'Allo Mates,

Recent Updates: Oh, the busyness. My creativity's been kinda on the back burner as I try to wrap up the rest of the school year. But, shock of all shocks, I'm still managing to do some writing. (Yeah, I said it was shocking, didn't I?) All of which to say, updates will continue to be very sporadic, but I'm in the process of working on a couple of chapters for my This Complicates Things fic. A few of you have expressed the wish that my chapters were longer. Alas, the muse is fickle, but I got a fantastic idea the other day, so I've been cooking up a chapter that is looking like it will be a respectable length. Stay tuned. I'm gonna try to churn it out in a couple of days, :)

Facts as a Reader: I read fanfic, rather voraciously and at the cost of school work, I'm afraid. While I'm confessing, I might as well admit that I'm a huge H/C and Angst addict so the majority of the stories in my fav section will be of that variety [though I do have my fair share of humor, character analyzation, etc.] I'm afraid I do have the "Favorite-ing Curse" as I generally fave any story I think is amazing and would like to read again. Ergo...my fave section is humongous.

There will be little-to-zero OCs, no Mary Sues, no Romance-focused fics, and no explicit sexual scenes in faved stories. I am not a fan of slash, but ever ever so so soooo rarely, I will find a story so incredibly good, that I force myself to work past the slash in order to the appreciate it. There are about 5 or so such slash stories [usually in the X-Men and Supernatural realms] in my Library [a.k.a Favorite Story section] but they should all have warnings within the fics themselves. Look to the individualized fic warnings if you want to know what objectionable content is in them.

My favorite authors list entail those authors of whom I've enjoyed nearly every story they've written. [say that 5 times fast...] Nevertheless, there are a few authors who are frankly, so friggin' incredible and blow me away every time they write something so I'm going to name as the cream of the crop. [Refer to below list]

Facts on a Community and Lists: Now that all of that's been said, I'll finish up by mentioning that I've set up a community for my Merlin Fics called "It Must Have Been a Gust of Wind..." so feel free to enjoy that, though in all likelihood I'll prolly replace that eventually with an X:Men: First Class Community. As to the other fics, feel free to enjoy my personal library. Further below is a list of the Movies/Books/TV Shows in my library along with the character I prefer to get the crap beaten out of them. I've included this list b/c, as a whump-addict, I prefer it when authors let their readers know on their profiles who they prefer to beat up so they know whether it's applicable to their own whump preferences... So to all fellow readers I bequeath unto you--a list.

Facts as an Author: I've just started writing fanfic. I blame lucid dreaming for finally getting me start. I have absolutely no idea what type of writer I'll be, but I guarantee that if you vote me into office, I will ensure that the national debt will be fixe--er...wrong speech...heh...heh heh. There will be no slash, no incest, no sex, no mary-sues, no non-canon romance. There will be violence and there might be language.

There are a few things, I'm reluctant to write about in fanfiction due to personal convictions. These things generally apply to my SPN fics. My own personal views on God, eternity, etc. will necessarily seep into my writing at some point, but there are a few other things which, no matter how canon, I simply will not write about because I have taken such a strong moral stand on them personally in my life. As a result, I don't usually write God as a character or delve into deep theological issues like whether or not angels are male or female. Just so ya'll know.

I should also add that I do my best to PM everyone who reviews my stories a thank you. If you find this irritating, my apologies. I am of the opinion that if you as a reader take the time to review my stories, then I as the author should take the time to at least thank you for your feedback. Do unto others et cetera et cetera.

Facts as an Individual: I always prefer to have at least some scope of the person I'm talking to whenever I review, etc. so to give ya'll a general idea of who I am, here's a few brief notes.

- Female
- Between 18-25 years
- Open-minded
- Will continue PM chats as long as the other person wants to
- If late for any reason, assume very poor health and/or rigorous school/debate schedule

Aforementioned Author List [No Particular Order:

Alex Kade [magnificent seven, losers, fantastic 4]
ChristianGateFan [x-men: first class]
Emachinescat [merlin]
wild wolf free17 [everything...just everything]
Stillwater1 [supernatural]
NezumiPi [x-men: first class]
Skag Trendy [supernatural]
SophieSaulie [chaos]
KCS [star trek, sherlock]
Fireglass [supernatural]
Ultra-Geek [merlin]
Dark Satirist [x-men: first class, supernatural]
InsideYourDreams24 [inception, a-team]
Southplains [bonanza]

Aforementioned Whump-List:

Avatar: Zuko

Ben 10: Kevin 11

Bonanza: Joe Cartwright

[Bonanza has the honor of being the first show for which I read fanfiction and the incredible author Southplains has the honor of being the one whose incredible writing made me sell my soul so that I might read fanfiction]

Breakout Kings: Lloyd Lowery

Chaos: Billy Collins

[Though honestly, I prefer Rick, but there are nearly no hurt!Rick fics out there]

Chuck: Chuck Bartowski

Fantastic Four [Movie] : Johnny Storm

Four Brothers: Jack Mercer

Inception: Arthur

Leverage: Eliot Spencer

Lord of the Rings [Book Movie] : Legolas

Losers: Jensen

Magnificent Seven: Vin Tanner

Merlin: Merlin

NCIS: Tony DiNozzo

Numb3rs: Charlie Eppes

Primeval: Stephen Hart and Becker

Prince of Persia [Movies] : Dastan

Psych: Shawn Spencer

Robin Hood: Prince of Theives: Will Scarlett

Sherlock [TV Show Movie] : John Watson

Star Trek [TV Show Movie] : Spock

Stargate: SG-1: Daniel Jackson

Stargate: Universe: Nicholas Rush

Stargate: Atlantis: John Sheppard

Suits: Mike Ross

Supernatural: Sam Winchester

[For the moment, Supernatural owns my soul]

Thor: Loki

White collar: Neal Caffrey

X-Men: The Movie [Specifically First Class] : Charles Xavier