Hi, I'm Mrs. Future Edelstein.

I don't write much, but I do drabble, I think.

I only tolerate canon (and APH, I'm a hypocrite) yaoi.

Will finish later.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile.

If you have ever caught your hair on fire with a kerosene lamp or candle, post this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile.

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▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▒▒▓▒▒███▒▒▓▒▒▓▓PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT (Hetalia songs FTW)

If Fanfiction(or goodreads) to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (I thought Hetalia when I read this.)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)) ilikepizza2213 (Holy Shit! ANNOYING!)

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. copy and paste this somewhere to fill it out^^

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Seychelles

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Pupsik (Sounds about right)

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Latvija

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Eyjan Græna

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Exitus

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Mambo Italiano! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
F.U.N (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa)

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Wa Wa World Ondo (It's true)

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
1,2,3,4, (OH THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Blue Bird

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Einsamkeit (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Unicorn Song (Hail Yeah!)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Makka Na Ito

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Double rainbow (So true)

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
It's Okay to Yell (This Time)

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
HRE's Marukaite Chikyuu

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Duck Song

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
My name is Joe and I. Am. CANADIAN!!

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
PoPiPo

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Viva La Vida

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
America's Marukaite Chikyuu

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
This is PASTAAAAAAAAAA!

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Makka Na Ito

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
German Sparkle Party

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Torinoko City

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Perfect Two (I miss my Birdy!)

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Waiting on the World to Change

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
(THIS DAMN BURN ON MY ARM FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU LOL,JK) Bad Apple (I think)

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?

Poland's Marukaite Chikyuu

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up