SwissMiss1
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since: 11-19-02, id: 296775, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 41 stories for Ballykissangel, and Harry Potter.

Since I see some people have checked on my profile page, I supposed I should actually put something on it.

I'm a stay-at-home mum of two children and I'm actually much too old to be doing stuff like this. I spend most of my kid-free time doing real-life editing and translations (German-English) as well as doing beta reading and writing my own fan fics. I've also tried to write some original stuff, but somehow that never gets finished. Know the feeling? I also do fic intake on FictionAlley. (Some of you may recognize my name if I've had to ding you for SPaG!)

I used to be obsessed with Ballykissangel, but now I've set sail on the SSHG ship and I have no intention of disembarking any time soon. I still maintain the largest and best BallyK fan fic archive right here. (Shameless plug.)

I have a Master's degree in Applied Linguistics (TESOL) and a B.A. in Linguistics, and I'm just telling you that to intimidate you. All that really means is that I used to know a gerund from a participle at one time, but that was years ago.

I hope you have fun reading some of my stuff, since I had fun writing it!

Update 30 March 2011: I had been trying to update Never Give Up for several days, but kept getting that error that so many others were getting. Here is the solution posted on the forum:

If you are just trying to add a chapter you can get around the error message. When you get the error message go to the address bar and where it says property change it to content. example below.

fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_property.php? - error message

fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_content.php? - you can add chapters

I hope this helps everyone until they get this problem fixed.

~SAM~

And now I have been able to update. :D


1. At the Start of Whatever reviews
Viktor Krum has just moved into the most expensive block of Muggle real estate in London, and Hermione Granger wants to find out why. Hermione/Viktor oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-30-11 - Hermione G. & Viktor K. - Complete
2. Sev and Sirius' Excellent Adventure reviews
Severus and Sirius are assigned a joint detention in the Forbidden Forest with Hagrid. Only it turns out they're not in Kansas any more. One-shot, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-11 - Sirius B. & Severus S. - Complete
3. Never Give Up, It's A Wonderful Life » reviews
When Hermione Granger is assigned Severus Snape's old quarters, she never expects to find his ghost haunting them. But is everything really as it appears? SSHG, epilogue compliant. Originally written for Harry Holidays 2010 on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 5-2-11 - Published: 1-18-11 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
4. Dressing for Success reviews
Head of design at Zabini's fashion house, Pansy Parkinson has her eye set on the heir apparent. But his eye is caught by a witch who has her own way of looking at things. Oneshot. Luna/Blaise. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-11 - Luna L. & Blaise Z. - Complete
5. A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus reviews
How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot, gen, written for and won harrypotter las Challenge 5: ' character has a cold'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-10 - Anthony G. & Michael C. - Complete
6. Sometimes That's What It Takes » reviews
Hermione despairs of Snape ever wanting her for anything more than running his errands. Until his unhinged physical therapist hits her with an untraceable curse and she ends up literally on cloud nine. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 9-1-10 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
7. A Prison of His Own Design reviews
Snape awakens after the attack in the Shrieking Shack to find himself in Azkaban. One-shot. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-20-10 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
8. Leather Motorcycle Trousers reviews
Peter Pettigrew reeeally wants to be a Marauder. But first he has to look the part. One-shot, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-10 - Peter P. - Complete
9. The Initiation reviews
Draco prepares Crabbe for his initiation as a Death Eater. Gen, crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-4-10 - Draco M. & Vincent C. - Complete
10. This Is Not A Quidditch Fic: A Plague of Locusts reviews
Oliver lands in hospital with a minor curse and gets reacquainted with Trainee Healer Katie Bell. Written for the hp rarities exchange on LJ. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-10 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
11. Finnigan's Charge reviews
The summer before seventh year, things are brewing in the wizarding world, and Seamus wants to make sure Dean is warned. One-shot. Gen, no slash. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-10 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
12. A Capacity for Love » reviews
HBP spoilers. Set during HBP. Snape, as a Death Eater, is forced to attack Hermione. How will they deal with the consequences? Rating for situations and content. No fluff. Canon compliant. Not shippy, but mention of R/Hr. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,568 - Reviews: 517 - Updated: 4-29-10 - Published: 12-22-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
13. The Charms Assignment reviews
Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-22-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
14. Making Mummy Proud reviews
Tom Riddle shares his greatest triumph with his mother. Gen. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-10 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
15. Two French Dancing reviews
Fleur wants Ginny to learn a dance for the wedding. Harry wants to see it. Drabble. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
16. The Perfect Stranger reviews
Snape doesn't remember her. Post-DH, canon compliant. Snape/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-24-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
17. It's French, Finnigan reviews
When Pansy turns up, asking a favour of Seamus, it stirs old memories. Post-DH, canon compliant. Pansy/Seamus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-10 - Pansy P. & Seamus F. - Complete
18. Subversive reviews
Canon-compliant beginning of 7th year. Ginny finds that the balance of power has shifted. Femmeslash warning GinnyPansy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-10 - Ginny W. & Pansy P. - Complete
19. An Outing It's Going to Be All Right reviews
Hannah and Neville hire Lee Jordan to help with the pub. One-shot. Infidelity warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Hannah A. & Lee J. - Complete
20. Something in the Way She Moves reviews
Sirius remembers Marlene. One-shot. Gen-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-09 - Sirius B. & Gideon P. - Complete
21. Vanished reviews
Caradoc Dearborn, vanished six months after this, we never found his body...' -Alastor Moody, OotP. Gen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-09 - Caradoc D. - Complete
22. Heal Me reviews
Dorcas didn't know it would be like this. Gen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-09 - Dorcas M. - Complete
23. Her First Order Meeting reviews
Hestia Jones shows up for her first Order meeting. Gideon was expecting someone else. Pretty much gen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-09 - Hestia J. & Gideon P. - Complete
24. Defiance reviews
Albus Dumbledore takes an interest in whom 17-year-old Severus Snape is spending his time with. Gen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-09 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete
25. Smoke and Mirrors in Ballykissangel » reviews
Completely A.U. Loosely based on Agatha Christie's 'They Do It With Mirrors'. A brutal murder shocks Ballykissangel. Peter follows the investigation and learns some disturbing things.
Ballykissangel - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 8-29-09 - Complete
26. Snape Split » reviews
Snape is split into ten different aspects of his personality in a potions experiment gone awry. Who will come to his rescue? Could it be our favorite bushy haired know it all? SSHG. Mild implied slash. Unfinished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,683 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 3-7-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G.
27. The Way You Do That Thing You Do reviews
The night after the Final Battle, Neville is alone in his dorm... or so he thinks. Sequel to White Out, but can be read independently. One-shot. Neville/Luna. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-5-08 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete
28. White Out reviews
Neville and Luna find themselves stranded on the way to Hogsmeade Station. A seventh year might-have-been. Written for the Wild Weather Challenge on The Quidditch Pitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-30-08 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete
29. Why Magical Folk Have Such Small Families reviews
There's a big surprise in store for Harry on his wedding night. Humour/fluff/silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-2-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
30. Headmaster One, Granger Zero reviews
AU. One-shot. DH spoilers. Snape is the post-DH Headmaster, and not all of the students want to return to his rule. Especially a certain bushy-haired Muggleborn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
31. A Patronus for James reviews
James II can't wait to find out what his Patronus is... and it had better be cool! One-shot. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-29-08 - James P. - Complete
32. The Legacy Game reviews
The kids from the Epilogue compete for the title of "Toughest Legacy To Live Up To." Just a bunch of silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-24-08 - Scorpius M. & James P. - Complete
33. First Date reviews
Andromeda Black and Fabian Prewett are slumming it on their Muggle night out. Only it doesn't end the way either of them expect. Cowinner of FictionAlley's July 2007 challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-07 - Andromeda T. & Ted T. - Complete
34. A Mark of Pride reviews
See the fates of two Gryffindors in a Voldemort-victorious A.U., where Death Eaters and Umbrors dog the Potterists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-07 - Romilda V. & Seamus F. - Complete
35. The Creation of a Carrow reviews
Young Amycus Carrow meets Marvolo and Morfin Gaunt, and they leave quite an impression on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-07 - Marvolo G. - Complete
36. Bat of the Dungeon reviews
Hermione sneaks into Severus' private study and finds something she did not expect at all. But it does give her a naughty idea. AU. SSHG. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-30-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
37. Forgiveness Begins with Death reviews
An attack on Diagon Alley forces Angelina to make a difficult decision. Co winner of FictionAlley's March, 2007 challenge. AU, written pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-07 - Angelina J. & George W. - Complete
38. Dung Schnoogles Nic: Death Ensues
How did the Philosopher's Stone get into the vault at Gringotts? Machinations and manipulations. FictionAlley February, 2007 challenge runnerup.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Published: 5-30-07 - Albus D. & Mundungus F. - Complete
39. Ernie Prang and the Howdy Hall Tale reviews
Harry and Co. are off to hunt Horcruxes...but there is an unexpected detour. Winner of FA's January, 2007 challenge. AU, written pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
40. Survivors » reviews
Written pre-DH, AU. Hermione Granger, Professor for the History of Magic, sets out on a quest to prove that Snape isn't the evil Death Eater everyone still thinks he is...and finds more than she bargained for. HGSS. Over 100,000 hits! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,588 - Reviews: 409 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 10-15-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
41. Vincent and Avril » reviews
Ballykissangel continues where Series 6 left off.
Ballykissangel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,443 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-21-03 - Published: 11-20-02