out your wand arm.
You’ve made multiple pygmy puffs out of yarn…and named them
You cried when your classmate ripped one of them apart.
You’ve made your own S.P.E.W. Badges…and worn them to school.
Someone says “creature” you think “Kreacher”
You’re convinced that your dog is actually lupin, because he looks like a wolf.
Whenever you hear the name “Frank” you think ”the Gardner”.
When you hear a different description of a werewolf you say “nuh-uh, that’s wrong” then proceed to explain what the correct description is, shouting when they walk away.
You squish every beetle you see- it just might be Rita Skeeter.
You always bow before touching a horse.
And then refuse to pet the horse if it doesn’t bow back.
You were coming back from a trip the night DH came out, and even though you had already reserved a copy at the bookstore, you cried when your mom wouldn’t let you buy a second copy at the store in the Seattle airport so you could read it on the plane.
You’ve brewed your own Felix Felicis—and then drank it before your exams.
You cried when Hedwig died.
You mention something that has to do with Harry Potter and your friends who haven’t read it know what you are talking about.
You have feathers in your binder instead of pens.
You see something that scares you and automatically scream “riddiculus!”
When you were bored you made a list of all the HP characters you could think of.
The list was four pages long.
Front and back.
When you’re writing and it gets a little dark you say “lumos”
You’re surprised when the tip of your pencil doesn’t light up.
You refer to your least favorite relatives as “Marge”.
You see a balloon way up in the sky and you could swear you heard it screaming.
Anytime you see a big shaggy black dog you are wxtremely careful for the next 24 hours.
When you heard that the guy who played cedric in HP was going to be playing Edward in the Twilight movie you started to refer to him as “Cedward”.
When a stranger asks for your name you automatically say “Stan Shunpike”.
The cactus plant in your kitchen is actually a Mimbelus Mimbeltonia.
You put a belt around your parent’s “Big Book of Mammals”, just in case.
You believe that Florean Fortescue owns Hot Licks Home Made Ice Cream.
You have a stuffed animal cat named Crookshanks.
You don’t speak to anybody who hasn’t read HP.
You call good students at your school “prefects”.
You have painted a Dark Mark on your bedroom ceiling.
You sleep in a four poster bed with dark red velvet curtains.
You are watching the third movie, Snape says to write 2 scrolls of parchment on werewolves. You say “HA, I could so do that!” you get out a piece of paper and write “werewolves” at the top.
You cried when Hagrid said “buckbeak’s been sentenced to death.”
You finish writing in your diary and you say “mischief managed”.
Whenever it gets cold and dark you eat chocolate and then are surprised when the sun doesn’t suddenly come out from behind the clouds.
You see a shadow on the wall and you scream “dememtor, dementor!” and run screaming.
You spend hours each morning trying to change the color of your hair.
You’ve been the same Harry Potter character multiple years in a row for Halloween.
You’ve memorized the Hogwarts school song, and often sing it to yourself.
You know all of the Sorting Hat’s songs.
You have a hippogriff costume hanging on the wall somewhere in your house.
Your family has to say a password before they are allowed to enter your room.
There is a painting of a fat lady in a pink dress on your bedroom door.
You really, really wish you had a skiving snackbox in your locker.
When someone says something about a fortune teller you snort and go “yeah right”.
You stroke the spines of your books before you open them—just to be safe.
You try to catch smoke with your bare hands.
You are reading this list right now.
You do any of the things on this list!
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