Hmmm. This is where I write about myself, correct? Okay...anime fan, a 24-year SCA veteran, ferret and cat slave;. I used to write quite a bit of Dr. Who fanfic years ago, and got a fair amount published (before the era of internet); I fell out of the habit, but have started back again. Favorite anime: lots. Detective Conan, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ushio & Tora, Yu-Gi-Oh! (aaargh; so ashamed), Detective Academy Q, Saiyuki, Bleach, Naruto, Yami No Matsui and so forth. Love lots of manga like XXXHolic, too; mmmmm. Am attempting to learn Japanese, gods help me. Can't draw to save my life (wish I could) and I tend towards humongous chapters; I do my best to keep my horrible Southern drawl from entering into my fanfics, but it keeps trying... Oh yeah, and several of my friends find it really funny to throw plunnies at me whenever they can. You Know Who You Are Out There, Stop Trying To Hide.

Favorite fic things: Writers who THINK before they write fanfics; fics with insight that make ME think; fics that are funny enough to make me snort whatever I'm drinking out my nose; and fics that take my mind places it hasn't been before. And a little romance is never out of place (or a lot of hot, steamy, where'd-my-clothes-go,-oh-never-mind, for that matter, so long as it's in-character). Have no problems whatsoever with yaoi, het or yuri, just with shota or real noncon. Let's be reasonable adults here, okay? It may be fiction, but it still has to live inside my head.

Major fic dislikes: Bad grammer (a total turnoff); bad plots that don't go anywhere; stupid, pointless I'm-just-writing-this-to-stroke-my-ego,-hey-ain't-I-great,-I'm-PUBLISHED! fics (you've all seen them... blaaaaaagh!); and most of all, plagiarism. Plagiarists should all die evil deaths involving red-hot pokers, lemon juice, badgersand body-piercing. They really should. And I'd heat up the pokers and find the badgers.

"Some days I think I'm losing it...Some days, I think I've finally found it. And SOME days I just wish Fate'd hand me a freaking MAP andquit laughing." (me, muttering to myself on a particularly obnoxious Thursday)

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1. Umbrella reviews

Just a small story regarding bad weather and worse timing. Achoo! Bless you, Heijikun. Here, have a tissue...

Complete - Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07

2. Windfall » reviews

A sequel to 'Second Wind' just couldn't resist. Ayumichan has questions... and Kaitou Kid has answers! ...and yes, the storyline's still alive Chapter 23, uploaded September 11, 2007. See? NOT dead!

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 23 - Words: 391,634 - Reviews: 526 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 8-6-02

3. Unauthorized Access » reviews

The Fenton Portal, Sam, and Danny, Jack's son. A certain Stargate, Sam and Daniel Jackson. Anybody else here see a similarity? When portals and alien technology mix, things can get very, very weird... Chapter 4 posted Aug 7 2007

Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 1-1-07

4. Dragons Slain At No Extra Charge » reviews

TristanDukeJoey slash, mild. It's several years after the end of the whole Puzzle thing, and life has settled down... particularly for our three heros. But life is just full of surprises, and some of them seem to have to do with Joey's sister...

Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-07

5. Shuffle » reviews

A Kaitou Kid YuGiOh crossover. When heists go wrong, they go WRONG. And sometimes magics mix in the oddest of ways... Watch out for the frozen tuna. NEW UPDATE AS OF DECEMBER 29, 2006! Tiger, tiger, burning bright...

Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,743 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 2-21-06

6. Skin Deep: Oyake Ni Hadaka reviews

A little sidestory for Icka M. Chif's Guard Dog fic, based on a pic that she did for me for my birthday links at the end of the fic. Did someone say 'skinnydipping?

Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-31-06

7. Rain On Blank Pages reviews

A tale from the series Requiem From the Darkness, also called Kousetsu Hyaku Monogatari or One Hundred Stories. Rain can bring many changes and it had always seemed to be raining when they met, living or dead or somewhere in between...

Complete - Misc. Anime/Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-06

8. Study Aids reviews

Everybody gets bored. Even undead homicidal tombrobbers get bored. And sometimes they go to unusual lengths to relieve the boredom. Poor Ryou and Yuugi are the ones to catch the fallout when it happens...

Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06

9. Negative Values reviews

A trip to the museum, courtesy of a tombrobber and his host. Some things never change... or do they?

Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

10. Talking To Strangers reviews

What do you get when you cross Detective Conan with Puppetmaster Sakon? A very odd conversation on a latenight train, that's what. Poor Conan...

Complete - Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05

11. Wishful Thinking reviews

A DNAngel-XXXHolic crossover-fic. There are places where even Phantom Thieves shouldn't go, and one of them is Yuuko-san's home, as Dark and Daisuke painfully learn. Warning: Attack-Flamingos on premises! Chapter One of Three posted on March 31 2005.

D N Angel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-05

12. Tertius: Faith reviews

The third in the 'Virtues' Arc. Faith can move mountains, they say...

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-13-04 - Published: 11-13-04

13. Pests reviews

Just because it's all in your mind, that doesn't mean it isn't there... A short little piece of silliness, starring Kuroba Kaito.

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-28-04 - Published: 10-28-04

14. And Many Happy Returns reviews

Written for the OnlyOneTruth List third anniversary contest. Hakuba Saguru doesn't like birthdays very much, and for very good reasons... Very strange fic including references to underwear, handcuffs, chandeliers and dreadful taste in jewelry.

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04

15. Altenbier reviews

The REAL reason why a truely good beer is worth more than rubies. Dear gods, I've written a RoyEd slashie! Time to run and hide.....

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 8-16-04

16. Secundus: Prudence reviews

Continuing the Virtues Arc (which started with Primus: Fortitude) with Jan Havoc. God help anybody who gets between a chainsmoker and his habit...

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-04 - Published: 7-21-04

17. Primus: Fortitude reviews

The first of the Seven Virtues vignettes, one each to match the Seven Deadly Sins. First up on stage: Fortitude, in the persona of Riza Hawkeye...

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-11-04 - Published: 6-11-04

18. Token reviews

What do you get irritable, female mechanics on their sixteenth birthdays? Something nice, if you want to stay healthy..... Silly fluff, but it was fun to write. Enjoy!

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-30-04 - Published: 5-30-04

19. Focus reviews

Just a little Kaitou Kid monologue; sometimes what we see depends more on the mind's eye than on anything else.

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-20-04 - Published: 4-20-04

20. Blowing Out the Candles reviews

Being a child is not only harder than one would suppose-- it's deadlier, too. Bullies and murderers, campouts and bloodshed, ghost-stories and brushes with death, that's what little boys are made of..... CHAPTER 1 IS UP!

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 3-5-04

21. Just A Little Joke reviews

When good jokes go very, very wrong (otherwise known as the "Don't Mess With Akako" fic.)

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-2-04 - Published: 3-2-04

22. Great Expectations reviews

Presenting: The first ever LokiFull Moon wo Sagashite crossover fic, gods help me..... I'll go to Hell for THIS one, I guess. sigh

Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-28-03 - Published: 11-28-03

23. What Goes Up reviews

Pure silliness; a short little fic in response to Icka M. Chif's challenge to write a Kudo Yukiko story based on the "There was a little girl who had a little curl" rhyme. Bad Yukiko, no biscuit!

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-29-03 - Published: 10-29-03

24. Snakes and Ladders reviews

A sequel to Icka M. Chif's "Learn To See" (with her permission! Yaaaay! Read it first, okay?); the consequences of seeing the world as it really is (or is it?).....

Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-13-03 - Published: 10-13-03

25. Conversations Among Ghosts » reviews

NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,073 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 6-3-02

26. Gentleman Thieves I Have Known: Jii's Memoirs reviews

Jii, the faithful servant to Kaitou Kid and his family, has something to say..... A weird little fic of mine about the history of the Phantom Thieves and their acquaintances. **FIRST CHAPTER UP! GOOD GODS, IT'S A SHORT CHAPTER!! AMAZING!!**

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-27-03

27. Omake: Grace reviews

If you could change things for the ones you love, just a little... just a VERY little... what would you change, and when? A Kaito Kid vignette.

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-22-02 - Published: 10-22-02

28. The Prince reviews

Well... I'm not quite sure WHAT to call this. A fairy tale? A present? A future? Possibly a parable. Even Muraki can change.....

Yami no Matsuei - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-18-02 - Published: 10-18-02

29. The Oldest Profession reviews

Well, first off, it's not about what the title would have you THINK it is..... Wanted: Bakemono to fill position at local shrine; good rates, room and board provided. Please contact head priest and provide references... no ningen-devourers need apply...

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-02 - Published: 8-28-02

30. Second Wind » reviews

A sequal to 'The Longest Hour', which is a sequal to 'The Window'; Ran's been transformed into a child, and she and Conan must deal with the consequences. All this and a ghost story too. ***** FINISHED!!! CH. 10 AND EPILOGUE LOADED AS OF 7/12/02*****

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,378 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 7-14-02 - Published: 12-14-01

31. Triangle: A Kaitou Kid Vignette reviews

No, this is NOT a love triangle or anything like that (shudder); just something I wrote on a whim, concerning destinies, legacies, and a dead man's joke on the world. Let me know what you think, hm?

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-20-02 - Published: 5-20-02

32. Longtoes reviews

InuYasha has relatives he doesn't know about; four-legged, furry ones. And there's LOTS of them, too. ***First chapter up, 4/26/02!***

Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-27-02 - Published: 4-27-02

33. Eden reviews

Anyone remember Kazusa-chan? The shinigami do..... and she hasn't forgotten them, either. ***Chapter One is up, 2/12/02***

Yami no Matsuei - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-13-02 - Published: 2-13-02

34. Owlflight reviews

A sequel to "Fledglings", seventeen years or so later. Watari gets a wild hair and goes to some rather peculiar lengths for an experiment..... Meandering thoughts about the Meifu, flight, and owl-crunchies. What goes up must come down.....

Yami no Matsuei - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-19-01 - Published: 12-19-01

35. Shinigami: As Ye Sow... reviews

A Yami no Matsuei crossover fic (yeah, I know, really weird). Duo finds out the hard way why calling himself "shinigami" was possibly a bad idea.... second story in the Shinigami Arc. Future chapters forthcoming.

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-19-01 - Published: 12-19-01

36. Fledglings reviews

So..... Wanna know where Watari-san got his pet owl, 003? A tale of my favorite Mad Scientist's early days among the shinigami. Please review--- I can take it, really I can!

Yami no Matsuei - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-28-01 - Published: 11-28-01

37. The Longest Hour » reviews

A sequal to 'The Window': Conan tells Ran a very important secret--- and the consequences outstrip his wildest dreams... or nightmares. How far would you go to be with the one you love? **COMPLETE**

Complete - Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-2-01 - Published: 11-1-01

38. The I of the Beholder » reviews

A story about ghosts and monsters and REALLY evil things going bump in the night. Not so much from Ushio's viewpoint, this time: an Asako story. @@@ IT'S FINISHED!!! ALL CHAPTERS & EPILOGUE LOADED AS OF 10/5/01!!!@@@

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-5-01 - Published: 7-3-01

39. Shinigami: Ghost In The Machine reviews

A rather peculiar story regarding recruitment among the Shinigami, and why you should be careful what you call youself. A crossover with.... well, you can figure it out yourself, can't you? Take a look.

Yami no Matsuei - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-21-01 - Published: 9-21-01

40. The Window reviews

A story of dilemmas and promises, of truths and lies and stolen flowers. A songfic. Sorta angsty, but I swear it ends well (and if you like it, I'll write a sequal. Let me know, okay?)

Detective Conan/Case Closed - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-11-01 - Published: 9-11-01

41. Stars Overhead reviews

A somewhat weird songfic of mine, concerning posttrauma stress and how you deal with it a little angsty, but not too rough. Takes place during the manga, not the anime.....

Complete - Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-25-01 - Published: 6-25-01

42. A Truce Of Moons » reviews

A tale from early in Ushio & Tora's partnership, concerning the likenesses of monsters and men..... and what they like to do at parties. ***All three chapters are now out!***

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-21-01 - Published: 5-27-01

43. Blue reviews

A storm, a shipwreck, two deaths, two resurrections, one beach. My little songfic to Enya's "Carribean Blue".

Mermaid Saga - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-13-01 - Published: 6-13-01

44. The Jaws That Bite, The Claws That Catch » reviews

What happens when holding on to your humanity is no longer an option? Ushio finds out just what it's like to have fur and claws..... It's finally finished! All six chapters have been uploaded, and there's an update at the end of Chapter 5!

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,065 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-11-01 - Published: 4-2-01

45. Sempai reviews

Another soliloquy, a companion-piece to 'Mere Wickedness' -- but from Ushio's point of view.

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-30-01 - Published: 4-30-01

46. Mere Wickedness reviews

A soliloquy; Tora considers his past and the reasons why he hasn't eaten Ushio just yet.

Ushio and Tora - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-14-01 - Published: 4-14-01