Okay I havent Been here for about a year and i still have regrets about this place

So Im Currently going to try and keep up now Because im just so Sorry I shall keep trying my hardest and stuff To the Books

Jayfeathers Facebook Page: Chapter 4 In Progress (Genre Comedy)

Dark as Night, Cold as his Blood : Currently In progress

SilverWings Moment of Truth: Also Currently In

Progress Sundawns Life: Never to Be continued

Dates: Jayfeathers Facebook Page : Every Saturday

Dark as Night, Cold as His Blood: Whenever i can

SilverWings Moment of Truth : As soon As Possible

More Coming Soon NOW FOR FUNNY SMS JOKES!!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

What is BUSINESS?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.

Son: then Ok.

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.

Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.

President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then OK That's business...!!

Why were males created before females? Because you alwas need a rough draft before the final copy.