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Poll: If a Skyrim/Justice League story were to be written, who would you want the Dovahkiin and Aela to be paired up with? Vote Now!
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since: 06-05-11, id: 2964326, Profile Updated: 05-16-13
country: Australia
Author has written 21 stories for Mortal Kombat, Dungeons and Dragons, Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Fable, Halo, Justice League, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Marvel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Devil May Cry, Warhammer, Harry Potter, Forgotten Realms, Assassin's Creed, and Elder Scroll series.

Name: Angry lil' elf

Gender: Male

Occupation: Writer/Assassin/Mercenary/Chef/Bounty Hunter

Interests: Victoria's Secret Angels (in love with Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima etc. If you don't know who the victoria's secret angels are then you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.), Writing short stories, cooking, killing people I don't like

Favourite heroes: Master Chief; because he's awesome. Batman; because he's LEGEN-wait for it... ... ... *goes to get sandwich*-DARY!!!! Aragorn: because you can count on him to lead you to victory. The Arbiter Thel Vaddam; because he's awesome like the Master Chief. The gang from RedvsBlue; because they're so damn funny especially Sarge & Tucker. Matt Mullins; he's an awesome martial artist. Scorpion from Mortal Kombat; because he's LEGEN-wait for it... ... ... *goes to get sandwich*-DARY!!!! Black Canary from DC comics; because she's hot & I have a weakness for blonde women. Wonder Woman; like Black Canary she's hot. The Predator; because he's badass. Rorshach; because he's badass. Deadpool; because he's hilarious. The Jack of Blades... ok he's not really a hero but still he's pretty awesome when you think about it

Contrary to belief I am not an elf nor am I short but I do have anger issues so if you could all please not make any jokes about me it would be much appriciated

I don't like Slash; femmeslash I don't mind because women having sex with each other it's hot but men having sex with each other it just creeps me out.

Just as a note guys, I may be deleting some of my stories and rewriting them for various reasons, you'll which ones I delete the netime u sarch for oe of them

My superhero team meme.

Basic idea of who and what class they would be

The roles;

The Leader: basically the leader of the team who rallies the troops into battle.

The Second-in-Command: the one who helps the Leader carry out orders and is by their side until the bitter end.

The Brains: the scientist of the team, the one who creates weapons and technology and vehicles for the team.

The Brawn: the one who likes to smash the enemy to pieces and his/her team is glad he/she is on their side.

The Funnyman: the funny one of the team, always willing to crack a joke, even at the most inopportune of times.

The Lone Wolf: someone who is at odds with the team, namely the Leader and is mostly doing their own thing.

The Outsider: the one who feels they don't belong in society due to various reasons and feels the team is their best and only friends.

The Warrior: the one made for combat and battle, has a strict code of honour and is loyal to the team.

The Veteran: the one who has had the most experience in life and has survived, always willing to give those advice when in need but can be quite cynical about things.

The Other (can be various): can be anyone that joins the team, a former bad guy, the heart of the team, the one with the most sex appeal, the loose cannon etc.

My superhero team;

The Leader; Optimus Prime (Transformers Animated): A young but still strong warrior whose had experience leading a team but will have difficulty leading a team of different species.

Second-in-command: Carol Danvers AKA Ms Marvel: An experienced superhero whose worked in various teams and could be considered the Brawn but is more levelheaded than what would be expected to be of a Brawn character.

Brains: Azmuth (Ben 10 series): the most intelligent of the team but can be quite cold, almost arrogant and uncaring but does have a soft side to him.

The Brawn: Karen Starr AKA Power Girl: the cousin of Superman from an alternate dimension, Power Girl certainly doesn't do false advertising and whatever you do, don't look at her breasts or risk getting a fist in your face.

Funnyman: Rex (Generator Rex): what you would expect of a teenager given great power, immature, impulsive and well a cocky teenager who always makes jokes at inopportune times.

The Lone Wolf: Zen-Aku (Power rangers Wild Force): A former villain who wants to repent for past mis-deeds but is at odds with Optimus when it comes to certain things such as letting enemies live.

The Outsider: Delilah (Gargoyles): Delilah is certainly an outcast as she is a half human (Elisa Maza) and half Gargoyle (Demona) clone but will find her place on the team.

The Warrior: Jack (Samurai Jack): A noble warrior out of time and lives by a code to help those in need, Jack is fiercely loyal to the team and gives Optimus the utmost respect.

The Veteran: John Marston (Red Dead Redemption): A man from the dying Wild West, John is generally cynical towards life judging from his remarks but keeps going with life and will follow his team to the bitter end and is a crack shot.

The Other (The Mystic): Zatanna Zatara (Justice League Unlimited): A powerful sorceress who is the heart and conscience of them team.

The Other (The Wild Card): Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series): often at odds with society and people, Faith is something of a loose cannon but she does care for her team mates.

this is my team, what's yours?


1. Haloof the Ring » reviews
Chief ends up in middle earth for a new fight & becomes entangled in the war of the ring
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 9-7-11 - Master Chief/John-117
2. A League of his own » reviews
Master Chief and Cortana end up in the Justice League universe and join the League. Rated M for violence, swearing and lemons.
Crossover - Halo & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,803 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 5-3-13 - Published: 12-9-11 - Master Chief/John-117 & Dinah L./Black Canary
3. Justice League: In The Dovahkiin's League reviews
In an attempt to free Durnehviir, the Dragonborn, his wife Aela, Odahviing and Durnehviir end up in the DCAU universe, how will the world cope with these four unknowns?
Crossover - Justice League & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-13 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin & Aela
4. Fable 2: Spartans Don't Die » reviews
What if Spartan-B312 didn't die on Reach? What if he had somehow been transported to the world of Albion around the time Sparrow started her quest for revenge? Read to find out more. Noble Six/Sparrow pairing in this story.
Crossover - Halo & Fable - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,406 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-13-13 - Published: 1-28-13 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six & Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
5. Harry and Fleur's Private Lesson reviews
Fleur gives Harry an exclusive private lesson for saving her sister. A 'Fleur rewards Harry' story contains sexual situations, rated M15
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-8-13 - Harry P. & Fleur D.
6. Harry Do'Urden » reviews
A heartfelt wish from a five year old Harry sends him to Faerun where Drizzt finds him, takes him in and teaches him the ways of a ranger, Dumbledore then pulls Harry from his adopted world to find that Harry isn't a little boy anymore. Contains manipulative delusional Dumbledore, mulitple character bashing, strong intelligent Harry, Harry/Tonks at first, then eventual Harry/Fleur
Crossover - Harry Potter & Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 11-13-12 - Fleur D.
7. The Creed of Justice reviews
After discovering the Piece of Eden in Altair's Library, Ezio is sent to the future to aid his descendant against the Templar menace and joins the Justice league in taking the White Martian invasion. Rated M for violence, swearing and other adult themes
Crossover - Justice League & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-19-13 - Ezio A.
8. Harry the Hero of Hogwarts reviews
The Socerer Scythe comes to Hogwarts and takes harry under his wing and teaches him the ways of a Hero, set during the GoF, Contains Ron, Ginny and Molly Bashing, Good but human/humble Dumbledore and strong powerful Harry. Pairings are Harry/Fleur, Hermione/Krum and Cedric/Cho. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fable - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-13 - Harry P. & Scythe
9. Justice League: Deal with a Devil » reviews
Dante ends up in the JLU universe, how will everyone react to this Devil in their midst? Rated M for mature themes, sex, violence, swearing and partying
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-18-12 - Published: 8-12-12 - Dante
10. Angel Eyes reviews
Very much similar to HarryxFleur stories His Angel and Letters, Over the summer Harry exchanges letters with Fleur Delacour and soon meets her at the World Cup, set during the Goblet of Fire, rated M for violence, swearing and sex, contains Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Percy and Molly bashing you have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-11-12 - Fleur D. & Harry P.
11. The Avenging Spartan » reviews
The Chief, Arbiter, Johnson, Miranda, Cortana and a Forerunner AI end up in the Marvel universe. Rated M for violence, swearing, sex and alot of other things. Harem warning.
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 11-12-12 - Published: 4-27-12 - Master Chief/John-117
12. WarhammerHalo: That's No Meteor reviews
John, Cortana and the Dawn crash land in the homeland of the elves, the Warhammer will be forever changed. John-harem pairing, rated M15 for violence, swearing and other adult stuff
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-9-12 - High Elves & Master Chief/John-117
13. The Ballad of Hal » reviews
Chief and Cortana fall into the Fable world and are embroiled in a fight against a vicious warlord. Rated M for violence, swearing, drinking and sex.
Crossover - Halo & Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,934 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 10-19-11 - Master Chief/John-117
14. The Hero of Sunnydale » reviews
Xander dresses up as a Hero on Halloween and later Scythe and Theresa awaken the power within Xander to become a Hero. Pairings FaithxXander, rated M for violence, swearing, sex etc.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-26-12 - Published: 6-8-12 - Xander H.
15. An Unexpected Love reviews
The Princess meets another Hero while in Mourningwood, some PrincessxOC love, for humour one sided BenxPage and Reaver flirting everyone. there will be lemons in later chapters and plenty of action, btw my Crawler is female makes it intersting. Rated M.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-12 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall & unknown 1
16. The Dating Game reviews
Batman goes on a dating show and has to choose between Catwoman, Black Canary and Huntress
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-11 - Complete
17. Ice Cold reviews
Bats, Canary and Zatanna get stuck in during a snow storm and things get frisky. Could be interperetted as romance, crack or OOC. Rated M
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Dinah L./Black Canary - Complete
18. Love Hurts reviews
A story of Lady Grey is resurrected and falls in love the Hero and their marriage, love/sex life and rasing a child. Rated M for lemons, swearing, drinking and violence No marriage abuse BTW
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-11 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone & Lady E. Gray
19. Halo of Zelda: a new fight reviews
to be decided
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-11
20. New Blood
Four new children are thrown into the Realm & assist the Young Ones in their quest
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Published: 9-2-11
21. Scorpion's Diary reviews
Scorpion's sexual encounters with Jade, Sonya & Kitana. Rated M.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-7-11 - Scorpion & Kitana - Complete