Hola people that actually take their time to read this!!!!!!! Not much to talk about, I'm just a girl with the inability to keep a hermit crab alive for long, likes to eat goldfish, worries about school to much and also happens to have the complete inability to play a sport and succeed in the task of winning...yeah, gym isn't fun. At all. But I have robots, so I still get to take over the world :)

Favorite color: Black, silver or blue

Favorite moment: When my friends pushed me down a hill and stole my shoes, therefore giving me the freedom to run outside barefoot while at school :) Also, moments in my AP world class. There's nothing like a teacher saying, "Whore houses are good, but they're expensive" to really make you want to learn history. Did you know that assassins were first made when a group kidnapped people and made them high, telling them they were in paradise and they could return if they killed people for them?

Goals: 1. Natsu and Lucy will have their 33 babies. Because I love them, and I have no soul (no, I'm not a ginger, I just don't cry during the Notebook or the Last Song.)

2. Make sense of the ending in Nevermore by James Patterson. Seriously, WTF happened?

3. Try to not embarrass myself on a regular basis. The other day I freaked out because I forgot I had piano and ended up screaming curses in front of my club adviser. Not good. Not good at all.

My ever growing list of favorite quotes:

-If a man is in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -random picture

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -somewhere in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

-"Fang," she said, "There's something..."
Holy crap, she was an ax murderer. I always knew it. -Fang from Flash on fanfiction.net

-Why in the name of the holy god who made chocolate does he look familiar? -Max from One Upon A Glance on fanfiction.net
..."Oh my freaking kittens!"- Max from Messed up HS life on fanfiction.net

-I don't care if you lie, just as long as you do it correctly in Spanish. -My Spanish teacher

-If you ever tell Mr. O this, i will fail you. Twice. -Math teacher

-I'm willing to unleash the power of the pants! and PANTS ON FIRE PANTS ON FIRE PANTS ON FIRE- both from Digimon frontier

-Happy Valentine's Day! Or in other cases, Happy Single Awareness Day! S.A.D. for short.- someone on Fanfiction

-Sorry about the long break. I'll be straight with you…an evil monster attacked my city and I had to defend it. Though I won the battle, of course, I was injured. I, uh,

lost use of my right hand? ...yeah. But now it works again. Yeah…-fallen ark angel on fanfiction.net

-After a serious threat to my turtle, I have a new chapter for you. But be warned: if anyone touches my turtle they will have to answer to a very mad NightWrighter511!-someone on Fanfiction

-Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?-Unknown

-Thank goodness she explained that Saturday followed Friday and Sunday came afterwards...I never knew that before-artdisco on youtube

-This seemed a lot like Romeo and Juliet to me. I don't know why people say that's so romantic. The lovers died in the end -Amy- Kathrine104

-You know, the Romans burned St. Valentine at the stake. Maybe the had the right idea...-someone on fanfiction.net

-HOW COULD SOME TERRIBLE PERSON HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN? WHO'S SICK MIND IS SO SICK THAT THEY SHOULD DO THIS? Oh, there you are, my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought someone had stolen you.- author on fanfiction

-You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll

-Fang I'm giving you permission to touch my ass. Now get the knife-disappearance on FanFiction.net

-Oh. Wow. I just killed Maximum Ride. Shit. -NightRider511

-I'm not good with emotions! They're like a big bad monster that's out to eat me!- Fanfiction.net

-Dear god, not the feelings. Not the feelings! GET THE FUCKING FEELINGS AWAY FROM ME!- Fanfiction.net

-He sounded like a kid that had just got caught taking cookies. "No, mom, I-I-I was just seeing if FooFoo was in-in there. He's been miss-missing, and I-I-I—"
"CHARLIE, FOOFOO IS A TWO HUNDRED POUND PITBULL! HE COULD NOT FIT IN THE COOKIE JAR!"-Fanfiction person's profile

-AND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SURROUNDED BY SEVEN DWARVES AND AN EVIL WITCH AND WAS SIMULTANIEUSLY FALLING DOWN A HUGE HOLE INTO HELL!- A Fax Christmas on FAnfiction.net

-"Why are you here?" Translation: WHY ARE YOU INVADING OUR PERSONAL TERRITORY AND BREATHING OUR PRECIOUS OXYGEN?- Because of You on Fanfiction.net

-"GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN BODY AND TELL THAT GIRL YOU LOVE HER BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR TIME TO DIE!"
I hold up my hands. "OK, OK. No need to yell. Geez."-Fanfiction.net

-I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.-stereotype quote

-Its like there's a fuckin' sign over my heart
that says, "STAB HERE"-fanfiction profile

-Cop 1: But you are desperate.
Cop 2: No, I'm lonely and miserable. There's a difference.

-This page and me, we fought an epic battle over weeks. And in the end, I won this fight. Yes, I'm a hero.

-"Because," Igneel continued, pounding his chest with a fist proudly, "We are a freakin' badass royal family, and we need a badass wife for my badass son."

-Fang: GREW UP IN A DOG CRATE. FELL IN LOVE. SCREWED IT UP. FAILED AT LIFE.

-And in that moment, I swear we were infinate. - Perks of being a wallflower

-Its no use going back to yesturday, because I was a different person then. - Alice in Wonderland