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| Assassin Ninja Spy |
Author has written 13 stories for Mass Effect, Uncharted series, Assassin's Creed, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Legend of Zelda, and Hellsing. I really don't know what to say. I don't know if I'm going to keep publishing my work on fanfiction. I've noticed a growing trend of horrible flamers, who make direct attacks at authors because they aren't following the guidelines of what stories can and cannot be published. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous. The fact that stories are censored on here for their genre or style is stupid. Flat out fucking stupid. Are they harming anyone? No. Are they less of a story because they're written like a script instead of like a classic novel? No. If your catchphrase is "unleash your imagination", don't put ridiculous restrictions on the authors. Just fucking don't. So I, uh, got a deviantart account if you, I guess, want to look at things I do that aren't written... http://assassinninjaspy.deviantart.com/ So "Teach Me", my Assassin's Creed fic is being put on hold because I've been working on it for over a year and I need to take a step back 1.) so I don't get bored of it 2.) so I can do some thinking about where its going to go and 3.) I have other things I want to write but can't/couldn't because of it was taking up so much time. Hey! Listen! Working on: "Just One More Story?" is going to be the highlights of my time with my Dovahkiin, Nakuma (fem Argonian) told by a mother to her children. Some thing about Talbot is so incredibly attractive for me so I'm working on my version of his back story (I have a sick obsession with him, not fangirl obsession, just he-scares-the-fuck-outta-me-and-I-love-it obsession...) If any Uncharted fans want to brave this fic, I'm writing a two part story - both parodies and only for the lolz. The first is already up and it's called "Rippy's Fic". I'm working on a much longer sister fic that I think will be called "Origin of the Battle Smurf: Rippy's Duty". Yeah, you want to read it now, right? It's shenanigans all the way. Not done with Hellsing just yet. I have no ideas for it at the moment, but there will probably be expansion upon "Animal" and there may be a non-romance story between Integra and Alucard, just so I can explore their relationship more. I want to rewrite my Uncharted fic (Reformed, or Not) because I'm not in the slightest bit happy with it and Flynn and Elena were my first OTP That section is organized by priority, the top being priority #1 and the bottom being the last thing on my mind and will change as my stories and plans do, so look once in a while if you want to know what's happening! I highly suggest going and checking out Smehur's stories - the best ME fics I have ever read on fanfiction My dear beta-reader for 'Teach Me', IfEaRnOfIsH, is working on an amazing Doctor Who/Assassin's Creed crossover right now (called 'Dottore') - as well as having written other amazing stories, go check her out! | |||||||
1. Would you like fries with that? » reviewsIn a strange, alternate universe, where Turians play basketball and Shepard works in fast-food, what will happen to a young, blooming, inter-species relationship?Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 2-20-13 - Shepard (F) & Garrus V.2. Unbreakable Spirit » reviewsGirahim has a message to relay for Link in Skyview Temple - of course, not without a little fun first but not sex fun, because AssassinNinjaSpy feels dirty writing one shot smutsLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-20-12 - Published: 5-10-12 - Link & Ghirahim3. Animal reviewsWhen Seras goes a little nuts, Alucard has an unexpected response. M to be safe but not a lemon (or not a typical lemon?)Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-20-12 - Alucard & Seras - Complete4. Teach Me » reviewsEzio x OC apprentice/novice fic, it's going to be long, so buckle up if you decide to read it . Don't want to give anything away. M for language and Ezio smexy goodness. If you don't like OCs, don't click. Very simple solution. (On hold, but not abandoned [don't worry, I promise])Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 10-3-11 - Ezio A. & Apprentice5. Rippy's Fic reviewsComplete shenanigans, read only if you're looking for lolz - I do not ship this, but the story of why this monstrosity is here is inside. I'm expecting flames because it really is horrid, but, honestly, I don't care XDUncharted series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - H. Flynn & K. Schäfer - Complete6. Not This Time reviewsYou know, Link gave so many warning growls to Midna and enough was just enoughLegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-28-12 - Wolf Link & Midna - Complete7. What Would You Regret? » reviewsA collection of oneshots featuring pairs of characters, highlighting the fact that, sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith and tell someone how you feel.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-23-12 - Published: 3-22-12 - Shepard (F) - Complete8. Now reviews"I couldn't live without you," a pause, "I don't want to live without you." A different take on Shepard's speech in the Collector base and a different situation.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-12 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete9. Love in Pieces » reviewsA romance in bits. None of the stories are related to each other; I write as inspiration hits. SPOILERS: you must read Death Bringer ALL THE WAY THROUGH if you don't want spoilersSkulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 11-18-11 - Skulduggery P. & Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete10. Crazy reviewsI checked the Uncharted fics on a spur of the moment and read a few really good stories, I was inspired and needed a break from my chaptered fic so I wrote a short, fluff filled mini-fic... darn fluff *grumbles*Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-11 - Elena F. & Nathan D. - Complete11. Tower Lovers reviewsAltaïr confesses his love for Maria. Written to "You've Got a Way" by Shania TwainAssassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-11 - Altaïr & Maria T. - Complete12. Reformed, or not » reviewsElena and Flynn with a touch of Chloe and Drake. Rated M for the deed in later chapters. It's written listening mainly to "Over my Head" by The Fray and "Life in Technicolour" by ColdplayUncharted series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 7-1-11 - Elena F. & H. Flynn - Complete13. Quarian Romance » reviewsA Tali and Kal'Reeger romance, I love Quarians and being able to play with so many fine details of them. This is my first story on Fan Fiction but enjoy anywaysMass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 6-11-11 - Tali'Zorah & Kal'Reegar - Complete
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